Imagine marrying a non-virgin

Imagine marrying a non-virgin.

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I don't really want to imagine my future wife having skeet all over them.

I, for one, don't mind marrying a non-virgin

If you’re not a virgin fuck off.
If you are a virgin HAHA LOSER fuck off

False equivalency. Computers aren't designed to be skeeted on and you don't put them in a shower

Computers also don't constantly replenish and replace their outer layer of cells.

A fleshlight is designed to be cummed in. It can be washed. Would you buy a used one?

As says
Also, women have more sexual appeal than fleshlights so it's less of a drawback

i had a friend who did

Do women shower their baby makers?

>cuckold coping noises

Now you're changing your argument after I pointed out the flaws.

I'd take a skeeted on computer.
You know, as long as it at least has an i7 and 16gb of ram.

Based nip shutting down retard cuckposter

>Would you buy a used one?
Sure if the price is right.

>paying full price for sex toys
Pleb.

lol

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Of course you don't frogman, not like you can get a paternity test to confirm that your children are indeed yours and not the baguette merchants down the street.
No need for a stable family unit

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Fuck you Brendan Fraser.

Dude

Yes.

I'd take all his skeet swag without hesitation.
You can bleach everything including his most likely baboon ex-gf.

Dude

False equivalency here too, because when you wash an onahole or fleshlight, it actually becomes clean. A washed human female can still give you AIDS.

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seethe

god I love nip posters. b a s e d

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Any Yas Forumsack who wifes a non-virgin is a cuck.

I'm not actually a nip. I'm just stranded here.

Enjoy your raising your wifes children

A washed sex toy doesn't retain STDs.
A human on the other hand...

But what if I popped her cherry and married her afterwards? Would I be cucking myself in some sort of way?

based frugal coomer.

You can't wash out telegony, user.
DNA lives on inside a woman's organism regardless of her hygiene habits

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Obviously not.

My ex lied to me about being a virgin so I beat her then left her

C O P E

You should have used both hands the first time.

How do you find a virgin lol

On a side note, why are guys attracted to pornstars? Both Mia Khalifa and Lana Rhoades have boyfriends now...wtf?

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The idea that a woman is "ruined" by sexual intercourse derives from the tyrannical idea that women are property. We see this, by example, by examining the lives of the famous hetaeras of antiquity. Pericles not only loved Aspasia to his dying breath, but had a child with her. Did he care that she had been with men before him? Obviously not. As she was not his wife, and so not his property, her previous sexual experiences did not matter to him.

Again, in ancient Rome, divorce was extremely easy, and many of the most eminent Romans went through several marriages. Cato divorced his wife Marcia, the mother of the famous Porcia, who then married the orator Hortensius; and Cato remarried Marcia after Hortensius died. Why didn't either Hortensius or Cato consider Marcia to be "ruined," if sexual intercourse with another man ruins you for future marriages? There is no meaningful moral distinction between an eminent Roman woman who went through several marriages and a woman in our modern society who has several long-term relationships.

Much of the love-poetry of Horace, Ovid, Tibullus, etc., is directed towards women who are clearly implied to have had previous partners. Ovid says to women:

"Think of old age, which comes all too soon. While you yet enjoy the spring-time of your years, taste of the sweets of life. The years flow on like to the waters of a river. The stream that fleets by, never returns to the source whence it sprang. The hour that has sped returns again no more. Make the most of your youth; youth that flies apace." (Art of Love.)

An extremely high number of partners may argue that a woman lacks self-control or the ability to bond emotionally, but a small number, contrariwise, is not necessarily a proof of virtue. It may imply mere indoctrination, or even frigidity. What does it matter that your wife is a virgin if you had to get to her when young in order to have that, or her parents had to force the concept into her by fear or intimidation?

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Cope

You should only wash your computer in the microwave after a peanut butter lather.

what does skeeted mean?