My grandfather was D. B. Cooper. He disclosed his motives and methods to me prior to his death.
I will bot ITT disclose certain things like his name or occupation. I will disclose aspects of his absolutely incredible life.
>he was on the maiden voyage of the nautilus nuclear submarine out of rockport, as illustrated in the "Iron Giant" pixar movie >he had 5 doctorates, all from different countries he was a piolot >he develloped the american smart bomb concept >he worked on the earliest of the earliest microprocessors ala sylvania inc, hence the tie >some of the money was burned, the rest went to his childrens' college which he could not afford on the government dole, hence the heist >his children were experiments of MK Ultra he trained marine mammals before it was cool
Please i mean this from the bottom of my very heart..take your meds and neck yourself
Gavin Morales
can't sorry. words from his mouth, not mine: >"climb the mountain, damnit"
Logan Morris
bump I'd like to disseminate the wisdom of this traveled man
Isaiah Thompson
oh shit I'm sorry I thought this was Yas Forums thread still stands but I won't try to selfbump anymore lol
Isaiah Lopez
tell something like how he did the airplane caper and got away with the cash. tell something OP
Brandon Campbell
>like how he did the airplane caper and got away with the cash he left (in the plane) in the opposite direction of the navy base he was stationed at. he had to burn some of the cash because there was no tinder to start a fire.he got a ride from a local back to a bus station after two days.
Wyatt Miller
>his children were experiments of MK Ultra Why the fuck would he let his children get mindraped?
Elijah Sanders
Does he know the FBI agent who attempted to find him for decades?
Gabriel Cox
Your grandpa is gay and you are a faggot.
Juan Thompson
someone who's kids contracted TB in the 50's not a clue
Adrian Peterson
looks like inb4source is especially drunk tonight
Josiah Long
when and how did he learn advanced parachuting skills. evidently he did not learn survival skills.
Lincoln Perez
he was married to a woman happily for 68 years and you're retarded
Jaxson Lee
wish i could believe it because i think it is an interesting story like most Americans, but with no proof it's worthless. sorry kid
>when and how did he learn advanced parachuting skills. evidently he did not learn survival skills. actually he went to a local airport prior to his first doctorate and said "I'd like to be a pilot please" and they took him on a s an apprentice. this would have been in the early 40's.
Nicholas Hernandez
I'm sorry I can't give you proof but I can give you evidence >sorry about your dog, sir
> On the morning of 17 January 1955, at 11 am EST, Nautilus' first Commanding Officer, Commander Eugene P. Wilkinson, ordered all lines cast off and signaled the memorable and historic message, "Underway on Nuclear Power."[12] On 10 May, she headed south for shakedown. Submerged throughout, she traveled 1,100 nautical miles (2,000 km; 1,300 mi) from New London to San Juan, Puerto Rico and covered 1,200 nautical miles (2,200 km; 1,400 mi) in less than ninety hours.
Jason Johnson
So his real name was?
Jordan Harris
ok so be more verbose this time. the nautilus thing sounds cool. spill it
Grayson Cruz
was it the aliens?
Ryan Bennett
>then couldn't he have signed up with the Army Air Forces? he was already an enlistedman inthe navy. he just went to a local airport and said "I want to learn to fly airplanes" and that was that.
Angel Smith
What happened to his kids?
Ayden Morris
can't. I can post evidence. that is all.
Anthony Ramirez
seriously, why do you larp all of your waking hours away?
he developed the human interface for it and the seawolf class submarines. He also worked on the apollo program for human interface applications.
Hudson Price
so he was a nuclear physicist or something related i guess. was he on the manhattan project
Jack Green
that's literally how you became a pilot in 1941
Ethan Russell
>nuclear physicist or something related i guess early lasers actually
Nicholas Wilson
>that's literally how you became a pilot in 1941 I'm not arguing that point, im just pointing out your are a chronic larper
Wyatt Miller
Did man actually land on the moon?
Dylan Cook
> He disclosed his motives and methods to me prior to his death. What were his motives for so many PhD's? What were his methods for a happy marriage?
Evan Reyes
>piolot Gross
Jayden Foster
>chronic that's quite an extrordinary claim. do you have any evidence to back that up? because I have evidence that supports the chemical residue found often in lightbulb factories on D.B. coopers tie, which I've already disclosed.
buttfucker.
Anthony Sanchez
>he was already an enlistedman inthe navy. he just went to a local airport and said "I want to learn to fly airplanes" why didn't he just learn how to fly the navy's airplanes?
Blake Ross
Well, share his motives and methods.
Blake Jones
Firm handshake right?
Jordan Stewart
>What were his motives for so many PhD's? his father was a doctor and his wife's father was a doctor, and their fathers were doctors. and he was really really fucking smart. >What were his methods for a happy marriage? obey.
Elijah Martinez
Why can’t you spell basic words? Do you not have spell check? Was he not able to provide a decent education for you with the money? Maybe he did but you’re just a dumb man? Sorry for all the questions, this is just really intriguing.
