Our sun is fucked—COVID19 is a distraction

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Sun Headed Into Hibernation, Solar Studies Predict
When our star drops out of its latest sunspot activity cycle, the sun is most likely going into hibernation, scientists announced today.
Three independent studies of the sun's insides, surface, and upper atmosphere all predict that the next solar cycle will be significantly delayed—if it happens at all. Normally, the next cycle would be expected to start roughly around 2020.
From nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/6/110614-sun-hibernation-solar-cycle-sunspots-space-science/#close

"Tomorrow's(Sept 7) second sounding-rocket launch will take off from the White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico, and will also be the third flight of its technology, called the Focusing Optics X-Ray Solar Imager (FOXSI)."
Article written September 06, 2018
From space.com/41734-nasa-rockets-to-test-mars-parachute-sun-nanoflares.html

"The National Solar Observatory in Sunspot, New Mexico, and a nearby United States Postal Service office, were evacuated for security reasons Thursday (Sept 6) observatory officials said."
Written Sept 7,2018 (DELETED)
web.archive.org/web/20180910114810/https://www.kvia.com/news/new-mexico/national-solar-observatory-usps-office-in-sunspot-nm-evacuated-for-safety-reasons-/792020771


COVID-19 forces Earth's largest telescopes to close
More than 100 of Earth's largest telescopes are now closed, and astronomers are worried about the pandemic’s long-term impacts on their field.
From astronomy.com/news/2020/04/covid-19-forces-earths-largest-telescopes-to-close

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That just means solar panels will be less efficient for thirty years. So? We've got thorium anyways. It's a nothingburger.

>Hibernation
Fuck does that mean relating to the sun?

It's going to eat some of the smaller planets and then go into a black hole for the winter

Ice age

You are so right user. We really don't need huge giant telescopes to view any sort of potentially world ending objects headed towards earth.


COVID-19 forces Earth's largest telescopes to close
More than 100 of Earth's largest telescopes are now closed, and astronomers are worried about the pandemic’s long-term impacts on their field.
From astronomy.com/news/2020/04/covid-19-forces-earths-largest-telescopes-to-close

So are we surviving this bruhs or nah?

We really don't need them, Clown World be damned.

Ice age, earthquakes, shitty magnetic shield of the planet, and GLOBLAL WARMING FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

However, this is a GRAND SOLAR MINIMUM, which means it's the end of a Warming Period for at least 30 years. This year's weather is replicating 2014's shitty snowy weather in the later parts of the year, although that time period was just a mid-point between the last Solar Maximum to Minimum. Expect colder winters, stormy springs, cool summers, shitty falls.

>Fuck does that mean relating to the sun?
It gon sleep nigger what the fuck you think baka white folks be ignrt

wtf the giant naked fusion reactor in the sky doesn't meke it hot or not on earth playa

Pretty sure I remember hearing about this shit from a cannabis farmer. Said we were going into a grand solar minimum.
Got any source on thorium use?
Last I heard it was still quite niche despite how amazing it is.

What are you a retarded?

No faggot I'm a kang of kangs niffa

If space weather news says it, I'll believe it

So you think we could actually stop a world ending asteroid? Cute

>Sun Headed Into Hibernation
Did you just call him Fat?!
How dare you?!
I'm gonna tell your parents, kid.

Wow you're dumb, let me spell it out for you.

The sun does more than just look bright. It also creates radiation, and is also more dense and massive than Earth. Thus, earth is attracted to the Sun. However, everything on Earth is more close in relativity to it's own core, so things near Earth stay in orbit around Earth. However, this is only possible due to the orbit around the Sun. Once you go beyond the Sun's influence, a little over a trillion miles or so, the Planet would eject it's atmosphere and everything on it. So yes, the Sun has everything to do with our Earth's climate.

>The sun does more than just look bright.
rfaggot it obviously is light not hot you faggot

Oh look, schizo ramblings.

>livescience.com/61716-sun-cooling-global-warming.html
>Solar radiation output typically drops during a normal solar minimum, though not enough to disrupt climate patterns on Earth. However, UV radiation output during a grand minimum could mean activity plummets by an additional 7 percent, the researchers wrote in the study.
oh look, its literally NOTHING HAHAHA
I inquire you to digest your medication

yeah but we live in an earth realm with the sun under the firmament, we'll be alright

sounds like the book of Revelation, where it says the sun shall be darkened

ASHHBAHAHAHAHAHAH JEW GOD RIGHT LOLOLLOLO

So what? We get 3C off in average yearly temperature of we get an actual ice age?

Great Tribulation
The sun will Darken.

Wow you dummies are ignoring the key problem which is the weakening of the magnetic cloak that protects the earth from all sorts of radiation; the sun "charges" that magnetic field so when the sun dims our shields go down.

The Sun is gay

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I thought this was the reason for the solar observatory to shut down. Even an employee came on here to explain what was going on there. 2018 was comfy as fuck lads.

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whats a good city or country that will stay warm and not get fucked?

This was the cover story dummy

Nah, the sun will be fine, it's that we're about to embark on our planet journey to a different star.
Don't worry, most will die in the initial transitional phase where the planet converts to its travel mode.
it has happened before and it'll keep on happening my monkey friends

we have this thread the same time every year friend, right after the yellowstone posts and just before tornado-posting and hurricane general

Southern us. I welcome this. You northerners and midwesterners can fuck off with your nice weather 9 months out of the year

BAHAHAHA EAT SHIT. CUNTS GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH AN WE'LL BE SWEET AS

>travel mode
I admit that made me kek

It's really amazing to me, where do people get their energy from that they are capable of posting this kind of schizoid stuff? What do you people do?

it's just easier to write than to explain how the continents are going to interlock and the world will then flood as a result and then freeze into a miles thick layer of ice and after that's done it's just a few hundred thousand years until we reach the next star

I went down on your mom.

I just coofed and am feeling a little colder than usual.

Just a 1% fluctuation causes measurable climate changes.
A 7% decrease has more compounding effects beyond a simps "lol so it's going to be 85 in summer instead of 92? lol" reaction.
Rather it means your 25 degree winters will be closer to 0.

What do you mean sun machine don't go brrr?

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>all observatories must be immediately evacuated because the sun wont be as hot

Good and true conspiracy theory my low IQ friend

It has been unusually cool here lately.
Apollo has abandoned us.

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The magnetosphere is generated by the Earth's core, retard.

>Expect colder winters, stormy springs, cool summers, shitty falls.

I'm not the only one who thinks this sounds comfy as fuck, right?

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What is the context in which this take on the Earth emerged? This is not the first time I've seen the basic idea articulated.

I hope we die already fuck

.SCIENCE SCIENCE BLARGGHGHGHGHGH FAGGOT