Month 3 of being furloughed

>Month 3 of being furloughed
>Ive exhausted all of my resources and money
>I never though I would have to ration a stick of butter
>Im down to my last two eggs
>I broke down crying as I watched helplessly as the last dab of butter slid off of the spatula and onto the stove top rendering it unusable
>I drank the eggs raw because I know thats the only way to guarantee they will all make it into my empty stomach
>Im now out of food completely

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3 months?

Least you got trips, fag.

Month 3 of not finding a new job.

do you not get payed when furloughed?

Just have mommy make you tendies when she gets back from work user, that's what i'm doing

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Please tell me you write for Huff Post.

OP, you're not a girl. Why did you post a pic of a female?

Kek

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Watch a documentary of the famine in Ghana or Guinea to get some perspective. Plenty of them in jewtoob.

At least you have trips

shill thread, no reply. kys

If you look like pic related I'll trade you a stick of butter for an hour of sex

Call the food bank.

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If someone really going through this in this hread i have this for you

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Whos the Europoor now

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It’s just a hoax bro relax

Best start SUCKING DICK!!

if your my neighbor knock twice.

contact some food charities or homeless shelter they should be able to give you food. idk how this works

Guess you wish you were my gf now lol.

No one cares. Fuck poor people and fuck niggers.

where can i find desperate girls like this i can pay to take care of during the pandemic?

Post Venmo OP I’d rather give some cash to a fellow burger then let these europoors talk shit

onlyfans

At Walmart.

>Watch a documentary of the famine in Ghana or Guinea to get some perspective. Plenty of them in jewtoob.

I don't want perspective to justify being in a state of poverty because others are in worse poverty, I don't want that perspective.

got a few thousand saved and get 600+ a week in unemployment, still havent got stimulus check. is that enough to get a desperate gf

heart = broken
youre the true champ m8
it was a shitpost bro, dont give money out over Yas Forums


Its still not too late senpai shill thread, no reply. kys
I was busy frying eggs in that delicious salted butter. Everything else was true, but the butter land in the skillet and not the stove top

Walmart has spent 3.5 Billion USD in Advertising and Marketing this year, none of it has ever made me want to go there.
Yet a 2 word comment from a random nameless user, has made me start planning weekly trips to Walmart.
wtf

At least you keep getting trips. Be thankful for that

Honoured to see Rand Paul posts here
God bless x

Dem trips tho.

kek

why didn't you hoard up Yas Forums had threads for months

>Walmart has spent 3.5 Billion USD in 2 word comment[s] from a random nameless user[s]
now you understand where that 3.4B went.

Based trip poster, why didn't you just hard boil the eggs?

To symbolize his lack of agency.

It's just really crazy to think about for a second.

I wanted them fried.

the dnc and trump does this shit every 4 years, idk why it would be that farfetched.
They literally have departments set up to shit post on Yas Forums