/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3141 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

► Detected: 1,780,315 (+572) ► Died: 108,828 (+49) ► Day: 94 (-21:59:41)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Coronavirus spike already visible in Dutch mortality rates
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All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
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People abandoned, left to die in Canadian seniors residence
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91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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>INFO
17 year old teenager dies in the US, after being denied treatment
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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21 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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15 year old jungle tribesman dies in Brazil
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>REMINDER
CDC refused to test infected man
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Normalcy bias is the tendency to believe things will always be the same
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Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
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WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
01:25: 237 new cases and 17 new deaths in Brazil
00:56: 148 new cases, including 63 asymptomatic cases, in China
00:44: 375 new cases and 40 new deaths in Mexico
00:34: 167 new cases and 6 new deaths in Argentina
00:26: 268 new cases and 6 new deaths in California
00:23: 767 new cases and 17 new deaths in Texas

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>Dead: 108,924
lol, still only 108,924.
How many days has it been stuck at 108,924? Four days? Five days?

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It doesn't want to go away

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>+49 new deaths
yawn

Allow me to introduce myself

Guys?
Wtf is this?

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>go innawoods they said

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Isn't that great?

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source?

You guys are clobbering your girlfriends because of the lockdown. Stop that shit.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 532,879 (20,577) #2 Spain 163,027 (16,606) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 125,452 (2,871) #6 China 82,052 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 70,029 (4,357) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 28,018 (3,346) #11 Switzerland 25,107 (1,036) #12 Netherlands 24,413 (2,643) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,962 (1,140) #15 Portugal 15,987 (470) #16 Austria 13,806 (337) #17 Russia 13,584 (106) #18 Israel 10,743 (101) #19 South Korea 10,512 (214) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,446 (288) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Japan 6,748 (108) #27 Norway 6,409 (119) #28 Poland 6,356 (208) #29 Australia 6,303 (57) #30 Denmark 5,996 (260) #31 Romania 5,990 (291) #32 Czech Republic 5,902 (129) #33 Pakistan 5,011 (86) #34 Malaysia 4,530 (73) #35 Philippines 4,428 (247)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +375 (+40) #2 South Korea +32 (+3) #3 Bolivia +25 (+4) #4 Honduras +1 (+1) #5 Australia (+1) #6 China +99 #7 New Zealand +18 #8 Guatemala +16 #9 Cambodia +2 #10 Bermuda +2 #11 Sri Lanka +1 #12 Paraguay +1…

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How the fuck are you always first Gary? Huh, you think you're hot shit, doncha??

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>Still no Easter Google doodle

I dont have a refugee to do it for me

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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I think Yas Forums maybe?

So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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CHECKED

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It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

im sure when they release the stats for sweden itll turn out ahmed hasnt been treating sven right either in the marital home

Checked
Eternal Purgatory Editions

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Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

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>100,000+ dead
>no foreseeable end to lockdown
I WANT OUT

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fuck you reddit spacing nigger

you neet faggots getting social security or disability checks wont get trump bux :(

based

o all of you racist scum denouncing China's ways of treating animals. Look in the mirror you wh*te scum. The barbaricness of the west is a crime against the world.

>You mean how we forcibly impregnate cows then separate the baby from it’s mother to take the milk for ourselves? Yeah that’s a pretty fucked up thing that the US and European countries do.

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>unemployment fiasco (no/late payments)
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting
power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>children struggle to adjust to online schooling
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims

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The only difference between Chinese meat markets and American factory farms, is that in America we pump the animals full of antibiotics so we don’t catch all the sicknesses they get from being confined in such poor conditions.

Such hypocrasy.

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Depends whether Yas Forums is writing a book or not

ENOUGHHHHH

MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's turning out to be a sawtooth pattern

CORONA CHAN
I BLOW THE AWAY WITH THE WIND OF GOD

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checked
Corona-chan's a bit of a yandere. She doesn't want to let us go.

Just a reminder that Chris Martenson's estimate of 10 million dead in the U.S. is incredibly optimistic to the average /cvg/ poster, who believes that it can simultaneously double ADE with itself at the same time you are being reinfected, while it hides it macrophages and destroys T cells and compromising iron, infecting a broad range of species, ensuring an ELE for humans, cats, dogs, all other mammals, and birds within the year.

How long, before people realize these fines aren't being enforced or collected, and that infact there is no economy and that money no longer has meaning.

HOW CAN THERE EVER BE ANY SUCH THING AS HERD IMMUNITY IF THERES NO IMMUNITY
btw expect a drop in gun violence

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Don’t talk back to Gary

>You guys who get free money won't get extra free money
OH NOOOOOOOOOO

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When will you guys annex Latvia? You should strike while they're weak

What a time to be alive

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kek

I will tell you this, fuckers.
An asteroid is going to "accidentally" hit your fucking country.

So when will the psyop glow bots show up to spam the thread yet again?

Hate the bug people.

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Feelin' cute, might coof later.

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So i wont get paid to shitpost?????

>gay nigger shit
Shut the fuck up doomer

Why don't you cry about it, faggot?

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The CCP are going to be responsible for the deaths of millions and many other lives being ruined and /d/ tier coronachan art. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOU!!

>save lives
>by forcing people into population centers
Shouldn't we be encouraging social distancing a few miles from each other?

They are here, over 1 million in fines have been issued

how the fuck is being out in bumfuck nowhere a problem????

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oh thank fuck gary you're okay
god bless you and happy easter