/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3146- THIS IS A HOAX EDITION

► Detected: 1,786,769 (+7,026) ► Died: 109,275 (+496) ► Day: 94 (-16:34:33)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48 [Open]

>NEWS
All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
archive.is/yfqo1

Pressure piles on China to shut down wet markets
archive.is/izJLw

Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive
archive.is/URm9x

Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
archive.is/D59U2

People abandoned, left to die in Canadian private seniors residence
archive.is/x6WBo

>INFO
Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514 [Open]

14 year old without conditions dies in Portugal
archive.is/Vk97S

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

12 year old without conditions dies in Belgium
archive.is/dTU3w

New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
archive.is/bTFUH

>REMINDER
Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
archive.is/CDaw7

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

Iran coronavirus burial pits the size of football fields
archive.is/xLTL1

0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

>LATEST
07:47: 52 new cases in Afghanistan
07:35: 2,186 new cases and 24 new deaths in Russia
07:22: 16 new deaths in Romania
06:40: 266 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:34: 53 new cases in Oman
06:08: 135 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel

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spain with big numbers again

Be healthy everyone.

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Why is there so much shilling going on at this early an hour?

I gave my life to chink virus and all I got was this shitty tshirt I'm really disappointed in the chinks but what should I expect they cant even make a AA battery that doesnt break within 30 days

Hey you be safe too user

This is the weekend that they lose control

IT'S TIME

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where is argiebro?

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RED PILL ME ON 5G!

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SABOTAGED THREAD

DO NOT ENGAGE

WAIT FOR ARGIEBRO

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People are slowly but surely starting to notice that we are beyond fucked and what you see here is last attempts of damage control before the elites say "fuck it" and flee to New Zealand. We're a few months away from this.

Ok Bruce Buffer who is fighting

Whats going on in low-key high population countries such as Indonesia?

It weakens immunosystems and has a slight chance to give you cancer. Wuhan is a huge 5G hub and some schizos quickly made the connection that coronavirus gets boosted by 5G.

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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wait 2 weeks

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ABANDON THREAD
CHINK SABOTAGE TRYING TO GRIP AUTONOMY

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Do not engage and remember to sage when posting here. This is a shill thread.

Here is some corona-chan

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Quarantine is fucking me up

Started crying myself to sleep AGAIN after a year of not doing it anymore
Sleep schedule is fucked by this
Started hugging my pillow every night
I started smoking, I'm stealing cigarettes from my dad
Feeling lonely in general
Motivation for uni completely lost (I have an online exam next week but I haven't opened a book yet)
I'm feeling worse day by day, thank god I don't have a gun lying around my house

Happy Easter to me...

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Operation Chinkstorm 2020:

For years, the liberals have been crying muh Russia and calling people they disagree with Russian spies or Nazis.

Now it’s time to turn the tables. Every liberal is now a Chinese sympathizer and a filthy Communist. If they can cry Russia, we can cry China.

How are all these shitholes seeing so few new cases and dead when they’ve had community spreading for months?

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PLANDEMIC
HOAX
MAGA

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chaos god whispers

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flu comes on top of this, corona is not the seasonal flu.

Oh no, user, don't mess with Corona-chan, you are going to die now :(

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Chill out dog take some LSD and put the puzzle pieces back together

My personal guess is that their information system is so shit they literally dont notice the deaths.

Reminder that paid shills by the gobernment are making these threads.
You will pay for the lies that you spread.

FRESH BREAD
>FRESH BREAD

>FRESH BREAD
FRESH BREAD

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>Italian Civil Protection overestimates recoveries number: counts as "recovered" cases in house isolation who have been discharged from the hospital but don't test negative yet.

Pretty much the same to me, I hope university year gets cancelled so we don't have to fuck around with this online globohomo exam make-believe.