/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3142 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

► Detected: 1,780,713 (+970) ► Died: 108,837 (+58) ► Day: 94 (-20:32:18)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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Coronavirus spike already visible in Dutch mortality rates
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Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive
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All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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>INFO
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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24 year old patient dies in the US
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First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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>REMINDER
Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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>LATEST
05:18: 561 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany
05:15: 224 new cases and 77 new deaths in Italy
01:25: 237 new cases and 17 new deaths in Brazil
00:56: 148 new cases, including 63 asymptomatic cases, in China
00:44: 375 new cases and 40 new deaths in Mexico
00:34: 167 new cases and 6 new deaths in Argentina

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How long has it been at 108,837?

4 minutes? 5 minutes?

Any chance we could link to the WSG thread showing CVG videos around the world?

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>Dead: 108,924
lol, still only 108,924.
How many days has it been stuck at 108,924? Four days? Five days?

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kill all trannies

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 533,088 (20,580) #2 Spain 163,027 (16,606) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 125,452 (2,871) #6 China 82,052 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 70,029 (4,357) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 28,018 (3,346) #11 Switzerland 25,107 (1,036) #12 Netherlands 24,413 (2,643) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,964 (1,141) #15 Portugal 15,987 (470) #16 Austria 13,806 (337) #17 Russia 13,584 (106) #18 Israel 10,743 (101) #19 South Korea 10,512 (214) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,446 (288) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Japan 6,748 (108) #27 Norway 6,409 (119) #28 Poland 6,356 (208) #29 Australia 6,303 (59) #30 Denmark 5,996 (260) #31 Romania 5,990 (291) #32 Czech Republic 5,902 (129) #33 Pakistan 5,038 (86) #34 Malaysia 4,530 (73) #35 Philippines 4,428 (247)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +375 (+40) #2 South Korea +32 (+3) #3 Bolivia +25 (+4) #4 Honduras +1 (+1) #5 Australia (+1) #6 China +99 #7 New Zealand +18 #8 Guatemala +16 #9 Cambodia +2 #10 Bermuda +2 #11 Sri Lanka +1 #12 Paraguay +1…

>2020
>Wears a chink made covid mask
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but people are dying
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's for our own good!!!
It's not, as long as you social distance and don't have comorbid conditions masks aren't necessary
>it's....IT'S FOR ALL OF OUR PROTECTION!!!
Who tricked you into saving the world by wearing a mask every day, fucking Dr. Fauci?

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How fucked are we?

oh no...

>Sweden STILL not under lockdown
wtf are they doing

Satan, we are so fucked we worship the disease and are a death cult now. All hail corona chan!

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It's not apocalyptic, but it will change our lives forever

How true is it that this is essentially airborne AIDS and we’re turbofucked?

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108,924 people is a lot tho? XD
and the graph is misleading my guy. Death rates seem to be actually exponential.

That's a yes

very

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5%

I had a pair of binoculars I had no use for and gave to my boomer mother last year. She asked for them; told me her neighbors were drug addicts, and that she wanted to confirm.

I thought to myself I don't much like the idea of methheads living next door to my mom, so I gave them to her. She later confirmed her suspicions with me and told me they do in fact smoke marijuana on their back porch before they go to bed.

I wish I were making this up.

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>rhinovirus
>coronavirus
>ebolavirus
>influenzavirus
Do they name these things like digimon?

>Now
This has always been a death cult

>21% mortality rate

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>his state has over a thousand cases
>his state has double-digit deaths
couldn't be me

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That's fake news, don't worry

You're no Gary.

Shit Gary it was at 70k 5 days ago.. you know this man.

niggers

She who dares wins

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begone foul demon

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depends on what part

how deadly it is remains to be seen, but it seems not that bad

it is in the air, to some degree

we don't know yet what's going on with the reactivation or dormancy or whatever

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newfag

Blessed quads of truth, so true my bad. I just find it fun seeing the christians in the thread slowly disappear to into the mist as the cultist take over.

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MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP

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> Wear a p100 non-medical mask
> I'd rather avoid diseases if I can. I want to enjoy my life and die on my term.
> Again, I'd rather avoid diseases if I can. Also, Taiwan not influenced by WHO nigger, gets outstanding results.
> Again: Taiwan, Hong Kong, South Korea AND their numbers

I wish social distancing wasn't mandatory. Now everyone is going to have better results than they deserve, on average.

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unironically considering suicide lads
life was already bad as a white male in a deep blue shitstorm. genuinely refuse to accept (((microchip vaccines))) or (((antibody certificates))) just to go outside

well, for the numbers I can tell thats a rethorical question

newfag scum

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>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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>All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
Can some American give a quick rundown on this?
Will it really change something?

mortality rate in usa is 39%...luckily most of those are niggers

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>real death rate over 20%
>nah actually millions have had it already with no symptoms
I keep hearing extremes. Somebody just tell me the truth.

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kill yourself schizo

BE AFRAID!!!

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You'll give in just like everyone else once we get into the millions of deaths.

The people saying everyone already has it is just cope

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We won't know until it's over

Super special fucked just like Ukraine after Chernobyl.

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Kill yourself you fucking piece of shit kike nigger

Help me out, boys, why have we not seen millions dead in India already? I know they have a young population, but still.

>no megumin gf to play vidya and make babies with during quarantine

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Checked!

Satan's trips...shit just got real

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WHO CHINESE SHILL HERE?

You're fucked Satan, because He has risen today

Somebody tell me why no videos of people randomly dropping dead in Europe while China had many of those videos

Ok Pablo,

>There's no treatment, no cure. The hospital isn't curing people, so your entire point is moot. You are going to get the virus.
>You are going to get the virus.
Stay at home, 0% chance of you getting the virus. Unless you bring it from the outside. Don't go outside, and what I mean by that doesn't mean don't go to your back yard, you can go. Don't go to public property. That's all. Only go outside for essentials. The thing about this virus is that it is easy to prevent, but people can't seem to follow the simplest of rules.

NYC, all infected, people 2 states down can prevent it. Governors can shut down the state to people, and only allow cargo. Even the cargo can be subject to the same disinfection methods that they're telling us to practice. It goes back to muh freedom, we got people here and even in government with that retarded mentality.

The only people saying "fuck it people are going to die" are the one's not going to be the one's with a family member that's going to die. Offer up your mother to the projected people to die, or you go die. Things change then. I hope no one you know gets this virus because it is possible to prevent it. You just have to suck it up.

Retarded sheep population and the jews (unironically) did 100x more harm than Chernobyl ever could

CHECKED AS FUCK user!!!!!

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It's inbetween.
The super high death rate is coming from recovered/died, which does not include people never tested.
The super low death rates (IE everyone is already infected) comes from Yas Forums tier exponential modelling where 50 gozillion people have it by march. Gary's chart is on par with that shit. Instead of saying 'oh the model is wrong' they go 'oh, we must have more than we think'.

If you want realistic death rates go to where they're testing extremely aggressively, such as germany or south korea. SK particularly, because they were testing asymptomatics. Singapore does too but they have lower numbers (because they aren't retarded and as soon as chinky flu appeared they were calling china's bullshit and reacting hard)

REMOVE
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Censorship and lies, much like what is happening in Bananil and all of Asia

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It's only really started 11 days ago there

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it just allows them to receive funding. this is basically the state reaching their hand out for gibs.

>666
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

In china people drop dead all the time with or without a virus rolling around.

witnessed

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>tfw no qt lich gf to bully during quarantine

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HAHAHA
OH WOW

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Stick around a bit. Things can change..

WHAT THE FUCK!!

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