/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3138

► Detected: 1,779,099 (+80,218) ► Died: 108,770 (+6,083) ► Day: 93 (-01:05:42)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
At least 54 patients under 30 have died in the US
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People abandoned, left to die in Canadian seniors residence
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91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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All 50 US states under disaster declaration, first time in history
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Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
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>INFO
14 year old without conditions dies in Portugal
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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21 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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Rapidly mutating
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15 year old jungle tribesman dies in Brazil
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>REMINDER
According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Nurses refused testing by CDC
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Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
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>LATEST
00:44: 375 new cases and 40 new deaths in Mexico
00:34: 167 new cases and 6 new deaths in Argentina
00:26: 268 new cases and 6 new deaths in California
00:23: 767 new cases and 17 new deaths in Texas
23:10: 221 new cases and 9 new deaths in Washington state
23:06: 76 new cases and 3 new deaths in Oregon

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32171867
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective
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>brazil
>president tries to save population from kike austerity measures
>gets impeached
>president tries to genocide the population by ignoring the severity of a deadly pandemic, calling it "just a flu bro"
>is hailed as a hero
Most fucked up country in the world.

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>noooo we can't go into quarantine!!! think of muh economy!!!
Why is drumpf so retarded?

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wagecucks btfo forever

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So guys, where is this muscle mommy Corona-Chan I hear of?

>Nothingburgers went from it’s just a flu to it being the greatest conspiracy ever concocted and everyone is in on it from government officials to the doctors and nurses

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uhhh i been out of these treads for days, is italy back to work and the happing canceled forever?

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what you described is everyday africa

Anyone else starting to become a nothingburger after being a doomfag? At the end of the day I can still eat all this food I bought or save it for a real happening, but it's clear this isn't going to be the Big One we hoped for.

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You still dont have Wuhan style death squads roaming the streets. You could do better

>i`ll be back
you should change it to
i`ll keep coping

Wish I had feet pics anons. I have the virus, and I crave feet ):

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Yo what has my diarrhea nigga be up to?

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The virus doesnt seem to have reinfection so far rather its Reactivation which would lead us to an actual airbone aids

Here the paper
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32171867

Stop responding to the fucking glowniggers, they don't stop pushing their agenda. They are easy to spot they will not Counter argue you, they will instead insult and degrade you. They are cowards who hide behind screens, they are paid to shill like the 10 cent army. They will not stop pushing their agenda of this is a fake disease, they will soon try to ban all foreign non american poster so they can try to push their agenda harder. The non american posters here keep pushing their shit in, they will stop it using jannies.

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It's not a nothingburger. I'm not sure why people expected the entire population to die in a week. Pandemics have always been a slow burn

Airborne AIDS
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective

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did anyone else feel EXTREMELY low energy today?

im not sick or anything but around 4 pm i was exhausted randomly and slept for 5 hours. i just woke up and feel refreshed.

is that normal? wdf went wrong

>this kills the nothingburger
>"but they're overcounting the death tollerino!!!!!!"
Ok, explain the abnormal increase in all-cause mortality. And that's with the lockdown.

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Simulation reset, carry on citizen.

hi lads what are you doing i'm really bored of this quarantine

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It's inherently not a nothingburger. This virus has already changed our lives on a global scale and will continue to change how we live for the next two years, minimum. If you were hoping for humans to become extinct then you're going to be disappointed. But this will definitely kill millions if it hasn't already, and it will change how we're able to live our lives.

One holohoax per day when?

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Reminder:

>It was bioengineered (for an unknown gain in function)
>It was never supposed to be in human population
>It has escaped all modern containment protocols
>shills are in full force with disinfo

It's happening. how would you expect governments to react?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 532,879 (20,577) #2 Spain 163,027 (16,606) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 125,452 (2,871) #6 China 82,052 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 70,029 (4,357) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 28,018 (3,346) #11 Switzerland 25,107 (1,036) #12 Netherlands 24,413 (2,643) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,962 (1,140) #15 Portugal 15,987 (470) #16 Austria 13,806 (337) #17 Russia 13,584 (106) #18 Israel 10,743 (101) #19 South Korea 10,480 (211) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,446 (288) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Norway 6,409 (119) #27 Poland 6,356 (208) #28 Australia 6,303 (56) #29 Japan 6,005 (99) #30 Denmark 5,996 (260) #31 Romania 5,990 (291) #32 Czech Republic 5,902 (129) #33 Pakistan 5,011 (86) #34 Malaysia 4,530 (73) #35 Philippines 4,428 (247)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +30,003 (+1,830) #2 United Kingdom +5,233 (+917) #3 Turkey +5,138 (+95) #4 France +4,785 (+635) #5 Spain +4,754 (+525) #6 Italy +4,694 (+619) #7 Germany +3,281 (+135) #8 Iran +1,837 (+125) #9 Russia +1,667 (+12) #10 Belgium +1,351 (+327) #11 Netherlands +1,316 (+132) #12 Brazil +1,173 (+72) #13 Canada +1,170 (+84) #14 Peru +951 (+12) #15 India +846 (+39) #16 Ireland +839 (+33) #17 Switzerland +556 (+34) #18 Romania +523 (+21) #19 Portugal +515 (+35) #20 Sweden +466 (+17) #21 Chile +426 (+8) #22 Mexico +403 (+39) #23 Poland +401 (+27) #24 Saudi Arabia +382 (+5) #25 United Arab Emirates +376 (+4) #26 Israel +335 (+6) #27 Indonesia +330 (+21) #28 Pakistan +316 (+20) #29 Ukraine +308 (+4) #30 Serbia +275 (+3) #31 Panama +260 (+5) #32 Austria +246 (+18) #33 Belarus +245 (+4) #34 Colombia +236 (+20) #35 Philippines +233 (+26)…

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Supposedly pollen count is really high right now, that might be it. Allergies have been fucking killing me.

>yes, of course pakistan, india, russia, ukraine, israel, iran, and fucking cameroon are all in on it

truly the NWO rabbit hole goes deep

I checked reddit today to see what those niggers are talking about. I know it's now chinese owned but I wasn't expecting 3/4 of the posts to be obvious glowniggers. That whole website is a china circlejerk ffs.

More like a bunch of children getting their jollies off by being annoying.

>108K dead in 5 months worldwide!!!!
>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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I bet this is sweeping china with 50-80k passed

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I hope that Esti-anons father rip.

>i'm really bored of this quarantine
omg this

I've been locked inside my house under FUCKING law because of bitches like you who are scared of this bullshit.
It has been one week of this retarded nothingburger shit and I am already losing my fucking mind here.
THIS IS SO BORING. Oh no....some Boomers are dying. The same people who would die from a flu. OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!

Fuck me, you people are fucking stupid. I have fucking had it already.

I know so much that I know that I know nothing. I've decided to continue life as usual with some extra safety measures, such as planting more potatoes and planning my garden better.

Global new cases down by 14,000
Global deaths down by 900
US new cases down by 3700
US deaths down by 200

It's over /cvg/
We've peaked
From now on the numbers are just gonna get smaller, and smaller, and smaller. Until they disappear completely.

It's been fun memeing with you guys, but I'm afraid our time together has come to an end. I don't wish to stay here and watch as the community I once love crumbles apart.

There's no recovering from this. Every model shows that the curve has flattened. We're going to have less deaths than a seasonal flu.
I honestly feel ashamed for ever falling for the hysteria. At least I'm a little wiser now.

Your diet sucks. Probably fell for the BEENZ AND DEENZ meme

I'm just depressed and have to have dudeweed and booze to feel anything. I'm always low energy

how`s boris?

Why does the IMHE model think the dropoff will be so quick after peak deaths?

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Oh no no that's nothing you'll be really sleepy soon just don't panic ok?

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If something like this was found back as early as December last year, surely being so contagious it would've spread like fucking WILDFIRE throughout all nations undetected.
What if what we're seeing now is the population getting infected for the 2nd time? And people dying are potentially getting hit the 3rd or 4th time?

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Kek you cheeky bastard

>Anyone else starting to become a nothingburger after being a doomfag? At the end of the day I can still eat all this food I bought or save it for a real happening, but it's clear this isn't going to be the Big One we hoped for.

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See you Monday when you're shilling ITS HAPPENING!!1!11!

I like to think they’re not actually that gay and retarded and they’re just trolling for (you)s, which also makes them gay and retarded but whatever

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scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective

It doesn't have all of the functions of AIDS, but China made knockoff airborne SARS/AIDS in a lab, and hundreds of millions are going to die at a minimum. That's why there's a quarantine.

Dead

i'm not scared of this shit but i don't want to end in jail you dumbfuck

>— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
>— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —
When will OP stop being a gargantuan faggot and SOURCE THESE FUCKING DATA POINTS?!?!?!