/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3147 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

► Detected: 1,794,573 (+14,846) ► Died: 109,918 (+1,139) ► Day: 94 (-13:53:58)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
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Pressure piles on China to shut down wet markets
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People abandoned, left to die in Canadian private seniors residence
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All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
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Africa to lose 20 million jobs due to coronavirus
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>INFO
First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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>REMINDER
Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Wartime conditions in China
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"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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>LATEST
07:47: 52 new cases in Afghanistan
07:35: 2,186 new cases and 24 new deaths in Russia
07:22: 16 new deaths in Romania
06:40: 266 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:34: 53 new cases in Oman
06:08: 135 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel

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>1794573 infected
>109918 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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its just the flu

now that japan is crashing and burning can be all agreed the need open borders?

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discount bong gary

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 533,115 (20,580) #2 Spain 166,019 (16,972) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 125,452 (2,871) #6 China 82,052 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 29,647 (3,600) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,300 (1,036) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,964 (1,141) #15 Portugal 16,585 (504) #16 Russia 15,770 (130) #17 Austria 13,945 (350) #18 Israel 10,878 (103) #19 South Korea 10,512 (214) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,504 (289) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Japan 6,748 (108) #27 Norway 6,459 (123) #28 Poland 6,356 (208) #29 Australia 6,313 (59) #30 Romania 6,300 (306) #31 Denmark 5,996 (260) #32 Czech Republic 5,905 (132) #33 Pakistan 5,170 (88) #34 Malaysia 4,683 (76) #35 Philippines 4,648 (297)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Spain +2,992 (+366) #2 Russia +2,186 (+24) #3 Iran +1,657 (+117) #4 Belgium +1,629 (+254) #5 Netherlands +1,174 (+94) #6 Portugal +598 (+34) #7 Indonesia +399 (+46) #8 Mexico +375 (+40) #9 Belarus +352 (+3) #10 Romania +310 (+15) #11 Ukraine +266 (+10) #12 Qatar +251 (+1) #13 United States +236 (+3) #14 Philippines +220 (+50) #15 Pakistan +159 (+2) #16 Malaysia +153 (+3) #17 Austria +139 (+13) #18 Bangladesh +139 (+4) #19 Israel +135 (+2) #20 Hungary +100 (+14) #21 Morocco +72 (+2) #22 Finland +69 (+7) #23 India +58 (+1) #24 Norway +50 (+4) #25 Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) #26 Thailand +33 (+3) #27 South Korea +32 (+3) #28 Bolivia +25 (+4) #29 Latvia +21 (+2) #30 Andorra +21 (+2) #31 Slovenia +17 (+3) #32 Australia +10 (+3) #33 Bulgaria +8 (+1) #34 Estonia +5 (+1) #35 Czech Republic +3 (+3)…

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YES

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>Dead: 109,125
lol, still only 109,125.
How many days has it been stuck at 109,125? Four days? Five days?

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The schizo begs for his life. I do not listen to the schizo.
I raise my hand holding a knife and lower it down to stab their body repeatedly.
I do this until the schizo stops breathing.
They did not take their meds. I kept telling them.
Now they will make no more threads. I win. Logical people win.
The schizo was a danger to themselves and others around them. Now they will hurt nobody.
The sick freak that sexualised a nothingburger virus is now lying dead in front of me. Victorious, I take a big breath and light my cigarette. I start to laugh. The schizo deserves no grave.
I walk away and towards the next schizo who made these threads. This is my revenge and I will not stop until every schizo is corrected.

When will this all pass? I'm tired of fapping, I need real action.

Test kits finally arrived in the third world.

Please put on your seatbelt and close the tray on the seat in front of you.

We are starting take off. Destination: The Moon

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WHERE'S THE LATEST CORONCHAN FUCK I FORGOT TO CHECK YOU /cvg/ FUCK ME

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Post handsome prime ministers like ours.

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Look up "tuberculosis" deaths for say, 2018 or say 2014 or maybe 2000 or 2005. How many millions of people were dying for any of those years?

In 1990, tuberculosis killed about 2.5 million people around the world.

Does anyone here remember that global panic over there? I don't. Because there was no panic.

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>2020
>wears a chink mask
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but people are dying
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's for our own good!!!
It's not, as long as you social distance and don't have comorbid conditions

>it's....IT'S FOR ALL OF OUR PROTECTION!!!
Who told you wearing a chink mask every day will protect the world from coronavirus, fucking Dr. Fauci?

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Try anal masturbation. It should keep you busy for a while.

No, fuck you and your open borders.

normal days
>too tired to do anything
>work, home, work, home, work, home cycle
>always depressed

Corona-chan days
>working out
>reading books
>having fun
>improving yourself
>playing vidya
>working on your hobbies
>constant smile and happiness

I hereby want to thank Corona-chan for giving me reasons to live.

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Checked.
Apparently it's impossible now. It was possible before but now? They simply cannot afford it.
Seriously speaking though: I have no fucking clue.
But I can bet that this antiviral will be pushed by "science" because this shit is expensive as fuck.
It's the same with the "smokers are fucked" meme to be honest. Everyone believes it but when you scratch the surface the picture looks like the smokers are better off if it comes to Chinese Virus.

I understand this is a new corona virus but seriously? We know much less than we should at this time.


That wasn't the point.
People yell that supporting chloroquine is non-scientific, but support this antiviral based on exactly the same, anecdotal,non-experimental "studies".

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In the late 1880s, "During this time, TB killed one out of every seven people living in the United States and Europe."

What would happen during a societal collapse where health care tanks completely? Tuberculosis(TB) is still here, still producing a million deaths a year(1.5 million people died from it in 2018). The results would be astro-fucking-nomical.

No one gives a shit about tuberculosis though.

Here's what TB was doing in the past(holy shit I can't even believe these fucking numbers). Our amazing healthcare system has "crushed" it right? Well, still 1 million to 1.5 million people dying every year from TB. Thanks to this "lockdown" at least fewer people will be affected by it.

How many people has the China virus killed so far on a daily average? 1067 people per day on average right now. TB, is way ahead of it and has already killed....well who the fuck knows since no one gives a shit about it right now thanks to the China virus, but in 2018 it was killing an average of 4110 people every day. Not the highest single day, but that many people EVERY day of the ENTIRE year. Remember, when the China virus reached the 4k mark of deaths every day? People freaked. Not so much freaking over TB though. None in fact.

Thankfully, more money is being spent on TB than ever before and it is hoped that there will be a 10% reducing of infections and deaths this year.

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I love that the new space race is just a global competition for most cases and deaths, way better than the Olympics.

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Overview over Danish numbers

Light blue line = confirmed infected in hospital

Green line = confirmed infected in ICU

Dark blue line = confirmed infected in ventilators

We went into total lockdown 1 month ago. Despite this the numbers are still far from 0. Showing that recovery takes a long time.

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It you are not a bot, reply to this post with your real opinion on the China virus.

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it applies for the individual not for the common well, not something that a mutt can think about.

>tuberculosis
>hundreds of years old disease

w-why did nobody paniced about TB?

You could say the same about syphilis, measels or smallpox. The fact is that people have been dying left and right to this shit before the modern medicine started pushing it down.

And we need to do the same with corona.

nothingburger

Is it over already?

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Those numbers are false
Mexico right now has an authoritarian and populist president, who is only interested in keeping appearances, he also believes his stand protects him from corona

>escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
>the WHO are chink hunting dogs.
>shit's fucked and we are doomed if they won't make a vaccine because corona is too powerful and we still don't know the most dangerous things about her
>nuke china