Month 3 of being furloughed

Day 2

Ran out of neighbors to eat. Released their children to hopefully create new herds like I did with their dogs.

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Oh boy
I only got like 25 eggs left and 12 sticks of butter

>Literally millions of people suddenly dumped onto the unemployment line
>All but essential businesses closed and vacancies dwindling
>literally hundreds if not thousands of applicants for every posting
>lol just get a job faggot
All boomers need to be gassed.

family and friends' what are those

>onto the stove top rendering it unusable
clean your stove top you fucking hobo

You can live with me and ill provide everything you need. All i ask is you start hrt(ill buy that too) and become my submissive trap gf.

Rent free, retard

Get an essential job then faggot. Notice how all the jewish jobs are nonessential. Like actors, cinemas, niggerball sports, entertainment.

Eggs dont fully digest unless cooked. You wasted them. Eat less, faggot.

This wide eyed fuck is the reason why California should not be a state anymore, along with all their other bat shit politicians

How the fuck are you on 3 months? What kind of wimpass employer do you work for? Quarantine wasn't even really justified for anything not an airline before mid March.

I got like 2 months worth of,food and im not even middle class lmao

Fuck cunt are you still peddling this shit

Post bitcoin address

>positively rapey

Bet ol' pencil neck is lovin' it.

>dab of butter
>dab

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What is furloughed? Are you laid off lol? What job did you have before you got shot canned

fag

Why aren't you working?

Bro, you Schiff derangement syndrome.

Just fast bro. You don’t need food.

Essential reporting in, us retail stores are hiring all day long. Business has actually gone up for a lot of us because everyone is setting up home offices or are just bored milling around town

Im sure you think you're too good to run a cash register but its comfy down here knowing your ability to eat doesnt depend on Nancy to allow you government bux

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Shutdown has been 3 weeks in most of the US. How has this fag been isolating for 3months? Also, places are hiring here

two of my friends got jobs delivering pizza. They got hired in a few days. Try applying.

Enjoy democracy.

>Can't cook eggs in modern pans designed as "non-stick"
Learn to cook moron. 2 eggs are only 180 calories lmao

How the fuck is it rent free when we are literally taxed to pay the pedo's salary?

yea, i'm one step above the ghettos in living arrangements, and my personal income is sub-ghetto level... yet i have more than enough food... I guess w/ being this poor EVERY month, it's not much of an adjustment.

Don't bullshit me, you can afford a big bag of oatmeal and some toppings and that shit will last you a month

>Month 3 of being furloughed
>Month 3

If you got laid off in january or even Feb, you'd be fine and would have been ahead of the masses to get unemployment. Full of shit post.

Essential lad here. I'll give you 2 cans of deenz for the boipucci.

Lol why didn't you just boil the eggs and eat it like that?

What's your BMI? I can fast for 2 days at a time.