Dead at Twenty-Five: NHL Player Succumbs To The 'Brain Bleed.'

Wasn't MK-COVID-19 that got him... t'was the olde BRAIN BLEED!

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Some people get a brain bleed and immediately drop dead. Sitting at their dining table with family eating dinner, and boom lights out sucka.

hockey players are even worse off than nfl players. they've been sweeping it under the rug though

On the one hand, but on the the other.

true that. the game is way to fast, to much padding and guys taking cheap shots

Did you see that b and w Instagram post of that dumb bitch wife in the hospital. Jesus Christ. Then she called him a great doggy daddy. My God...

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They seemed to be so happy together. Reading her online posts isn't easy- you can tell that she's truly devastated.

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this sounds like a comfy way to go

>those crazy eyes
she definitely killed him.

Yeah I know eh? If only I had a bitcoin for every time THAT happened!

>BRAIN BLEED
Is this supposed to be retard speak for aneurysm?

>'Brain Bleed.'

user, that is called a stroke

Dunno about that, but she looks to be nearly twice his age!

was this a pre existing condition? Did he get injured during practice? Someone fill me in

Married: July 2019
Career earnings: $3,315,000
Life insurance ?

Oh no i'm so sad, sniff sniff....Do you think i could get you to take a photo of me with the corpse, just make sure it's a good angle.

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Ooh ooh, i got to make sure i get that rock in, my girlfriends will seeth lol

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High blood pressure is a bitch

Just one more for the lulz, i'm rich now, just how i dreamt it..

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Holy shit LOL...SHE HAD SOMEONE ELSE TAKE A PIC WITH HER EXPIRED HUSBAND?!? what level of clown world have we actually entered? Exactly how deep are we, bros?

based thot caller

Disgusting.

that is unrelated to covid?

Shut up.

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MK-COVID-19 only affects the lungs and the testes, NOT the brain. We're talking about brain bleed syndrome here.

isn't it mutating all the time tho and ive heard it does actually affect brain too dummy

Probably. Brain injuries are really common in football players.

Really? Did you read about this somewhere? How many football players do you know?

Hockey is the only based sport besides maybe rugby or some shit

They haven't been able to practice since early March.