/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3148 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

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Casey Ate Bat: A COVID-19 Ballad

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>Thinking this doesn't absolutely please me
Poo, I would like to take a moment to talk to you about gaseous plumes

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im going to start prepping today, what should i get ?

>Boris Johnson is out
UK's morale is now higher.

okay kurisu is based so I will let thos one pass

80>30

hongkongfp.com/2020/04/12/blocking-taiwan-from-helping-the-world-tackle-covid-19-is-a-travesty-for-the-who/

Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
>Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
>Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
>Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO
>Blocking Taiwan from helping the world to tackle Covid-19 is a travesty for the WHO

says the poo

enjoy the corona rampage in a few weeks

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So is their death count

>Q schizos BTFO forever (again)
>Nothing happened on easter
>No arrests
>No plan
>Nothing to trust
>Fake 'research'
>Alex Jones names the man making money off android apps and t-shirts
>Virus is real
>China is the source
>Jews are using it to kill gentiles
>Yas Forums marches on, right again, immune to all subversion and propaganda

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>docking

wouldnt that INCREASE the chance of getting infected ??????????

source? Video?

>normalfags saying it's a hoax and ignoring innocuous advice from the news
>people still going outside to gatherings, "staying inside is too boring"
>half of the people running around outside don't even have a mask
Is this what kills us? An inability to follow some basic instructions?

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A dildo so you can better fuck yourself.

a rope

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A coffin

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Waifu and a couple of nigger slaves.

Good good.

based and milkies pilled

Name a more perfect female character

scmp.com/print/news/china/military/article/3079546/taiwan-scrambles-warships-pla-navy-aircraft-carrier-strike

WAR INCOMING
WAR INCOMING
WAR INCOMING

TAIWAN VS CHINA
>TAIWAN VS CHINA
TAIWAN VS CHINA
>TAIWAN VS CHINA
TAIWAN VS CHINA
>TAIWAN VS CHINA
TAIWAN VS CHINA
>TAIWAN VS CHINA
TAIWAN VS CHINA

It's just a flu bro. My lung cancer riddled grandmother got it and she made it out ok. Just use your immune system bro.

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shut up Roach.
I'm tired of listening to "AAAAHAHAHA INDIAN IS GOING TO GEGT REKT ANYTTTTIME NOW?!?"
Sage nigger.

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>>Alex Jones names the man making money off android apps and t-shirts
You mean Billoid Gatorade?

any idea when trumpbux will be direct deposited?

why do "ITS ALL FAKE FOR NWO" fags never realize that, if they are already bad guys, it would be much easier to leak actual deadly virus instead of fucking wasting much more resources and having bigger chance of getting leaked by trying to fake it all over the world.

HIDE IN FUCKING SHAME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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youtube.com/watch?v=pBX8ZIVwJdI

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how does it feel being the ugliest race in the world

but you are, indeed, going to "get rekt"

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That was really good, user. Great job.

By the end of next week

India is already full of Indians. I don't think it can get any worse.

Quite the coincidence this pandemic happens a month after they were defunded by Trump isn't it.

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a big bag of nigger dicks, snip them off as high as you can and be sure to get the balls too
when you fill up one bag, throw it away and get another

4-17-2020

Based Rajiv been dabbling on the virus for months now.

J-Just 2 more weeks, it's not like they're trying to starve us to death

IM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND DRINKING WHISKEY !!!!

I'm looking forward to when you try to go against China and you're casually swatted aside like an annoying fly
Shit's gonna be cash

>prelude to WW3 when?

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YOU MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THIS BOARD

Well, big boys, my country just entered the 1000 infected club

Happy Easter.

Some people have already received payments. The majority will receive payment over the course of this coming week but its not necessarily a guarantee. If you didn't use direct deposit it could be as long as 21 days from now.

>India is full of Indians
TRuly music to my ears.
Imagine having nigger in your country lmao, WAAAY better than that.

This should be spread. I fucking despise WHO and their fucking CCP approved lies.

THIS ONE AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

LAUGH AT THIS NIGGER

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wrong

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This stupid virus has been the breaking point for me. I was so optimistic it would be a habbening and reset the world. I am a 28 y/o burger loser who has a shitty job and little investments so I'll be wage slaving forever. I have 28k in 401k, 140 oz. silver, 0.8 BTC 1000 LINK 12 LTC 8 ETH and 4k USD. I have 25k of debt. I make 32k after tax at my job. I am back in school to finish my bachelors in business yet have no idea what I want to do for a job or career. I spent too much time drinking, doing drugs, and entertaining thots and then one day I woke up being too old to accomplish anything of value. I thought this virus would be a forced reset so I'd get a second chance

Maybe the true virus has been inside my mind all along.

what you think coronavirus is transmitted through dick-to-dick contact? You think your dickhole leads to your lungs? Are you fucking stupid?

BNC

Seethe more.
it's been months now nigger.
Yas Forums was fucking seething every once a week because India was unaffected for the most part in all of this shitshow.
It will not be affected
It will never be affected.
We will indeed become a superpower
Screepcap this.
And now, dilate

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kek
youtube.com/watch?v=BT6jQ8a0pBY

Thanks

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Cheked
Tonsilgang>preppervirgins

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Nigga you’re all untested I bet you’ll collapse before us

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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you might be tired of it but it doesn't make it any less true. you have high population density, non-existent hygiene and can't afford even basic health care, let alone ICU level shit.
you would have to be pretty far into the left side of the Bell curve to not understand this... oh

I don't know why, but something about the cops helmet makes me feel really uncomfortable. Like the material used to make it look like a virus is fucking creepy.

Nah we have nothing to worry about.
The reason why China hasn't fucked us is because they realize we're worth more than just getting killed off.
seethe more zoomnigger.
China will never declare war on us.

>docking
just like in my japanese robot animes

Good to see you Mishalir. How is it going?

KEK,still wouldnt doubt in the coincidence still there is always the chance some retard actually leaked it willing... maybe that Huang something had some hatred towards other countries and the real reason she dissapeared its because she leakd it

This look like a stunt to calm people he still look like really sick

Oh shit..

Stolen. First IQ test I ever actually liked on here

RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
>RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
>RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
>RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
>RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN
>RIOTS IN BRUSSELS AFTER A 19yo DIED FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WHILE BREAKING THE LOCKDOWN

>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/04/12/5e93044521efa01c588b4597.html

LET THE FUN BEGIN
the faggot died because he was on a scooter and didn't stop when the police asked, so he start runnin away and another police car crashed on him

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this one is classic, though at some point this pasta became ironic

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As often as I see appropriate.

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Same shit again.
nigger, look, stop coping.
We've got baby making roasties running 24/7 here, other countries don't
Even if we lose 50 million people, it's more of a blessing to us than a curse.

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Based

Any videos on twitter?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

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what are you, some kind of homocuckxual? Like you don’t even want to have gay ass sex yourself, you just want to watch two other men do it? What an exponentially compounded fag

Based

miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article230911853.html

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If this still isn't the last straw it really is hopeless.

POST MORE LMAO

Often

kek
Already shortages at food banks as niggers and unemployed wagies fight for gibs.

>Screepcap this.
Ok "screepcapped"
See you in 2 weeks?
Or 4? Your choice

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Happy Easter frens!

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>you would have to be pretty far into the left side of the Bell curve to not understand this... oh

>uses IQ to judge people

Yeah sure whatever retard.
The fact that you think the Human mind can be quantified with simple numbers with the help of a cucked test is in itself a great indicator that you don't know shit.

Oh wait.... you use IQ to judge people, no wonder your state is being cucked by everyone and no one actually gives as much as a piece of crap about you.
Seethe more, I'm talking about relevant countries here, I don't need pleb-tier irrelevant cucked states responding to me.

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>his flag is a discarded American flag that got left out in the sun too long

blogs.bcm.edu/2013/03/26/what-is-guanarito-virus/

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>tranny suicides are a pandemic
>bullying is a pandemic
>gun deaths are a pandemic (but we won't release our findings because it goes against our narrative)
yeah, no.
that program needed to be cut. it was all sjw bullshit and not actually about diseases.

Not enough nigger.
According to the doorhandle which as we all know is a reputable source, being the only one questioned in CNN's polls, the use of chink and slant eyed has gone up on these Peruvian chariot forums in light of China using a biological weapon on everyone.
So let's even it out

A month.
we'll be back in a month
if more than 100,000 Indians die, you win
Deal?

this happend yesterday fren

nipponese user is having a bad day today, huh?

Hello, Gary-Unit

nothing much i watched some streams yesterday on fb nothing really happend not even stone throwing/looting tier

Choribros, I don't feel so good
>hundreds of graves have been dugged amid the pandemic

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I think I have it lads... caught a fever last night . I've been having a small fever here and there for about a week now. It comes and goes. Last night while still not high it sent me to bed early. I have a runny nose and a dry cough. The cough isn't really bad. Damn I hope I'm hyping myself up. I cant miss work. My business depends on me. The faggots at work cant do it without me. Should I tell them?? I'm off today. I'm thinking maybe see how things go today. I'm up and about with a dose of kratom in me. Please tell me I'm a retard and I'm good and go my ass to work tomorrow. I just started a new life two months ago and I like it. Fuck... I'm reading all this bullshit and I'm hyping myself up.

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youtu.be/YsVBvESOrVA

>tl;dw version
youtu.be/oB9YFZH0erg

if you're on the fence or a nothingburger watch this video.
the guy who put it up predicted this exact event on the 7th of January

500 Grenade Launchers
from the Navy, to the state department
to be used on the ground in Pennsylvania

>clips of military on the ground
>leaked fema documents
>leaked dod documents
>doctor testimonial on the current state of covid
>speculation based on hard evidence of what is coming for the future of America

this channel has already had several videos on this subject removed/shadow banned, so don't expect this one to stay up much longer.
skip around, take notes, show it to your friends, there's a lot of really great information in here
>stop ignoring this
>wake the fuck up

youtu.be/YsVBvESOrVA

>tl;dw version
youtu.be/oB9YFZH0erg

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Thats from 2013 fren,or is there soething you want to point out that i didnt get?

I thought these were a shoop when I first saw them
But no...
globalnews.ca/news/6767617/coronavirus-helmets-india-police/
archive.is/FigrA

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>think yo uhave the virus
>still have the infected sign from 1st april

Anons...

LETS
FUCKING
GO

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Look, get tested.
And don't think much
IF you have it, so be it. It's not like people drop dead just because they have the virus.
you'll be fine, you have my word ( if it means anything to you)
Take care King, stay safe.

Found a vid here! I think it's about that but says anderlecht so dunno what's going on
rtbf.be/info/societe/detail_anderlecht-tension-autour-de-la-station-clemenceau-suite-au-deces-d-un-jeune-homme-lors-d-une-course-poursuite?id=10480525

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>Asymptomatic medic spreads Corona-chan to 21 elderly in a senior's resident

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It is better to call someone a fag and be killed by him for it than to not call him a fag at all

Well..in ecuador people ARE dropping dead

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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Whst kills THEM user. We will be fine

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Brazil is testing 4k a day, it's a joke.
The problem isn't even just the lack of tests, it's the lack of laboratories to process them. There's a backlog of dozens of thousands.

>Nurse from a town in corrientes ended up getting the disease from chaco and her town got quarantined because of it

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I need to see people torching shit, so far only prisons have reached that level of comfy.

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