/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3146 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

> 2 millons tuesday

Spams gettin lazy.

Literally every expert agrees that the pandemic will be over in a week.
Happening is essentially over now
>boo hoo someone died
people die everyday

Obligatory posting of picrel

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I think Trump should open up America and let the Schizo Boomers die
Win Fucking Win

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take your meds schizo

Japan and Singapore are exploding now

Hey another south serbian henlo fren

By coofing without a mask you are hastening the collapse of Not-really-Macedonia. Not the collapse of the world.

that’ll be all of them then

I'm just spraying it with 70% alcohol rubbing it down and rincing it, what do I use the the uv lamp for?

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ARGIEBRO SAVES THE DAY

Argiebro, can't you change your script to detect fake CVGs and alert others to avoid posting there?

Japan was faking stats cause of muh olympics.
The pic is old but the message is still true. If all of the population wore masks the virus would not spread so fast.

Did the test kits finally arrive in Russia?

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Iran back again with their bullshit numbers

I dont think acknowledging them is a good solution

I love how brainlets look at the numbers slowing down due to drastic measures and BLAME THE MEASURES and want to go back to hugging and licking everyone else even though active cases still exist.

So this is the power of the Normies not being allowed to club and dine for a few weeks, they literally go insane

Sad fucking people

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you need help mate

Putin comes to the party fashionably late.

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vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2020/04/12/meer-mensen-op-straat-tijdens-paasweekend-politie-ongerust-ge/
Normies are slipping
It's only a matter of time

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I remember Tanzania's president saying they were gonna have mass gatherings to pray it away, anyone else also helping the cause?

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Just dont post on threads made by burgers and memeflags. Its quite simple

How long can I last?????

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They stopped testing here mid-Feb. Glad to see our numbers are doing so well.

No, they just stopped lying and downplaying.
We share a fucking border with chinks, for fuck sake. We had shittons of cases in Moscow even in winter

>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 10% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!??

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>dat shark teeth
aaaaahhhhhh

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I am sending thoughts and prayers since January.
And look its working.

i am actually a south western bulgarian south slav with southern serbian south slavic admixture, fren

Cope harder polack

Its from March 20. Look up recent stats.

no, you see i am shilling on the internet that masks don't work to hasten the collapse whilst not leaving my home

He's that desperate.
Definitely self-whoring.

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>Iran’s death count taking on a square form and not a Gaussian form

Something seems fishy here lads

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You know what's worse than having the coronavirus? Being a Democrat.

Any nuts in that salad?

Most of the people dying in NY are over 65 and aren't working anyway, it's all so comical...

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>its true and you are confirming it now

thats all i ever asked for

They're lying because their crematories can only handle 130 people. Researchers have been saying their numbers are bullshit since March and that they're higher

>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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>spamming
you made another thread...

no shit lmao we've known irans numbers arent real since they started posting them.

Cool. Thankfully nobody takes advice of random strangers on Yas Forums seriously.

Right? RIGHT?

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It's getting scary where I live

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Do you wanna play some games fren?

Checked and also how scary user?

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Japan’s curve is looking suspicious as fuck too

What the fuck is this?

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this. even people like ramzpaul are doing it who absolutely should know better.

Nice spot

UV kills the virus without damaging the fabric. This works too, but eventually the material might start to degrade.
Also you can use it to disinfect your clothes. I converted my apartment entry hallway into a decontamination chamber.
The usual UVC frequency is 253nm. Very damaging to viruses and bacteria.

I see you are trying to improve your meme, but maybe you should take some of the feedback.

why what's happening fren?

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i will castrate you for spitting on my identity in this manner

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In upstate NY most of the people out fucking around are boomers. They get what they deserve.

Does anyone have an up to date graph of WORLD deaths per day?

Why you split threads rat?

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DING DING DING
i feel generous with the (you)s today

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Japan is double suspicious because its a country full of old people.
But I guess nobody interacts with them so they dont get corona.

don't play gayms mate

Will
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be ok filters user?

we had riots yesterday kek

We nips are known to be absolute lairs

Just remember we sneakily bombed pearl harbor like a literal mosquito

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>I converted my apartment entry hallway into a decontamination chamber
pretty cool, got any pics of the setup?
will look into it for sure

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They're unironically retards with a double digit IQ. They're only seeing whats directly infront of them, standing still, evaluating and then extrapolating from their current situation is impossible for them.
The same kind of people who get pregnant with 14-16

RED PILL ME ON 5G WHY DOES IT KILL BLACKS PEOPLE?

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user what the fuck is wrong with you posting that ants only version

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>look at the mediocre amounts of money I have in my bank

Here's a (you), now fuck off.

Any cases of people killing people because they gave them corona?

>t. davido-kun

Pearl harbor was a strategically sound attack. Unfortunately attacking the USA, while also attacking british colonies in china, french colonies in china, and more chinese territory all at the same time was not.

An ambulance came to my neighbours while police checkpoints are everywhere and an army helicopter flew past me very low.

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This is your mind on (((yous))) kids

What a load of horse manure. Based on Princess Diamond the fatality rate for the whole population is 0.4 %. The passengers weren't largely elderly. The median age was 58 while in the whole population it's about 40. The 0.4 % CFR reflects also a situation where healthcare is completely available. In Bergamo the waiting time for an ambulance was over an hour for even heart attack patients. What pathetic shit you are ready to accept as truth if it confirms your worldview.

>The usual UVC frequency is 253nm. Very damaging to viruses and bacteria.
Just don't get any bright ideas about disinfecting your own body parts with it

>Africa to lose 20 million jobs due to coronavirus
>Africa
>jobs

doubt.jpg

No, you need particulate filters not aerosol filters, look for 6035 or 6038 filters P3 rated obviously. (Or you can look for some more expensive combination filters which filter both but that isn't necessary)

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I just heard on the news one of those rioters stole a weapon (which would imply a gun) from the coppers and it hasn't turned up yet
Fun times ahead user!

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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Bangladesh is taking off
Destination: The Moon

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F

Sounds like your place is going to be put in heavy quarantine soon. Did you interact with said neighbors that got visited by the amberlance?

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>the Irish are making fun of us again

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Now that this virus exists, I wonder if countries can recreate it in a lab and send it to the countries they don't like? What happened to terrorists anyway.... if they exist, how come they aren't virus bombing places....