/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3144 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

► Detected: 1,783,724 (+3,981) ► Died: 108,907 (+128) ► Day: 94 (-17:57:19)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
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Coronavirus spike already visible in Dutch mortality rates
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Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
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Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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>INFO
48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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26 year old without conditions dies in Brazil
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South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

Leukemia-like symptoms in blood samples from patients
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
China implies local officials are hiding new cases
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Wartime conditions in China
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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>LATEST
07:47: 52 new cases in Afghanistan
07:35: 2,186 new cases and 24 new deaths in Russia
07:22: 16 new deaths in Romania
06:40: 266 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:34: 53 new cases in Oman
06:08: 135 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel

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it's just a flu bro

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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So was this a bioweapon or not? Why are people still calling it a bat virus?

I feel in love with a virus?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 533,115 (20,580) #2 Spain 163,027 (16,606) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 125,452 (2,871) #6 China 82,052 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 70,029 (4,357) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 28,018 (3,346) #11 Switzerland 25,107 (1,036) #12 Netherlands 24,413 (2,643) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,964 (1,141) #15 Portugal 15,987 (470) #16 Russia 15,770 (130) #17 Austria 13,814 (337) #18 Israel 10,878 (103) #19 South Korea 10,512 (214) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,504 (289) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Japan 6,748 (108) #27 Norway 6,409 (119) #28 Poland 6,356 (208) #29 Australia 6,303 (59) #30 Denmark 5,996 (260) #31 Romania 5,990 (306) #32 Czech Republic 5,905 (132) #33 Pakistan 5,038 (86) #34 Malaysia 4,530 (73) #35 Philippines 4,428 (247)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +2,186 (+24) #2 Mexico +375 (+40) #3 Ukraine +266 (+10) #4 United States +236 (+3) #5 Israel +135 (+2) #6 Hungary +100 (+14) #7 India +58 (+1) #8 Thailand +33 (+3) #9 South Korea +32 (+3) #10 Bolivia +25 (+4) #11 Bulgaria +8 (+1) #12 Czech Republic +3 (+3) #13 Brazil +2 (+1) #14 Honduras +1 (+1) #15 Australia (+3) #16 Romania (+15) #17 China +99 #18 Oman +53 #19 Afghanistan +52 #20 Armenia +46 #21 Kyrgyzstan +38 #22 Kazakhstan +32 #23 Bosnia & Herzegovina +29 #24 Uzbekistan +29 #25 Pakistan +27 #26 Lithuania +27 #27 New Zealand +18 #28 Guatemala +16 #29 Georgia +10 #30 Austria +8 #31 Uruguay +7 #32 El Salvador +7 #33 Montenegro +4 #34 Taiwan +3 #35 Gabon +3…

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>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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It is a bioengineered virus, but bat soup helps redpilling normies on chink question

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WTF I love Bill Maher now?

youtube.com/watch?v=dEfDwc2G2_8

Would be weird if you didn't love her

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Really glad I bought this onahole.

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Since you're not supposed to shake hands anymore people are starting to do gay bowing. I want to do viking chest thumps.

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gib coronachan

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Florida is doomed economically.

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It's so ridiculous, I was only thinking of archiving everything of her but I became obsessed on the long run

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Fucking this, if my govt keeps shit shut down much longer I'm going to kill myself very publically

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>253103325
>memeflag
didn't read lol

G10 euro we will come.

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Study saying 1/2 a billion will die most likely (this only assuming the first round of infections); close to the hundreds of millions thrown around here early on.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0378378220301973

Don't worry, we will steal from your economy when you try to recover.

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makes sense

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My bad forgot it was on that, I'm getting sick of this forced welfare state, it's all too soon after losing our fucking guns

Any chance we can all just go back to work as normal on Monday?

MSM and Governments could only hint at such a possibility without anything less than a smoking gun. WHO wasn't even allowed in Wuhan when they went to visit. No foreign governments professionals have been allowed to investigate ground zero and likely never will. Not only that it would cause an immediate REAL panic if it were announced that Coronachan was a leaked/released bioweapon which helps nobody. Examine the evidence, will have to go back through the archives but evidence dug up makes it more than obvious that this is a bioweapon, especially as we learn more about what its capable of doing. If you're waiting for official confirmation I wouldn't hold your breath. 9/11 was an inside job and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Which country is the next Ecuador?

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Reminder that the ABC strains is blatant chink propaganda to shift their fuckup to others

Call me edgy but I really hope this fucks the global economy and everyone is poor. I won't lose my job so it would be a time for me to gain financial advantage and be better off than family and friends.

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PLEASE STOP COMING MY NEIGHBORS ARE BRAZILIAN AND USE THE HOUSE AS THEIR VACATION HOME

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>So was this a bioweapon or not?
Plausible. Probably something which escaped from some lab.

>Why are people still calling it a bat virus?
Because it most definitely is.

wait wtf
is that a very drunk Zuck dancing next to... Kim? WTF IS THAT IMAGE

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I was also at this party

2 million by tuesday!

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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At least our waifu is semi real.

Mexico

We need to make Bill Mitchel an animu grill

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This year is going to be the outlier in most graphs, and im living in a time that will be in the history books FUCK.

the only way to really cure this is to murder the sick by sticking them in ovens and waiting a month for it to die naturally

So considering weekend effect + Easter Tuesday numbers will be huge right?

Despite MSM propaganda and Chinese shilling nobody has actually forgot where this came from. No amount of brainwashing will make people forget where it started, that is already implanted in the minds of everyone. Anyone ITTs trying to blame shift is an obvious shill. We've seen the flights from Wuhan and they went all over the planet in the chink new year.

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Happy Easter, /cvg/!

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>So was this a bioweapon or not?
Most likely it's natural.
If however it is a bioweapon it is more likely it came from USA than China. This is used to gain political points since it will never be proven.

Yes!!!
Based Anglo

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you to!

>Ecuador
?

Let's not go that far.

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those dumb christan assholes are going to fuck over everybody
if they didn't stay the fuck inside for easter what makes you think their gonna stay the fuck inside for anything else

Natural
Lab accident

SEND NUKES ON CHINKS

>t.ElChino

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Complete collapse. Bodies burning in the streets level shit.

Just cause I love her...

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Happy easter to you too pasta

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You too user. Alleluja

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Public government acknowledgement

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USA USA USA!

India?

you're mentally ill
you enjoy this,don't you,you faggot?

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