You're coming to church with us, right user?

You're coming to church with us, right user?

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I'm coming to church with you.

>Me in the middle

Church is shut becuase of the coof

THE LORD IS RISEN

China killed churches too

(((they))) closed our churches this easter

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>roman catholic
how about no

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They're pretty, but try having a conversation with them.

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I'm randomly coofing after taking a nap and I didn't even go anywhere

> Clapping in church

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Who gives a fuck. Easter is for eating chocolate eggs that that bunny lays.

>church girl
>skirt above the knee
They just never relent, do they?

most probably they are protes**nt. they also play guitars and drums.

>believing in a sky wizard
>think the planet is only two thousand years old

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user, it's 6000, and was created in 7 days.

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Heard from someone that there was someone in the congregation that tested positive for Covid 19, their family member went to that congregation.

Go to church, you deserve what you get.

someone's faith isn't strong enough for jesus to protect them

You guys catch that interview with the church goer lady who just kept saying
>I'm covered in the blood of christ.
Aren't you worried you might catch or spread the virus?
>I am covered in the blood of Christ.

yes

My church has been doing live YouTube stuff. So yes?

Haha haha no

FUCKING KEK. Leave your basement sometime See pic related for what church actually looks like. t. somebody who wasted a decade of his life being a christcuck due to the memes

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No, fuck your Abrahamic dessert cult

how much of a chad do you have to be to lick the buttholes of those girls

Just go to a church near a college dude.

Oh believe me, I've been to those rofl

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ave satanas

I'm going to work later

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Why?

>2020
>he still believes in the flying spaghetti monster

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I’m cumming into your cunny if you know what I mean

Stop living in a nigger state then fag

I actually would have but apparently a church is not essential or important.

Guess all our dictators are satanists or anti religious.

and?
She isn't implying she is safe or immune from the coof, she is saying that she is ready to die, or live and her fate is up to God.

God I hate sterile megachurches

Protect them from what? Maybe getting infected was Gods plan after all. Don't question it, you're only human and cannot even begin to comprehend his grand plan.

So much buildings...

>Clapping in church

Fuck off tradthots I'm not your betabux parachute

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Cover up,whores

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>showing legs in church

what is this sodomite doing there?

That's not a church service dumbass, it's a community event for old people with dementia. They are singing "fiddler on the roof", not exactly usual sunday morning playlist.

No.

>2020
>He still believes in mainstream liberal Jew memes