Atheism is the easiest religion to troll

I've found this to be the case in my life. Second easiest is the religion of science

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Based, its definitely a religion based on belief no matter how much atheist want to say they are based on facts

just like every other religion?

yes, atheists are stupid idiots that don't understand how anything works and they're dumb

yes, but the whole point is christians, muslims, etc will tell you they believe based on faith and wont try to act like they're holier than thou bc muh 'facts'

Not having a religion is not a religion.
Stop trying to claim it is or you are going to have to acknowledge that believing your particular religion is as stupid as believing in Zeus.

WAAAAH, I can't figure it out and my life is pathetic, there must be no God because how could a God let me be such a pathetic virgin faggot!
- all athiests

I went through an atheist phase. I think it's natural. What is not natural is becoming militant and aggressive, then staying that way into your forties

ATHEISM IS A LACK OF RELIGION YOU PILLOCK

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religion and science can easily coexist in an enlightened, fruitful, moral society, and we've seen it happen in the West (it may or may not have in Africa or the Orient etc I'm not fluent in those areas)

Christianity easily can thrive next to good old hardboiled Western science, which is the singular stunning civilizational achievement of the white people. We whites can survive and prosper with both.

beware those who tell you otherwise. they want your destruction.

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>WAAAH dying sounds scary so i tell myself there is an afterlife and i will receive an eternal existence after this short warm up

religion - "the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power"

"a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance."

wanna tell me how sciencefags and atheists dont fit into this?

>merely calling it a religion is all it takes to get you spergs riled up
You literally proved OP’s point, congrats on playing yourself

see how easy that was lmao

I don't know man... I can get a lot of (you)s by posting this

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If Atheism is a religion, off is a TV channel.

based

this is why i say to atheists and sciencefags "why cant the big bang just be a poor human way of describing what happened when God said 'let there be light'"?

Not with Jim Baker and Buzz Aldrin

its more like the static channels, just a bunch of noise but no actual substance

I don't want to follow your particular religion, get over it what are you a recruiter?
There are thousands of different religions and they are all as retarded as the next.
No thanks, I don't need to be told i will live forever to be happy in this life.

congratulations you are not only the smartest man alive, but also an individual

Yes, atheism is definitely a religion

Imagine killing your pure blood Nordic pagan brothers in their ancestral homelands because they wouldn't worship a Jew hanging from a cross killed by other Jews in their Jew Homeland.

Christcucks are truly pathetic.

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Back in the day, I used to beat off to static porn channels.

But if you actually believe Atheism is a religion just like Christianity or Judaism or Islam or whatever, you don't know the word means. Atheism, on an objective basis, is not a religion. And I'm not even atheist, more like agnostic. But you'd have to be an oxygen thief to believe atheism is a religion.

I was pretending to be retarded

If there’s anything I hate more than Christ, it’s science.

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Alright spill the beans Rabbis how many of you are kikes?

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They were weak and could not defend themselves. They deserved it. Many of them converted freely as well but I guess you don't like to bring that up.

Don't Christians blow up over rock music and Harry Potter?

Oh shit i forgot about when Christians were saying Harry Potter is demonic

You worship a Jew opinion discarded

maybe not the concept of atheism, but Atheism Inc. is definitely a religion

imagine being such a nigger, kike, and a faggot like you are and believing a galilean was jewish. have fun burning in hell odin nigger

Not gonna lie, a lot of atheists nowadays have grown pretty insufferable.

t. Atheist

harry potter is gay as fuck, christians just realized it before everyone else did

yes witchcraft is real, and its of the devil
also harry potter has a lot of subliminals
deal with it

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stop trying to bait me into saying its not a religion hahahah

ever since about id say 2010ish they taken a hard on to being counter culture. even though the counter culture now seems to be being of faith.

do you see it?
i see it

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Jesus read the Torah
Got mad when people were hanging in the synagogue
Had a sign that said king of Jews above his head

I swear he wasn't a Jew pathetic

If someone didn't know about religion, they'd be Atheist.

yurr wrong bud

No they called it black magic and demonic. They didn't call it cringe and shit. But nice try. Also how do you explain them calling rock music satanic too? Is rock music cringe?

>Atheism is a religion
Please tell me, what is the color of this guy's hair?

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>bald is hairdo
No

Your European pagan religion is for trannys:

A 2003 survey by Helen A. Berger found 28.3% of American neopagans identified in survey as gay, lesbian, or bisexual.

In 2013, a survey of neopagans in England, Wales, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand found 49.8% of women and 44.5% of men identified as non-heterosexual. Of the non-heterosexual female demographic, 78.5% of identified as bisexual and 11.2% identified as lesbian/gay; of the non-heterosexual male demographic, 55.2% identified as gay and 37.1% identified as bisexual.

A 2015 study survey by Pew Research Center found that 11% of lesbian, gay, and bisexual respondents identified with non-Christian faiths, a large portion of which being some form of neopaganism or interfaith universalist beliefs. This was nearly double the general population.