/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3145 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

what happened to zero deaths, esti?

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Guess on Monday numbers?

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>So it's starting in russia?
In Moscow more like

will be an interesting monday in new york

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70k

Nothing,burger gorillion

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Fuckin' Moscow city of a shame.

>Going to shopping malls
What are you? A girl?

Why don't we gain immunity after "recovering"?

No, you fell in love with a loose, human cartoon representation of a virus.

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Absolutely nothing.

fuck normalfags, get dabbed on

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There was a Brazil Baker in the India vs Pakistan ww3 generals who continuously baked out new breads. Why is it that these bakers are from those shithole countries all the time ?

man-made virus
a natural one would certainly

>How often do you use that N-world?

I can't go even one day without at least saying it once.

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not much these days, as sad as it is
>t. static ip gang

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this

>lelgium +268 deaths on a sunday
>previous peak +327 (yesterday)
but hospitalization are down guys lots of free beds in ICU now

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>india calling another country a shithole
Pajeet, I...

What do you think is the rate of nothing burgers vs something burgers in /cvg/?

Though 1 billion would die, but I'm updating to 3 billion deaths. Due to the crazy famine being tee'd up now, and the wars.

Study saying 1/2 a billion dead with reasonable R0 and mortality rate, upon everyone in a given population likely getting it based on their various measures:

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0378378220301973

Herpes simplex is natural and does that though

Why is she so fat bro?

Nigger, I do it only on Yas Forums, because IRL I'll be beaten for that.

How did Turkeys 48 hour lockdown go?

Because bakers are based anons waiting for the end of the world instead of being a degenerated privileged pussies fighting in the name of polyamory and lgbt

how long can i last lads

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>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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80/20

that isn't how it works you enormous dildo-licker

You won't survive the week.

>a natural one would certainly
Just like we all gain immunity against the bioengineered "common cold"?

based

I will be really surprised if she survives when she gets the virus and still continues her work.

any good news? things are bleak

because she is the minster of health. She is in peak physical condition and don't let the shitlords tell you otherwise.

3.6 roentgen

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Chink virus has lost steam, hospitals aren't overflowing and FEMA tent hospitals never got used. We have plenty of ventilators.

Those are all your savings? If so you are so, so fucked...

>t. rudn student

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What if this is just because lockdowns are working?

she feasts on our corpses

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>We have plenty of ventilators.
Stop ordering ventilators and start producing ECMO's

This.

So i've just checked out some medfag youtubers, and facebook posts explaining their take on this virus.

Why is it that these supposed professionals can not give a fucking normal, professional presentation, about the state of things. It's literally the same as on Yas Forums, cherry-picked essays reeking of confirmation bias. They are either "It's a flu bro" tier, or "if you don't stay home you gon' drop dead bro" tier.

These people are supposed to be the best of us, with objectivity and intelligence, so they can HEAL other people.

Was i just as retarded for expecting more in the first place?

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>and the wars
literally only Chinks will die. The West, including Japan, is well protected against any type of nuclear attacks. The United States might suffer minor damage to secondary cities, like Denver, Chicago or Phoenix, but overall no major destruction of the American territories. Smaller countries like France, Japan, Germany and the UK only have 10 or so strategic targets, meaning they are extremely easy to defend (Japan has the American shields, and Europe is protected by the french shields under military agreements).

so after many cycles this one can become less severe though endemic

In russia you get beaten because of that? What?

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How does the average russian feel about niggers?

If you guys ever wonder why there are earthquakes in your country now you know why.

Just watch medcram

Roaches will inherit the earth

Cope.

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Here's how much have "professionals" from each country given.
>90 days
>September
>1 year
>18 months

Damn Russia. Sort it out lads.

>quarantine doesn't allow us to work
>we can't feed negros
>negros diet off
Corona will solve the negro problem

wew i left at 2.6

Like that:
FUCK NIGGERS.

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The virus only gets you if you're obese or old or have something like super asthma or type 1 diabetes. It's starting to feel like it was a ploy to crash Trump's economy with no survivors right before the election but they never planned on Trump looking like pandemic Jesus with hydroxychloroquine while simultaneously Joe Biden suffering fucking dementia. Dems can't do anything right anymore they can't even sabotage clown world properly.

DIALATE

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>how long can i last lads
2 months in EU.
1 Month in USA.
Don't worry, jobs will reopen by May in your filthy country.

"Dems created virus" tier comment

Because almost no doctor knows anything more about this then the average Joe.
Yes, maybe they learned a bit about how viruses work 20 years ago in school and yes they may be able to understand the papers better than the average person, but none of that qualifies you for understanding how a pandemic works or how dangerous it actually is.

Remember that medicine has only been a science for about one to two hundred years. Before that it was literally just hear say collected for dozens of generations.

Medicine is far more about a mechanical "what works" then a real science, especially when it comes to the things doctors do...

He is coming for you Corona-chan.

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Are you trying to argue against statistics using media headlines? Let's try this again:
COPE

>Was i just as retarded for expecting more in the first place?
Yes
You forgot the human factor in your hypothesis.
Not the best man gets the best job and certainly doesn't do it at his best.

2 million soon guys

Literally a project between Bill Gates and Charles Lieber who works at SEAS lab sponsored by Gates and was caught smuggling bio material to Wuhan.