ITT: celebs you could probably take in a fight

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that's not a celebrity, that's a public servant who works in sanitation

based

I'm sure she could kick the fuck out of you, you 4'6 monkey

what fucking board are we on?

naked jujitsu?

Based thread.

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>yfw Tay hides her powerlevel and could actually pin you down with those slim arms and body

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You think you could take Tay Tay in a fight? She'd untape her footlong dick, extract it from between her asscheeks and bitch slap you on both cheeks with her slightly dirty wang in a one-two cockslap knockout, then piss down your neck, and spit on your unconcious body son.

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She's quite tall and her bone structure is rather strong for a girl, I don't think she would be an easy target, especially in the case of sexual assault she would be quite capable of defending herself
t. pro village rapist

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>t. pro village rapist
Flag checks out.

I could take 99.999% of them. Even people like the rock just shoot up chemicals to get ripped but would be a massive pussy irl. Someone like Norm McDonald would take the rock hands down

I don’t think Tay is taking female hormones user he’s still full of testosterone.

lol all of them at once, bunch of faggot reptiles
except i would never fight shatner, he's cool

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I don't really know anything about MMA, I just know this little dude. Did he actually end up fighting Mark Wahlberg?

Pro fighters don’t count

And what's wrong with that? Bosnian women deserve to suffer by the mere vice of giving birth to Bosnian men

YOU'LL DO NUFFIN
YOU'D GET KO'D STIFF ROUND NUMBA 1

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=)
Lol

Says the guy living in a Muslim country

Get the Union Jack unbanned before stepping up son

I didn't say that it's wrong, I simply stated that I am not at all surprised by the fact that a Bosnian man admits to being a rapist.

you have a discerning eye, I always "pass" on these types even if they are alone

pusy

That's not a cameltoe, my good man. Rather, an extreme mooseknuckle from the skin around her pubic bone being pulled into a cleft because the dick requires so much taping.

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Haha yeah that would be a shame. Hahaha

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i could most likely take Bob
at least give him a good slap

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all you would have to do is hold him at arms length and repeat that marajuana has some negative side effects

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It's a common folk custom in all of the Balkans. Come here if you want to get raped

I've spent six months in Kosovo and am thus fully aware of the fact that all Balkanoids are rapists.

long levers suck for grappling

okay retard, I think your tendies are ready

you posted a fucking woman, you S o y boy. Women are fucking trash that can't fight for shit. ? Of course I can take her in a fight, I would rather rape her, but if I had to kill her it would be easy... but not only her, any woman.

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Were they gentle with you, Hans? Or is your rectum all tore up?

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Why would anyone type this out?

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I didn't get raped. You see, the people there are simple.
I always carried a rifle, they didn't, therefore, I was in the right.

i reckon i could kick the shit out of warwick davis

do you get beaten by women?

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