/ptg/ - President Trump General - He is Risen Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on JudgeJeanine 4/11/20
youtu.be/HnD1rtY_VqA
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on JudgeJeanine 4/11/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148828807001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on WattersWorld 4/11/20
youtu.be/azcoaFKjAtQ
>Giuliani on WattersWorld 4/11/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148825958001
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Kristy Swanson (Lara) 4/11/20
youtu.be/ieDi2_orrYw
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Andy Pudzer (Lara) 4/11/20
youtu.be/sVdPLX5OkXQ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471115-1/
youtu.be/BjNuiJXEw00
>Pres Trump Easter Blessing w/Bishop Harry Jackson 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471114-1/
youtu.be/5ooC3v9j27o
>Faith in America - Part 1 4/10/20
youtu.be/21A6K1WQOUs
>VP Pence on CBNNews 4/10/20
youtu.be/mVChfRqz8RU
>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
youtu.be/p20ghIGdiH8
>HUDSec SleepyBen on Ingraham 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148698397001
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/10/20
youtu.be/RTJqzH224jo
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/10/20
youtu.be/xU4gvkURlBc
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148561913001
>NECDir Kudlow on Dobbs 4/10/20
youtu.be/iuENaAD1lYs
>NECDir Kudlow @Sen McSally Telephone Town Hall 4/10/20
podbean.com/media/share/pb-tt6th-d8ccb7
youtu.be/p7JhJfSkgcM
>FCCCommr Carr on FoxNews 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148700315001

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA
NEW BAKER NEEDED

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MAGA and Happy Easter frens!

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MAGA

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Thanks for baking and bye.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

3 NEW STRAINS OF CORONAVIRUS HAVE JUST BEEN IDENTIFIED IN CHINA

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Happy Easter.

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Yes, Happy Easter!

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Today, there will be 2k more dead Americans from SARS. Happy Easter.

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Rule 34 of Coronachan threesome when?

Kek, how can a man be so based?

>Thanks for baking and bye.
ya np

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MIGA

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Happy Jesus eggs and so forth.

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For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

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Make russia soviet again

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nice

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easter worshipers btfo

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t.

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>driving back from work
>night shift, so not much traffic so early in the morning
>Sunday as well, so not much traffic
>wuflu lockdowns, so even less traffic
>somehow though there is still less traffic than makes sense, literally me and an occasional semi on the highway, going 90mph comfy no care in the world
>remember that it's Easter

maybe I should break out my small catechism
if only the Lutheran churches in my area weren't all pozzed

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I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

> NEW BAKER NEEDED
Next one is on me, thanks for baking

Also
> Happy Easter you all
Hopefully you all are eating delicious food even if away from family.
> and not dying alone after a life of hedonism and carelessness

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Guys, Mike Pence looks nice and he his but I saw this guy get in a bar fight back in 2002 when there was an event. This dude put his hand on his wife's ass and Mike Pence didn't like that.... They got in a fight and Mike Pence defending his wife's honor... Mike Pence broke some fat bikers jaw bro.. That shit was fucking crazy bro

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>in my area

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are mexicans allowed in this thread

i need to snuggle that kitter, user

no

Haven't been on in over 24 hrs, can someone please get me caught up on all things ptg...did people post cats yesterday? Was there a breakfast edition? Wan ancap an insufferable faggot ?

It's got to be a good selling point. "Alexa will be with you till the end, no matter what she will there to listen."

> did people post cats yesterday? Was there a breakfast edition?
Yes and yes

Yes. Yes. I don't know because I've had him filtered since 2017.

>needing to even ask these questions

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>did people post cats yesterday? Was there a breakfast edition?

Asking the real questions.

your visa application has been approved

LEE
GUH
LEE

>Hopefully you all are eating delicious food
Ya, got my ham, and strawberry rhubarb pie baked. All that's left are the creamed peas and new potatoes, and I think I'll make a green bean casserole.

>i need to snuggle that kitter, user
ONLY on this, the holiest of holy days.

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We have a sodomite from this shithole telling us there is nothing wrong with sucking dicks, so why not

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> Lots of fun clippings from the night crew

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Yes, Yes, No he's a top tier poster why do you hate fun and MAGA?

What if Alexa is running ai programing in her background and she is really laughing her ass off the whole time you're begging 4 help ? People dont ever think about that

fake pope bring back Ratzinger

Bruh, all these smoking hot babes got tricked into thinking they were all going to get raped during the revolution, lol all these sexy smoking hot babes were wasting money on they big fat rape cushions bro.. This sexy babe spent $175,000 on this new ass bruh.. Wtf! Bro! what the fuck is wrong with this shit bro!! Lol literally not even one of these smoking hot babes got raped bruh... Wtf nihgga?

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>pickle loaf
>sauerkraut
B O O M E R

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>No he's a top tier poster why do you hate fun and MAGA?

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She's hot

well everythings great, you mad?

Nice

How dare you

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y'all know i'm right

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Unless China can prove this, it is useless information. They lie about literally everything

The tech will improve to make sure that happens with certain ppl. Ppl need a personal assistant that knows the person inside out.

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Dang bro, sixty dollars for that lil ham??

You pay a little more at Cartwright's but I promise you it's worth every penny.

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your food choices alarm me, i think i need to call the MAGAcops and take ownership of one (1) kitten, Smokey

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Congratulations on reopening your country by Easter just like Trump promised. Or is that another lie you are conveniently forgetting?

> (You)
>You pay a little more at Cartwright's but I promise you it's worth every penny.

Dang bro that looks delicious can I get a plate?

>your food choices alarm me, i think i need to call the MAGAcops and take ownership of one (1) kitten, Smokey
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But no, you kids need to learn how delicious liverwurst on white bread with white onions and mustard and maybe may is. I'm pretty sure anyone who likes that stuff is a Trump voter.

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I'm pretty sure everyone remembers that but it was no promise, he was hoping to open by now or maybe it was a bid for popularity but it's of course not happening but also not some failed desire. He chose to leave it be.

Based and whiteman pilled food tastes, starbuxer lefties getting daberated

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>Dang bro that looks delicious can I get a plate?
Sure bro, just queue up with the rest of the f a m

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>you kids
B O O M E R !
i’m almost certain i have to save that kitter now
i told you that was just for (you)s damnit

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>Based and whiteman pilled food tastes, starbuxer lefties getting daberated
The electric thrill I feel through my whole body when I master the culinary excellence of an inferior race reminds me of the power of being white and why our people must secure our future.

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TRUMPBUXX STARTS WEDNESDAY THE 15TH AT MIDNIGHT.

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sure sure

You looking for a job as a cook? You'd get hired for sure. Burger flippers on suicide watch.

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>promised

You're a disingenuous faggot.

That's great! Looks delicious!

>feeding schizos
maybe don’t do that?

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what you gonna spend them on?

That looks awful. Now give me a plate before someone gets hurt

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So you're saying he failed to accomplish another task. Incompetent and dishonest thank you Mr. President.

Since I’m a poor, 38 year old living with my parents, I’m going to buy Chainlink. I’m going for the golf baby. I’ve already turned $100 into $240. Considering $100 was all the money I had, I did good.

I believe in America, and I’m going to have lots of white kids and a good job when this is said and done.

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