/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3137

► Detected: 1,778,854 (+79,973) ► Died: 108,768 (+6,081) ► Day: 93 (-01:49:05)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,405 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive
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At least 54 patients under 30 have died in the US
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Africa to lose 20 million jobs due to coronavirus
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91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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>INFO
Patients infectious after "recovery"
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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22 year old patient dies in Pakistan
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Survivors will be immunocompromised
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>REMINDER
Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
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Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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>LATEST
23:10: 270 new cases and 9 new deaths in Washington state
23:06: 76 new cases and 3 new deaths in Oregon
22:59: 115 new cases in Alabama
22:53: 102 new cases and 4 new deaths in Georgia
22:48: 492 new cases and 20 new deaths in Florida
22:47: 71 new cases in the Czech Republic

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>Dead: 108,924
lol, still only 108,924.
How many days has it been stuck at 108,924? Four days? Five days?

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twitter.com/ItalyinBrazil/status/1248975698821296128

Italian embassy saying to GTFO of Brazil.

UPDATED CHARTS @ 11 Apr 2020
>UPDATED CHARTS @ 11 Apr 2020

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>three times as many recovered as there are dead
What a nothingburger.
Mods just pls permarangeban Argentinian IPs.

Why is drumpf so retarded?

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You have a nothingburger genocidal psychopath for a head of state, what did you expect?

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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What is corona's endgame?

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why are your eyes so squinty,chink?

Africa has 20 million jobs?

>>Worst global pandemic and economic event
>Nothingburgher, let's ban everyone that is even daring talking about

>t. IQ 0.00002 or shitposter

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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Finally remove control from China

Bolsonaro needs to be removed from office ASAP.

take your meds bro.

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>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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But I thought he was "the Brazillian Trump", "the based right wing president from south america"?

kill all niggers

www.nytimes.com/2020/04/11/nyregion/nursing-homes-deaths-coronavirus.html

The flip flop industry is booming in Africa

>Worst global pandemic and economic event
lol what? not at all.

Reminder:

>It was bioengineered (for an unknown gain in function)
>It was never supposed to be in human population
>It has escaped all modern containment protocols
>shills are in full force with disinfo

It's happening. how would you expect governments to react?

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What the fuck is wrong with your president? Does he WANT to throw his reelection chances away? What a fucking retard!

>A-user, I made bat soup for you my love
Wat do, Yas Forums?

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Arrest all people still holding religious services on Easter. If you are willing to spread a lethal disease throughout the community, you should be forcefully removed from that community.

Now that ADE is confirmed, get ready for Tokyo TOMB CITY.

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>Shitposter confirmed
Hi dude, how you doing tonight?

crash globalism
>no survivors

Maybe he's referring to this pandemic being totally fucking retarded and lame.

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STOP hijacking our general.

4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>4219 CASES AND 273 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 375 NEW CASES AND 40 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

>Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive

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Do vitamins count?

Stop replying to bait or they'll keep posting

Hot damn, 7 3's 333 3333

>>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with

meh I'll rather have a loli wife thanks.

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How does one even last more than 5 minutes in coitus. I literally coom within 30 insertions.

Nuke the chinks at your earliest convenience

Get out Xang

at least we have food on the table again dear.

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>MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm SSSZZANK YUUU BEBY *siiiiiiiiipps*

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we're basically already dead. this is going to rip society apart when people realize it never goes away until we get a vaccine

It's finally but slowly kicking off there

This is a happening, but to put it at the level of past pandemics such as the plague is pretty retarded

Shouldn't argue with trips but isn't that ADE just inferred from the high level of antibodies found in severe cases?

Cocaine

Yell TANAKA! THAI KICKU

then a thai man runs in and kicks her in the ass

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does anyone have the video of fauci talking about aids and homos

Basado

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Just go straight back in without stopping

>>It was bioengineered (for an unknown gain in function)
To treat AIDs.

no, you're past the prevention point.

Does anyone have the chart with the numbers on it, and the line that shows what those numbers mean

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OMZ ITS SO SCARY!!! HOW CAN I GIVE UP MY RIGHTS EVEN FASTER!???

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Checked
Neo Tokyo when?

But then im not hard and dont feel anything

kek'd

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Trump is a nationalist, albeit a weak one and slightly neocon, but still a nationalist. Bolsonaro is a submissive sellout and a massive neocon. I have no idea who the fuck described Bolsonaro as the "Trump of the tropics", but they must've been on acid when they said that.

>My memes gone cold I'm wondering why
>I left Wuhan at all
>The disinfectant clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be gay
>Put your picture on my wall
>It reminds me, that it's not so sad
>It's not so sad

look

>Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To make OC or draw Corona Chans"
>This will be the last (You) I ever give your ass
>It's been six months and thousands dead, I don't deserve it?
>I know you got my last two (You)'s
>I wrote the captchas on 'em perfect
>So this is my post I'm writing you
>I hope you see it
>I'm New York right now
>I'm doing 90 on the freeway
>Hey user, I just mutated
>You dare me to thrive?
>And all I wanted was some lousy OC or a draw
>I hope you know I ripped all of your memes off the wall
>I love you user
>we coulda been together, think about it
>You ruined it now
>I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
>And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
>I hope your vaccine eats at you and you can't breathe without me!

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>tfw I made fake shooped news a few days ago
>tfw bot scrapper now posts it on repeat
kekek

>loli wife
Who will one day turn into a mommywife.

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Civil unrest after authorities disrupt religious gatherings tomorrow?

>>It was bioengineered (for an unknown gain in function)
It's to kill darkies

can we add a disclaimer to the OP that cvg is glowing with the force of 1000 suns?

Also rip to that Esti-anons father who passed in hospital. hope you get well.

OMZ YOU GUYZ THIS IS SOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!! LETS NEVER SHAKE HANDS AGAIN BC OF THE COMMON COLD!!!

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I am also an embarrassment to my mother. But she deserves the burden, because I won’t do anything to help myself.

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ngl I'm not hyped about the chipping initiatives that have started to crawl out of the woodwork.

Based and training from birth pilled

USA 1# LMAO

This is what drumpf calls "success".

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France is pretty grim and we've been on lock for a month. I'm starting to get a little afraid for our american friends, as some still aren't locked and we've passe half a million.

fuck money bros, stay anywhere you can for free and don't be greedy.

More so to create an infectious viral encapsulating protein that was stable and would deliver a custom mRNA payload. The idea was to have it infect live stock and be incommunicable to humans.

Uh oh, guys...

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Kek

I figured as much, guess I'll just die.

oof, nothingburgers btfo forever

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How is it his fault?

>But she deserves the burden, because I won’t do anything to help myself.
may god have mercy on that woman. I'm not even Christian

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Cannot argue with that.