KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Cops traffick kids

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no sir under the new federal risk protection order we don't need a warrant now stand aside while we search the residence please

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lost them in a boating accident. also, im going to need the names and badge numbers from all you fellas

>Bong flag
>Open up wanker, we need to search for your illegal automatic military style assault knives
>OOOoyyy do you have a loicense for that spoon?

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>keeping heavier stuff at hom

"Sure, take this .22 officer
I'll be a good goy from now"

Tell him you have the virus, that will give you some time to set up a barricade

"Oh, man, you know what? Those all got stolen. I just haven't gotten down to the station to report the theft. But you can go ahead and look around."

KEK

My line of thinking but I would probably just say "no," and close the door.

quick thinking

Please step away from my door and observe social distancing rules

*Slam*

Is that what COVID1984 is a cover for? Q softened them up for the cops to finish off?

Come in

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You got a warrant, snow nigger?

Glow fish?

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99% of pol would comply, fact is the only Americans who would do anything are boomers

If you don't have a warrant you can get off of my property, thank you very much.

Knock knock....racks shotgun

No sir, not me. I'm a shotgun man.
*clank of pump shotgun loading a shell*
Now get off of my lawn, piggy.

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Krraa krraa krraa krraa

>"Is that marijuana I smell sir?"

Your rights have been revoked :^)

popopopop...popop...popop.popoppopoppopoppopop

Hey assholes you don't need to search
Their right here...
hey assholes?1111!

awww going ta sleep?
I'll just wait here for your friends. They'll sleep too. or maybe I will as well.!
Lets play the SLEEP GAME MOTHER FUCKERS

>Right-wingers in America go to pro-police rallies
>They wear pro-police T-shirts and hats
>They put pro-police stickers on their cars...right next to pro-israeli stickers
>Cops in America receive training in Israel
>If a white cop abuses a white person, they take the side of the cop
>Be a right-winger in America

I was really hoping someone would post this

1. You're gonna give me that uniform
2. You're gonna give me that gun
3. You're gonna give me your belt
Handcuffs the officer and makes him a slave to do my bidding
How do i do this you ask? Ez, hold a gun to his neck

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Very cringy glow nigger.

Then I'd say they're violating my constitutional rights and keep the door locked. Then I'd wait while they either kicked it in or went away. If they kicked in my door I'd sue and do my best to get the new law declared illegal for violating the 1st, 2nd, and 4th amendments of the bill of rights.

>popopopop...popop...popop.popoppopoppopoppopop
>
>Hey assholes you don't need to search
>Their right here...
FUCKING THIS
If only 1% of gun owners took just one shot a day, these assholes would need a million body bags each night

Please show me your warrant officer

in due time user. until then prepare.