/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3143 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

THIS. I FUCKING NEED IT

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>inb4 stupid ass blood disease/5g/hemocrit disease

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Love you corona-chan.

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If you filed with direct deposit its highly likely you'll have it by friday.

>He didn't already get it
>He also isn't going to get an "essential worker" bonus

OH NONONONONO

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Just a disease bro.

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I did, just want to pay some bills early because Mr Shekelberg stops signing checks after this week and I don't know how long unemployment takes to kick in.

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JOE SAID HE WON'T DIE FROM IT BECAUSE HE IS EXTREMELY HEALTHY.

YOU THINK IF THIS JUNKIE GETS IT HE WILL DROP DEAD?

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Zombies coming in may. The comet is set to mutate Corona-Chan!

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Why does she have to be so hot

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N O T H I N G B U R G E R

>People abandoned, left to die in Canadian seniors residence
>archive.is/x6WBo
Just FYI, this shows a private sector failure, not a socialized Canuckistan medicine failure:
> A privately run seniors’ residence in Dorval
> A privately run seniors’ residence in Dorval
> A privately run seniors’ residence in Dorval

its notoriously difficult to get on unemployment right now. The numbers aren't as high as they should be in reports because they can't process them all, lots of people struggling to even file. And you have to file on a weekly basis so that situation isn't likely to get any better anytime soon. What are we at, 17M+ suddenly unemployed?

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>Sweden

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thanks, happy easter to you and everyone.

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he was a jew

Any updates on the USA log graph for deaths?

Idk, but I'm glad she is

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Yeah, fake pagan easter, Orthodox master race

People are literally quitting their jobs and filing just to try and get gibs because the benefits are so juicy right now. Lots of people are going to get declined and be pissed off.

How often you gonna shill this copy pasta nigger?

It'll round out over 20 million after next week. At the moment I'm just getting furloughed without pay but my company is going to cover my health insurance costs entirely during however we're gone at least. The system where I am is notoriously broken as shit, so I'm fucked essentially for a bit unless retards change the rules/system.

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Thanks lad

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Am I expected to believe this?

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upside of it is that their somalians and jews get to die more often

Remember this weekend is gonna have BULLSHIT numbers due to weekend/holiday and republican governors hiding numbers to bolster trumps bullshit

What happend in the last thread?
Kek

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What's the situation in NYC like at the moment?

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aren't all seniors residences private?

It's back in action in China..
Mainland China reported 99 new coronavirus infections on April 11, more than doubling from the previous day to reach a one-month high, as the number of single-day imported cases hit a record, official data released on Sunday showed.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-china-toll/new-coronavirus-cases-doubles-to-99-in-mainland-china-as-imported-infections-jump-to-record-idUSKCN21U00U

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Boris will be released from hospital today

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Hey can you guys post your tits for me thanks

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Good, those are my fucking shekels, can't wait to see the rage from niggers being niggers.

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MFG.
Unenployment skyrocketing.
#1 country in World deaths by some fucking lazy nigger flu virus.
DOUBLE the per capita deaths when compared to socialized welfare states such meme kraut germany.
Mooning infection numbers, even with HALF per capita tests when compared to Italy.
Filthy USA mutts that were plagueing the board with their shit ignorance taunting other countries, now bent into silence, fear, and shame, when their fucking pitiful excuse of a nation shows its lack of healthcare, commitment and societal sharing.
Markets raped and enslaved by the literal thumb-sized cock of some filthy slint-eyes wet market bat/dog/cat/fetus eating chinese farmer.

What a time to be alive.
Fuck USA.

Good easter to everybody. May it be a spring of rebirth and unity.

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Everything I've read in the news has indicated that it's Wuhan tier with everyone dying and hospitals overloaded.

Can this rise be attributed to the relaxation of the quarantine?

guys post your tits please thanks

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lots of breathing difficulties in 30 to sixty year olds.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392/web

>purgatory

jew worship is cringe mate

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>holiday about the most important part of Christian faith
>fake pegan
Do orthodox people don't believe Jesus resurected himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=6TW6nfxV2Pg

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Wuhan 2

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literally nobody is doing that Chang
>i had sex with your mom and girlfriend last nite

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