OUCH

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And I wouldn't have it any other way
FUCK communists

You get what you get and you dont throw a fit!

>take months to arrive

If you didn't screw over a bank you would still have an account and direct deposit next week

>OUCH
cut deeper next time

No matter what you give the beggars, they always want more.

I guess if we keep giving our money away to other nations we could afford to do that too

Mine is in my pending transactions already

Not that I'm impressed with the US's efforts, but this is bullshit. The feds are also making $600/week available to to unemployed on top of state unemployment they already receive. For some people, those funds combined exceed 100% of their paycheck prior to being laid off. The UK and other countries aren't giving out 80% of someone salary in free cash on top of salary they already get, it's an unemployment benefit

>verified checkmark
You're so fucking retarded that you need a verified checkmark on twitter to think for you. Unironically consider self euthanization.

Have fun selling your ass on the street to some pozzed gay black dude looking for tight whiteboi neg hole just to pay rent.

i have 80k in savings you little snaggle toothed bitch and im getting paid time off

Actually, we got a one-off AU$750. $1200 per month for the next six months, but that's only if you're on a benefit/pension.

That's weird because I just filed unemployment and they said something about adding an extra $600 per week. That $1200 is for everyone, but the people that really need the help are getting it. But I know that won't stop you from trying to dunk on trump.

Almost half of all American adults don't have a checking or savings account.

>Takes months to arrive
Only if you don't have direct deposit

I’ll do one better. So far out of $28 trillion or more in debt citizens get $1.5 trillion and banks and corporations got $26.5 trillion. This last stimulus was enough to give all workers a bit over $40k. But here we are with a whole $1,200. Liberal or right wing that’s some fucking shit right there.

Nate you sorry kike stop posting your tweets. This is the fourth thread with this tweet I've seen today, and is not that good.

You can tell this thread is filled with left wing retards who live in Mom's basement because they don't know about the $600 a week unemployment.

like I would pay rent right now.... HAHAHAHA

>I can make up statistic on demand.

>be told to not trust banks
>most Americans dont trust banks
>most americans dont wanna deal with bank accounts

>hurrdurr you should have a bank account
Fuck off octopus cock

> not sucking government cock

Oh no this is terrible I hate not having my whole paycheck come from the government.

>tfw military so you getting gibs for doing nothing playing vidya in barracks all day

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States aren't paying unemployment. That is going to be the real happening in a few weeks.

Forgot extra $600 unemployment a week thats like double what those uber drives etc would usually make

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>Everything I don't like is Communism

2k canadian is not 2k us
and that money is just going to be taxed at the end of the year

OP's blue kikemark is a DNC agent that does phone/text spamming propaganda for a living.

DISREGARD FAGGOT OP AND HIS FAGGOT SOURCE

ma'am your mask has some monkey penises on it

They are free to move to the places that offer free shit.

meant for

You fucking tard. This ignores the boost to unemployment, the paycheck security loans/grants, and other benefits.

You shouldn't get any money at all. You are a worthless cunt who will dump it on frivolous luxury, or (((the stock market))), or hoard it despite the value of the dollar plummeting every passing second. You should be left to die.

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Aren’t people under 23 not getting anything ?

That's weird because at least half the adults I know have bank accounts. Actually every single adult I know has a bank account?

Starting to look like every single number in this tweet is bullshit.

America
>babysits the world through security guarantees
Rest of the world
>WhY YoU DoNt GoT hEaLThCaRe LiKe Us?!
Retards... all of them

It's supposed to be double newstart which is 1100-1200 a fortnight. Hasn't started yet for me anyway.

You can get unemployment too faggot

80% of Americans have no bank account and no access to one.

This.

Lets into account that those "countries" are the equivalent to a state in the US. Also, the US has unemployment and this "stimulus" also boosted unemployment payments. Also, pretty sure trump is gonna have another stimulus package next month with infrastructure in mind.

>$2000 cdn dollars
also cost of living is higher in Canada

Came to post this. My wife and I are making almost double what we made before being furloughed. We also get to do things we enjoy like waking up late and making a leisurely breakfast, working out in the yard, and getting ready for our baby to arrive. Honestly the best thing that's happened is this virus idgaf if it's a hoax

That is bullshit.

if a pozzed nigger faggot can afford to buy my ass then he has enough to be robbed and ventilated when meeting up for ass. why do brits assume you never have the option to be biblical levels of violent, that cucking is the only way, just keep your head down and cuck a little further. lol, whites are even better at niggering than niggers could ever hope to be.

>TFW my one time payment is a year salary in Koaladollars

Yeah, they passed that shit a month ago

Canada gets 2k if you've been laid off
Up to 900 a week if you're off work sick
300 extra a month per child under 18
A one time GST rebates that varies by amount of children (150 extra for each) and more if you're married.

Then there's provincial payments. Anything from 500 rental assistance to child or disability hand outs

There's more but all this makes me sleepy

>DADDY GOVERNMENT WHERE ARE MUH GIBS!!!
>DADDY GOVERNMENT MUST DO EVERYTHING FOR ME, BECAUSE I"M A RETARDED NIGGER WITHOUT A BRAIN!!!

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