Reminder that if you eat easter eggs this easter, you are a degenerate. Chocolate as we know it today is not food...

Reminder that if you eat easter eggs this easter, you are a degenerate. Chocolate as we know it today is not food, it is sludge created in the 16th century that is essentially a drug. The reason you look like shit, feel like shit, and have more severe mental problems than you otherwise would in modern life is because you are addicted to all this shit that comes in nice packages and has a shelf-life of 10 years.

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Chocolate is good, though.

Consume, you dumb faggot.

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That's right. Here's another reason to not eat chocolate: cocoa production makes thousands of African black niggers suffer.

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>Here's another reason to not eat chocolate: cocoa production makes thousands of African black niggers suffer.
wait...
but....
huh?

>Here's another reason to not eat chocolate: cocoa production makes thousands of African black niggers suffer.
Now I like chocolate

I'm going to eat easter eggs, but what is the chocolate part about? Easter eggs are colored chicken eggs sprinkled with holy water at the church on easter morning.

Hello, Jellybean masterrace department

Just eat the choco bro

>The reason you look like shit, feel like shit
This only happens if all you eat is pure shit. Eating healthy with a bit of chocolate on the side isn't going to do shit.

>abandon your traditions, goy

fuck off Chink

Yea I don't give a fuck. How many days a year is Easter? I'm starting to think a lot of you cunts on here are just right wing hipsters.

I suppose you also hate
Coffee too you insufferable faggot.

Cacao has tons of minerals, it’s actually super healthy. (Not most chocolate). The raw nibs are great in smoothies with bananas, maca, nut milk, etc

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Lole stfu societal reject

stressed backwards is desserts though so fuck you

>bit of chocolate on the side
Keep telling yourself that. You can stop at anytime. It's just a bit, and a bit of this, and a bit of some other things, and then a full day, then you call it a cheat day.

Congratulations, you postd the #1 thread I couldn't possibly care to waste my time on today.
>don't eat chocolate goy you need to haaaaaate!
goodbye retard

Yeah, chocolate easter eggs are "tradition". Uhu.

This is the natural reaction of someone who knows their diet is wrong.

It makes me horny ": ' )

chocolate is good for you, but only dark chocolate or ale made from fermented cocoa beans.

Yes, they are you fucking chink dog

I buy it in bulk. Swiss chocolate is my favorite I'd kill ten nigglets for a 70% dark chocolate Lindt truffle.

THIS STOP EATING THIS KIKE SHIT AAAAAA
they're spreading it all over the globe and making everyone obese, greasy, diabetic, and depressed.
Can you fucking imagine type 2 diabetes and obesity is increasing in a country like China where you're strung up by your nuts for being fat.
"but muh moderashun muh choise" i feel like degeneracy shouldn't be appreciated in any fucking aspect of life. i don't have to watch media with gays and miscegenation in it, but i still feel like i should protest. I don't have to buy garbage and I usually dont but I still feel like I should fucking complain about it.

We don't eat chocolate during passover

they are faggot, I'm eating a whole bag of Cadbury mini eggs tomorrow.

what if i ordered my eggs (and my chocolate in general) from a decent producer

eat it in moderation you retarded kike cousin.

Moderation is a meme. They make shit literally as addictive as cocaine and push the responsibility on the consumer. How convenient. A minority of people can employ moderation. A majority can't, what does that tell you about this shit? If they can tax cigs to death so that it's 10 bucks a day for a pack they can do the same to a box of biscuits. if you really eat it in moderation 10 dollars for a box of biscuits that's normally 1 wouldn't bother you.

Bull fucking shit you retard. Candy company's money into pseudoscience research showing dark chocolate gas health benefits. Like if you get sick the Dr will tell you to eat more chocolate.

Because you eat babies instead

if you have no self-control then everything is drug