How to Join the Jewish Elite™

Jews, how do i join the yiddish ranks to make it to where the elites are?
Do I just have to sport the outfit and beard?

If you guys are the ones controlling everything, how can a goy like me join the club if I'm not born into the party?

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You can’t.

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but my little baby dinky doesn't have its turtleneck, surely they can make an exception.

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I'm a 21 year old ex hasidic Jew.
You can't. Literally.
There are dynasties and bloodlines in on the conspiracy not our entire fucking religion and people... It's pretty sad actually how gullible both average Jew and "Gentile" can be..

If you were born with money or had a product they wanted.. Maybe they would let you in the Masons..

If you have to ask you can't get in. Your kids maybe.

You can spam "Convert to Islam" thread or shill in those

Send a letter to rabbi Trump or rabbi Kushner. Join their lubavitch synagogue and ask over there

>I'm a 21 year old ex hasidic Jew.

Why'd you leave?

Yeah, why did you leave?