BAHAHAHAHAHA CHINAS ASSAULT CARRIER CATCHES FIRE

China might be the most incompetent country outside Africa

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Is this the guy that torched your carrier?

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Everything is flammable when it's made in china.

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They prob packed it full of bodies to burn at sea so they don't get caught

>These assault carriers will be the backbone of China’s amphibious warfare capability.
>the backbone
Kek they fucked

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Allow me to archive that for you fren
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Not enough , they crash sailed their fleet in early January, all the allied navies are having manning issues whilst China is gearing up in the SCS
Watch China start a war and be almost
Uncontested

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China is our greatest ally in the war against China. The Chinese will destroy the Chinese military before we get a chance to.

it's because of 5g faggot
I guarantee there was electromagnetic weaponry or devices on the ship that wasnt wired properly

inb4 chinks blame it on the u.s.

Remember those chinese shills trying to scare us from going to war with them? Just from my friends in the car industry I know they produce shit tier products that break all the time. Everything you see about them being ultra high-tech with helmets that scan people's body temperature and cameras that can track you and your social credit is all fake. It's so easy for people to hack their social credit score also that employers don't listen to it unless they get funding from the CCP. They lie about everything. If we went to war with them we would fucking crush them.

They made gunpowder damnit, they're gonna use it for everything.

they should just stick to Azur Lane

what? how??

three gorges dam will rupture by summer.
screencap this.

This is it's normal operating specs.
The flames screw up infrared guidance systems, and the smoke is just a smoke screen.

Everything fine
China stronk.

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>Chinks
>caring about getting caught

Not how totalitarianism works. You want to get caught. Then they know not to fuck with you.

Are you retarded? Everything in China is cheap garbage that lasts a year at most. If you're unironically that stupid you might as well kys.

it's super dry and the guy made a lot of static sliding down like that, the world is crazy, innit?

Did Mossad sink it?

Not OP, but thanks m8

I don't think they could even afford a war with anyone. can you imagine how much of their economy is smoke and mirrors? Many Chinese companies fabricate reported profits, among other things. Its very common and often encouraged.

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Even our broomstick army could defeat these idiots. Just wait until they catch fire and throw them into it, watch it burn and make bratkartoffeln with würstchen in the fire.

WW3 will be ez

What in the Ching Chong did you try to Wet Market into a sentence?
>Is this really the best Engrish the CCP can come up with?

I worry about Swede archive guy. Maybe he got at gf.

Lol wtf is going on there

It's better that it gets used to being on fire now because that's the future China chose.

This is the most rock n roll pic I’ve ever seen

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FUCK YOU CANADA PIG

CHINA IS MOST ADVANCE COUNTRY

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Japan’s conquest of China just got 10 times easier.

Chinese architecture.
It's so advanced, that at any moment, without warning, a skyscraper can become a sidewalk.

Amazing, really.

chink kys

Chinese engineering at its finest

O chang. Still it was going to be sunk soon anyway. The whole globe wants china nuked

thanks user

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>being this retarded

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bubble wrap is actually great fun to burn.
we used to use it set stacks of pallets on fire

fumes and static electricity

Did he make it?

>it's super dry

Being super dry has little to do with it. Notice how the air caught fire? The plastic rolls were still giving off flammable fumes.

ok sino bootlicker

He might have sprained his ankle a bit

He’s fine
He walked it off

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He's fine, not to worry.

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inb4 they claim it's am American fire

Is 5G to blame for this?

Lmao this country is one big joke. Aren't these thing supposed to curve towards the up-stream?
Should China employ immigrant beavers, they couldn't do a worse job than Chinese could they?

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Taiwan did it out of jealously

U.S. special forces pissed in the fuel tank.

Yet again, we see that the chinks are a paper tiger that are just banking on the world's laziness and letting them run wild. China's biggest and most active military arm is their fucking navy and they can't even do that shit right. They have been threatening and intimidating their neighbors with ships for decades, turns out they are cheap garbage and catch fire just by themselves.

The world is too afraid of war, especially one with China, and so it lets them push people around, knowing that even a single shot could set the world at war.

People often wonder how effective chinks would be at war, my response is always that they don't even care for people that fall on the street after an accident, you think their soldiers would be willing to lay their lives on the line for the other soldiers? An army is more than just men with guns.

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That newer picture seems distorted. But there can be no doubt that damn is build like shit, I'm surprised it hasn't caught fire yet.

Safety architecture
In case a building falls over, Chinese buildings do so in an elegant manner

>What in the Ching Chong did you try to Wet Market into a sentence?

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Not when the whole world is watching

>Wet Market into a sentence
I'm stealing this, of course.

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>when you tell your workers to copy everything about someone else's carriers and they do too good of a job

popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a30211682/admiral-kuznetsov-fire/

Actually anons this could be an indication of sabotage. If it is it likely could indicate that some of the civil unrest from elsewhere in China. May have finally started to spill over into areas associated with the military. Though its hopeful and far to optimistic this could be the start of elements in China. Who are losing faith in Winnie's leadership starting to "test the waters". So to speak in terms of how far they can push Winnie. I wouldn't be surprised if more things start slipping in regards to leaks from Chincom central.

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>China is our greatest ally in the war against China.
lol