Well Yas Forums? This man was locked in an embassy for years without ever being able to leave, yet he still was able to become a father. I’m sick of your excuses for being fat and single. If Assange can do it then so can you. dailymail.co.uk
Julian Assange Is A Father. What’s Your Excuse?
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i feel really happy for him, especially since that baby looks just like him
The Assange trilogy, book 2
>Dickyleaks
Same user. I wish he wasn’t stuck in that shitty prison.
god damn. i wish i could get a gf without leaving the house
>you will never fuck the NWO so hard you get a free hispanic QT
so this dude just been inside, in one building for like 6 years?
Why the fuck is he even still in there? Didn't they let Manning go because they were ending the case? Wasn't that the whole point of the extradition? Isn't he done with whatever 1yr sentence he had for other shit?
Wait until she uses this to play the embattled single mother sympathy ploy.
Didn't he have a family before all this happened?
He isn’t. He’s in Belmarsh prison in the UK where he will most likely die. His mental and physical health have been deteriorating. This is a tweet from his mom.
I know. Why the fuck is he still in prison
Because they want him dead. If only Trump would pardon him but that will never happen. It’s all bullshit.
Probably a Jewish trick to lure him out
>If Assange can do it then so can you.
He's fucking famous nigger. Bitches love famous people, that's why they want to fuck Bundy and other nutters.
Excuses excuses
Today I will remind them!
#DrainTheSwamp #MakeCorruptionGreatAgain
aha! the decryption key for the Wikileaks insurances was split in 2 and digitally tattooed in Assange
's babies. the CIA better kidnap those babies and put them into a meat grinder to erase the decrypto keys to prevent the Mother of All Happenings from destroying Langley forever. moohoohaha.
Ah good for him. The legacy will continue.
Most of us will die in the coming storm and leave nothing but bones.
>6'2 chad gets pussy
wow what a revelation, is the sky blue as well
t. 177cm midge
He was in REAL quarantine
Are you retarded?
I met my wife, and I'M NOT FAMOUS!!
Even though I pretty much settled in El Salvador but I come here to mine gibs from the JEW-S-A. Let me teach you how to get a loving wife and 3 children:
1) I simply went to El Salvador
2) I bought a house near a white community
3) I met my wife while shopping for bread; we don't have (((supermarkets))), just normal GOYIM-OWNED stores.
And guess what? All my kids have American citizenship. I'll help them get gibs from the JEW-S-A and do the same as me. Living in El Salvador is living a retiree life!!
There's like 6 glownigger retards capping this thread right now because of you. 2 of them are so stupid they're highlighting your msg to escalate priority. There's a 50% chance their boss will pass it up. Once it gets passed up, nobody involved will be smart enough to identify it's 100% a joke.
There's a double digit probability some fucking retards will plan breakins to photograph every inch of these babies' skin to confirm. Someone will have to write a long report explaining why it's fucking retarded in the context of encryption.
The babies doctors will now be gangstalked just in case they need to get access to the babies later.
I hope you're proud of yourself. Actually come to think of it I'm kinda proud of you.
according to Assange's autobiography published i n 2010, his first son was born in 1990 when Assange was himself a teenager. Assange has reproduced more than 99% of the CIA JTRIG JIDF shills who pollute this board with demoralizing slide spam. how does that make you feel CIA faggots? you waste thousands of hours reading our memes and not starting your own families, while the greatest Enemy of the State and biggest political prisoner in history has already guaranteed his genetic lineage will survive long after your branch less tree DNA disappears from the Earth.
Who are the pardoned people?
>Quetzalcoatl was a man of comely appearance and serious disposition. His countenance was white, and he wore a beard.
Great White God scores brown pussy once again.
Kinky, wholesome, awesome, checked.
Yup. Nice to know he had some joy in there. Still wonder if he fucked Pam Anderson, too, though.
You're a nigger
Cream pie pussy
He knew if he didn't cream pie her pussy someone else would
Agreed. Good for him. I hope he enjoyed being a father and I hope he one day will see his children again.
You can allways go to phillipines or China to breed the women.
i fully expect the Glow Niggers are so retarded and technologically antedilluvian that they won't realize digital tattoos dont yet exist. Glowies think Star Trek and Harry Potter are real, so of course they will believe it. and the Glowies have to checkout every possible contingency for every NatSec threat. the Wikileaks insurances are the #1 NatSec priority, because when they are decrypted, the US govt will collapse under the scandal.
of course my aim is to provoke Langley into doing something as dumb as molesting Assange's babies. because Langley will bungle it, like they do everytime, and what they have done will either leak or result in a CIA officer getting arrested in the babie's bedrooms and charged with kidnapping and pedophilia. either way, that exposure helps Assange's case. back in Watergate, the prosecution of Ellsberg was dropped after it was leaked that CIA and FBI had burgled Elsberg's psychiatrist to steal his medical files to use as dirt against him. i want something similar to happen to force CIA into committing a crime against Assange that gets his whole case dismissed.
but like wheels within wheels, my meme war magic has multiple layers. even if CIA never gets caught molesting Assange's babies, just knowing they did it will hopefully enrage Assange so much that he will release the insurance keys as revenge.
i have one ultimate goal: CIA disbanded and CIA officers and executives being killed or imprisioned. releasing the decrypto keys to the Wikileaks insurances is merely the most efficient means to an end.
Nothing is Beyond Our Reach.
I'm not fat, just ugly.
>just become good looking bro