/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3154 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

Ah, the good ol' weekend lull. Hope our fine clerical workers are enjoying their day off from writing death certificates.

If this entire event were a baseball game, we're still at the top of the 1st inning. Patience, user.

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>Every country has diseases, but in China they become national emergencies and global emergencies, because the real disease here is communism

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there was never going to be one
instead you can enjoy normie suffering as they are denied their casual sex and perpetual attention

DEATH TO CHINA

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Fake virus
Fabricated panic
Fake economy
Fake politicians
Fake people

Why can’t we just kill normies ?
And if this virus is real and the deep state actually wanted population control why didn’t they let the “virus” run rampant and use natural selection to avoid direct blame ?

Fuck the CCP

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Friends I don't know how to explain it but I'm developing a crush on Corona chan.

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Ebola: 11-month-old girl becomes second to die in Congo amid fears of new wave
Over 200 people traced to electrician who became first new case in weeks on Friday

GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN

GIVE EBOLA-CHAN YOUR ENERGY

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FUCK KIKES

FUCK NIGGERS

AND FUCK JANNIES

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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Guys serious question if Colin Powell was still in office would he be able to convince UN like he did for Iraq war that China has bioweapon and kickoff a another war?

Shit, it is true then

here’s been a spike in coronavirus cases at meat plants in the U.S.

mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1249147759959171072

govexec.com/workforce/2020/04/coronavirus-outbreaks-food-processing-plants-have-inspectors-fearful-and-employees-staying-home/164501/
its spiking in the food processing plants.

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I saw her first

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Good luck to both our girls!

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>german state media mentioned bill gates as expert on corona
What the fuck is going on!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

easily manipulated sheep

>the television said so !!
>IT MUST BE TRUE

meanwhile in reality no one can even prove this little virus even exist

hnnnnng

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Corona isn't going away is it.........

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Top kek, saved.

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Pizzerie are all closed since March
I want pizza
I can't live without my weekend pizza

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this guy fucks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

END THIS FUCKING WORLD CORONA-CHAN

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>the media said so
>cnn & faux & ABC & NBC ALL SAID SO

I know it's for the better but god damn being inside is so fucking boring.

and yeah, spain is definitely getting to 200k before italy.

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>tfw jew drinking the pol koolaid

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nope

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remember when Tedros declared Ebola cured probably meant all blue helmets fucked of from Congo and now she's free from the chlorine westerners created

>the television said so !!
>IT MUST BE A NOTHINGBURGER !!
>MASKS DON'T WORK!

You will only get sheep willing to do what the tv and radio tell them to do always

No one has a personal identity anymore
It’s all NPC
you’re an NPC
IM an NPC
all NPC being manipulated and played like puppets

Hey little puppet :)

It cant be contained, it will eventually infect everyone. Its like trying to avoid the common cold,
Now imagine the common cold had HIV spilced into it.
Nothingburgers are coping, this is the final happening, extinction.
Point and laugh at the normies who deserve choking death

You are forgetting the media were all "it's just the flu" a month ago. We were on it since January but I guess now the MSM caught up we should change to be contrarian.

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NEWS UPDATE

Germany did its Heinsberg Covid cluster study
they found for the region
>14% already infected
>2% active cases
>0,37% lethality

population was selected as a representative to the total german pop.
the hospitals where never overwhelmed so this is a best case scenario

but
>0,37%

once you factor in unreported recovery and asymptomaotc (millions of these) the death rate plummets to like 0.03%

source press conference:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vnr
HamW8OXQ
[Open]
>important part starts about 14:30

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>USA
>infected not over 20k anymore
>death toll barely 1000

OHHH SO NOW YOU HAVE DECIDED YOU WANT TO LIVE AND LISTEN TO THE INSTRUCTIONS AND GUIDELINES WELL FUCK YOU.

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>boomer who lacks patience
wah wah

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I'm a frayed knot.

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Fuck the media. They're just trying to bandwagon now because muh orange man bad. If oldfags from /cvg/ listened to them back when this first started, this general would have died on thread 5.

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Hey puppet

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kek gather round cvg

i just want to bring to your attention this chart. cvg cringe larpers used to actually think these numbers would come true .

they used to gather in a circle and jerk their little peepees creaming over this chart. look how pathetic you morons look now?

that sums up the culture in this general. a bunch of misinformed retarded teenagers misinterpreting data and reports and spreading it around the internet.

what happened to your big scary numbers retard?

why don’t you guys posts this chart anymore?

ahahahahanahaha

fucking embarrassing. you guys actually thought these numbers would happen.

>bbut we are so ahead of the curve and smart! exponential growth!

yeah great job here guys kek

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she cute

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I love them both

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OTP!

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Hold it together

>Italian flag
>Doesnt know how to make its own pizza
The fuck is wrong with you?

100% puppet

that's what people have been saying for a while. i just haven't seen a real study on this yet. if there are really millions of asymptomatic cases then it literally is just a cold

reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/globa
l-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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[x] lick doorknob
ok tough guy? :))

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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system don't break in a day city slicker enjoy normalcy while it lasts

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Based corona-chan

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Remember when the Media said it was just a flu and not to buy masks?

Please let this be real. Ebola-chan and Corona-chan working together to wipe out humanity would be so cute.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1249418405951799309?s=19

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Home pizza with electric oven is not good as stone oven pizza you dumb leaf

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1249365366930919429
They got a raise and it's HUGE
Instead of 50 cents, now it's 80 CENTS!

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reminds me of that one scene in Max Payne 2

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TAKE MY ENERGY AND END THIS WORLD CORONA-CHAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No one cared about this shit In November 2019

And the msm saw how easy this “scoop” would sway the masses

PUPPETS :))

As if any real evidence has been posted in CVG , the only real evidence I see is people posting fear porn and jerking off to anime pictures of a fake virus

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Actually proved you're an IRL boomer with that garbage-tier boomer meme

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Governmint keeps pushing to maintain the lock down more and more weeks, it seems like it's never going to end. All NPC's clap from their balconies no matter what the governmint does. We've already been 30 days on house arrest and they keep cheering and loving our leaders and snitching on anyone that "breaks the rules". Police fining 600 euros to anyone that is not alone on the street with some solid proof that they're allowed to be out. This is some Orwelian wet dream for those fuckers.

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i would shitpost for 80 cents per succesful (you) not even joking. CIA please email me with this offer i am a true patriot

I member member ?
Member the Slav-1 ?
I member
Member the bounty hunter droid ig-88 , I member member ?

Lol sad puppets

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They were trying to save your sorry ass, but you died.

I'd hate to see what losing looks like

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100% fear porn monger puppets

sauce

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shills mad

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hello, based department?

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>0,37% lethality

It's going to be alot higher than that
General consensus seems to be around 1% lethality

It's already killed 0.1% of the total population of San Marino

She said a few days ago that they were getting an increase to 70 cents. I guess they're in such overdrive now that CCP had to throw in another 10 as a sweetener.
>mfw CCP shill arms are real

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I can get on board with that, fuck us up coronachan

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It’s not so much about the death rate as it is about the number of people needing intensive care.

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Same here despite having less than 80 cases per day. No economy whatsoever just happy clapping every evening.

TOP KEK.

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What have you the impression we are scared new fag? Go cry or "laugh" as you call it and seethe harder.

i just had one, oput of the fringe.

i know i know... it's not the same, but hell chilli-salami is fucking awsome

*Arresting

Huh? Huh?

Yas Forums is the best board when a crash happens.

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Trump is trying so hard to stay positive but he knows its already over deep down. Human extinction is here and there's no way to stop it

What. The. Fuck, /cvg/?

I WAS PROMISED SOCIETAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, BODIES IN THE STREETS, RIOTS, LOOTERS, EXPLOSIONS, NUCLEAR MELTDOWNS, ZOMBIES, WARS, FAMINE, A RUN ON THE BANKS, NO WATER, NO FOOD, NO MEDICINE, LOCUSTS, VOLCANOES, HURRICANCES, TORNADOS, INSTANT AIRBORNE HEART ATTACKS MIXED WITH AIDS, THE DESTRUCTION OF AFRICA, INDIA AND THE THIRD WORLD, A DEADLY MUTATION IN BRAZILIAN MONKEYS, AN ALIEN INVASION, THE END OF THE WORLD BY APRIL AND EVEN A FUCKING METEOR STRIKE.
BUT NO. I DON'T SEE A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THIS IS THE MOST BORING HAPPENING IN THE HISTORY OF HAPPENINGS.
LOOK AT THE PLAGUE, SMALL POX, ETC, THERE ARE A THOUSAND DIFFERENT DISEASES THAT HAVE BEEN FAR WORSE THAN THIS.
WAKE ME UP WHEN THERE'S 50 MILLION DEAD.

UNTIL THEN, STOP. JUST STOP.

Das ist gooooode

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I have two of these the image is rather exploitable
Eva spends time on Yas Forums

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it truly is great fun there when crashes happen surely more to come....

Heh.

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No new hospitalizations in NYC. This nothingburger is over. Told you all along. Every New Yorker has already been infected by March 15th. Now herd immunity had ended the "crisis." Get back to work and pay your rents.

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I’m literally not a shill

Just an observer from 2019 November

Haven’t met anyone with this “virus”
Seen zero proof except
MUH CNN AND FOX AND Yas Forums SAID !!

It's maybe due to half of million businesses closing and adding millions of job losses in China, the desperate will do anything to buy last grain of rice.

Based, can't wait for tomorrow's numbers.

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and he loves Corona-chan too

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hot

Was there an 1.5M update image?

this has to be the biggest cope I've ever seen

If there is anything I learned from lurking here for almost a decade is:
If you say it’s happening
It isn’t

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Lethality is 100%
You dont immediately die from HIV when you get it, even if you get sick. But several months or even years later the common cold will put you down when your immune system is wrecked

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yep, mad

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Based Kim on twitter.

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Feels good not giving a single fuck.
I don't even wash hands and eat nuts and candy with my hands when I walk on the street. Haven't got sick in YEARS. How does it feel like not having top-tier immune system?

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A bailout of the New York Times would be a time to pick up your guns. I not even joking.

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Most of the shills here are angry jews screaming for the US economy and rent. "China number wan" isn't a prevalent anymore.

>110k deaths so far
>its still a nothingburger
WHY DOES MY GOVERNMENT THINK THIS

Found the jew landlord.

Don't worry, there are italians out there who dare to eat frozen pizza even if they have a pizzeria next to their houses

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wait. is this real?

the cytokine storms hit healthy immune systems the hardest because they have the strongest response, stay safe out there, sven.

They can fund themselves KEK

Sign me up! I'm fully expandables, will shitpost for money! Dont care bias!

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Hot.

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>62 vaccines and 244 treatments annouced

WAIT WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS INCURABLE???? PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME THIS WONT HAPPEN IVE BEEN SO HYPED THINKING THE WORLD IS GONNA BECOME MAX PAYNE TIER IN A FEW YEARS PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT FUCKING SO!!!!

twitter.com/ReaIKimJongUn/status/1249418716468498433

wtf are Turkey doing?

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Doesn't anyone here find this strange...
Meat is cooked for fucks sake.
This thing dies in 30 minutes at 56C - that is like 1/4 of the actual temperature meat is cooked (I usually do it @180C for 40 mins-1hr in the oven). This alone should raise some alarm bell - NO ONE is talking ABOUT VEGAN DIET and RAW eaters and EVERYTHING that is CONSUMED RAW but MEAT of all food ....
How about chocolate factories? How about FUCKIN SHITDONALDS... How about FRUIT & VEGETABLES ? All of the above are consumed RAW for the most part - vegetables can be cooked, but not all of the time Fruits can be turned into jam I guess - but NOT all of the time, especially when you can buy jam at the ready...

Make your own?

The happening is all but cancelled at this point. I drove by Lowe’s yesterday and there must have been a thousand people there. Nobody gives a FUCK about this.

i'm so disappointed in the right

It implies that there has been this much announcements for a cure yet none ever worked Mr. falseflagger-chu

Maybe cause 150k die every single day?
110k in 5 months isn't even a scratch in the paint.

>*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP* THANK YOU OFFICERS WHO FINE 600 EUROS TO THE UNEMPLOYED FOR GOING TO GET SOME FRESH AIR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND BEING LOCKED IN A MICROSCOPIC APARTMENT ANY LONGER WHILE BUSES AND TRAINS ARE PACKED LIKE CATTLE
We ain't gonna make it. Economy is totally rekt and they keep saying they're gonna gib lots of free gibbs to everyone, like in some kind of biblical miracle of the multiplication of bread and fish. This will be the new Congo once they lift the lockdown. That is IF they lift it. They're fucking loving it.

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Shtidonalds/any FF/restaurant can have a coofer coof on your food...
But NO ALARMS for these...

He didn't cause the pandemic, but he seems like he's somehow on its side. He actively promotes activities that maximize transmissions.