Normies are Laughing at You

I'm not even talking about Chad and Stacey. Some beta cockchoker and a dyed redhead nose-piercing bimbo are laughing behind your backs.

I overheard this conversation while checking out at the grocery store:

"It was so funny I had to walk away. He had on a full face mask, you know, one of those face shields with respirators. I asked him why and he said since it's airborne it can enter through your eyes so only wearing a mask won't do anything. If you're so afraid of catching it, you shouldn't go to a grocery store."

Not-Stacey laughed.
Not-Chad laughed.
I laughed.

Everyone is laughing behind your back, faggot.

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>Spend thousands of dollars on masks, goggles, respirators etc
>Go shopping, confident in your immunity
>Come home
>Take off your gear
>itch your nose
>You're now infected

Can you rephrase in English? I know it's hard when it's not your fist language

Wow I'm so afraid of being infected.
If I hang around with people over 80 with twelve underlying conditions who are going to die anyway in a few months, maybe 5% of them could be infected.

Sure une faggette.

You're a stupid French nigger and your country is a Muslim cuck-hole.

Better?

If they prepped they shouldn't be in a grocery store right now at the height of the pandemic. Wearing a mask in a grocery store makes you look like an NPC who "prepped" without thinking, the chan version of a toilet paper hoarder who forgot to get food.

>I'm so afraid of being infected
I would be. The spontaneous re-infections being seen might mean this is more like airborne herpes and you'll eventually die from it.

Stupid people are stupid. big fucking deal

What a gay thread

Do you seriously think that a guy going about in a gasmask during a pandemic gives a single shit about whether retards think he looks funny or not?

fine Mister fancy world, but what is the jokes in OP?

And here I think people are laughing at me for not wearing anything

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the normerinos, I CAN'T STAND IT. Someone laughed at me for wearing a mask during a pandemic nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>EVERYONE IS MAKING FUN OF YOU OK EVERYONE IS LAUGHING DUMBY THE VIRUS ISNT REAL SO JUST BE LIKE THE REST OF US DONT TAKE PRECAUTION JUST GO TO WORK AND MAKE THE STOCK MARKET GO UP OR WE’LL ALL MAKE FUN OF YOU DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

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I know many of you don’t think this is serious, and most of you will dismiss this as a larp, but if even one person reads this and reconsiders this virus as dangerous it’s worth it, I have already lost a couple friends to this, another one brought it home to his mother who is now dead, and I have another very good friend who’s 5 year old son is struggling for life on a vent, I’m not hear to debate government over reach, I agree they have over stepped their boundaries, or that this virus is being used for alternative motives, that’s obvious, but I can not imagine the pain my buddy is going through knowing he brought that home for his kid, who may not make it now. I am finishing my first week of not seeing my wife or kids so that I can keep them safe, I’m a first responder and have no option but to be exposed multiple times a day every work day, and because of that I won’t be able to see my family till this is over. You can believe whatever you want but I promise you it is killing people, not just the old, and we are lied to about the numbers, and they are definitely far higher than the news tells us at least in my city where I work, I hope some of you take this warning and take this more seriously.

>Not-Stacey laughed. Not-Chad laughed. I laughed.
and then you died
cool story bro

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>Sure une faggette. You're a stupid French nigger and your country is a Muslim cuck-hole. Better?

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>World ends
>Only people left are basement dwelling neckbeards
>Wonder what the point was
>Neck myself anyway

It's called #SatireAttire. I wear a tinfoil hat too. IRL shitposting is best shitposting.

Does this look funny, faggot?

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wash you hands
sanitize every thing that comes into your house

crisisavoided.bat

Itch is a noun, dipshit. Scratch is the verb. Now KYS for being a retard.

OP is a turbofaggot so I doubt he will be able to accommodate your request. I couldn't understand it either.

Oh no, some ugly non-Stacy had a giggle at me. Better chop my nuts off.

If anything it seems like the media is downplaying it. The things I hear from people in the know is far more serious. A lot of people I talk to have switched from nothingburgers recently as people they know got sick.

>then everyone clapped

Who is still going in stores? I haven't set foot in a store in a month and neither has any of my family. We order everything curbside pickup. I pop the trunk. The nigger puts the food and other items in the trunk. The nigger shuts the trunk. I drive home, disinfect the stuff, and put it away.

Aren't you fags doing the same thing?

>makes you look like
only beta faggots care what others think they 'look' like

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I should take pictures of my town. the entire town has masks on.

Put it another way, it's a red flag that you didn't understand what you were doing when you "prepped", like people wearing masks that don't cover their nose. Full NPC.

I was a “just a flu bro” before it got my city hard, I told my wife I’m young and healthy I’ll probably get it but no big deal. It hit me kinda hard when I ran on my first death here from it, he was 1 year younger than me, no known health issues, went to the hospital for covid and was sent home untested because they could only test “severe symptoms” he died on the floor next to his bed 2 days later, but it was really driven home when my buddies kids was put on that vent, I was still going home and holding my kids, that could have been me, and my kids, I won’t let that happen, I’m still going to work, I agreed to handle this when I signed up for my job, but my kids won’t be getting this from me so I’m staying in a converted hotel that is hosting first responders till this is over, I Face time my wife and kids every night, then I hang up and cry, you can call me what you want but this fucking sucks, I’m a combat vet and that was easier to deal with.

>Thinking he can shame someone outside society's norms and standards.
And this is why you will always stick out like a sore thumb.