/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3136

why is Argentina the only country making these shit threads made for fearmongering?

I feel like this is just the beginning of a very very big disaster

Bonnie lied and people died. She's paid by chink property developers to fuck over her constituents

it is still in 108,5899 deaths? it has been 3? 4 ? 5 days the same count?

Arrest all people still holding religious services on Easter. If you are willing to spread a lethal disease throughout the community, you should be forcefully removed from that community.

Weekends are always low. 77k so far today is pretty good. Especially considering it's a holiday

>imagine thinking a shitty little virus would be THE happening

ayy lmao

Chinks are attempting to spin this whole situation into "China is selflessly helping the rest of the world", except they're just pissing off more and more countries with tissue-paper equipment

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>muh fearmongering
Neck yourself Karen

Why is drumpf so retarded?

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LMAO LITERALLY FUCK CHINESE PEOPLE

i hope it gets much worse but i think itll be practically business as usual after a few million die

The time it's taking to get to 2 million infected is phenomenally faster than the time to get to 1 million. Obviously expected but surreal seeing it.

I wonder what it's like living in a third-world shithole like New York City

shut up nigger

nypost.com/2020/04/10/coronavirus-patients-report-strange-new-symptom-fizzing/
Nigger, wtf is fizzing?

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>why is Argentina
Lurk the fuck more

>fearmongering
The fact that you are here at all shows how easy it is to sway your opinions

kill yourself,chink

it’s definitely a black swan but if you think it’s slowing down you’re naive

is slow cause people are aware of diseases and how they spread so if measures can be taken to prevent they are being practiced. raises questions about how/why a virus like this had such an impact.

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What fucking bothers me the most is that I cant go out to buy shit, sometimes it's tiresome to be near your family but is sad its when they are not there for you.

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Krakatoa really erupted.
I am still waiting C2019Y4 meteor hitting earth.

>Imagine thinking the bubonic plauge would be a happeing kek
1/3 of the population of Europe

Some of them are lying. Who is it?

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If they didnt have to act like chinks at all times they could've spun it that way. But their chinkyness got in the way and fucked them

gotta hit 3 million infected and 160k deaths by end of 14 april to maintain doubling per 7 days
do you think she can do it, boys?

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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It's literally just a bad flu

I think it's mostly ironic shitposting, but I really fucking doubt it is, seeing what the current state of Yas Forums has become.

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Fuck chinks

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???

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 531,257 (20,555) #2 Spain 163,027 (16,606) #3 Italy 152,271 (19,468) #4 France 129,654 (13,832) #5 Germany 124,908 (2,736) #6 China 81,953 (3,339) #7 United Kingdom 78,991 (9,875) #8 Iran 70,029 (4,357) #9 Turkey 52,167 (1,101) #10 Belgium 28,018 (3,346) #11 Switzerland 25,107 (1,036) #12 Netherlands 24,413 (2,643) #13 Canada 23,318 (653) #14 Brazil 20,727 (1,124) #15 Portugal 15,987 (470) #16 Austria 13,806 (337) #17 Russia 13,584 (106) #18 Israel 10,743 (101) #19 South Korea 10,480 (211) #20 Sweden 10,151 (887) #21 Ireland 8,928 (320) #22 India 8,446 (288) #23 Ecuador 7,257 (315) #24 Chile 6,927 (73) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Norway 6,409 (119) #27 Poland 6,356 (208) #28 Australia 6,303 (56) #29 Japan 6,005 (99) #30 Denmark 5,996 (260) #31 Romania 5,990 (291) #32 Czech Republic 5,902 (129) #33 Pakistan 5,011 (86) #34 Malaysia 4,530 (73) #35 Philippines 4,428 (247)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +28,381 (+1,808) #2 United Kingdom +5,233 (+917) #3 Turkey +5,138 (+95) #4 France +4,785 (+635) #5 Spain +4,754 (+525) #6 Italy +4,694 (+619) #7 Iran +1,837 (+125) #8 Russia +1,667 (+12) #9 Belgium +1,351 (+327) #10 Netherlands +1,316 (+132) #11 Canada +1,170 (+84) #12 Peru +951 (+12) #13 Brazil +938 (+56) #14 India +846 (+39) #15 Ireland +839 (+33) #16 Switzerland +556 (+34) #17 Romania +523 (+21) #18 Portugal +515 (+35) #19 Sweden +466 (+17) #20 Chile +426 (+8) #21 Mexico +403 (+39) #22 Poland +401 (+27) #23 Saudi Arabia +382 (+5) #24 United Arab Emirates +376 (+4) #25 Israel +335 (+6) #26 Indonesia +330 (+21) #27 Pakistan +316 (+20) #28 Ukraine +308 (+4) #29 Serbia +275 (+3) #30 Austria +246 (+18) #31 Belarus +245 (+4) #32 Colombia +236 (+20) #33 Philippines +233 (+26) #34 Singapore +191 (+1) #35 Malaysia +184 (+3)…

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I pray that this would get worse

Even better if it spreads in animals and back to humans

Do you do sport? If your nervous system is heavily used, you may feel some kind of sleepy while not being able to sleep, and you get a weird feeling.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a scientist from the CDC, and participated on the first corona-virus experiments on Wuhan Institute of Virology. What things do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn viruses"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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this sure as fuck isn't a black plague tier pandemic

The static feeling you get when a body part turns numb is what I interpreted. Also the burning sensation of the skin

Go put on a yellow vest an fling shit at nurses frog

>buzzing sensation across the body
It sounds like a CNS effect.

mods placed their most miserable jani to bake this thing non-stop
just troll the poor fuck he's easily triggered

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who knows what really happened in china. we might have surpassed that amount already wihtout knowing

China can't and doesn't want to regulate its industry really

Holy shit this ancient pasta

These threads are pretty slow no huh. Comfy.

How many niggers will die?

Shut up Nathan Wang
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Corona-chan is neuro invasive. It looks like it's attacking the nervous system, making it feel like there's electricity/tingling going on in the skin.

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Based

this

Of course not but to dismiss it as if it's nothing would be equally retarded

Everybody is full of shit, inconsistent testing criteria, selective reporting

But you can infer the level of happening by hospitalization/ICU numbers

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Oh fuck I thought I mightve had corona 3 weeks ago and I felt that in my legs. Too bad I cant get tested here

based and redpilled

Germany, China, Canada are definitely lying. Russia's exporting all their infected to China.

>it's tiresome to be near your family
My family argue & quarrel all the time.
It's all so tiresome

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What their citizens do reflects on them poorly. They should be controlling their exports. Especially at a time like this

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A GUY IN JAPAN GOT MENINGITIS FROM THIS SHIT

I totally can see the retarded burgers from that time saying that one was a nothingburger and a hoax because it didnt hit the US hard.

Why do western glownigger media push this narrative?

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God I wish we could purge people.

Lmao kill yourself samefag shill
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

>A few hundred dead per day and the crematoriums can't cope
>A few hundred dead per day and we're digging grave pits.

Man, getting rid of bodies is really a logistical challenge.
Imagine if you had to get rid of six million bodies.
Imagine the size of those grave pits and how conspicuous and obvious the evidence would be.

Imagine if you had to cremate even 1/3 of that.
Imagine the logistical challenge that would present.
Imagine carrying out such an operation whilst fighting a 2 front total war and being starved for resources.

All this is really making me do a BIG THINK.

kill yourselves

> nostalgic copypasta

*sniff*

All of them are lying to a degree. We can't know for sure whether their omitting numbers from the official reports, or that they're using inaccurate reports to skew the figures.
However, China and Iran is notable for doing this.

In case of war.

of course,but people were acting (Some still are) as if this is some world ending shit

we can see your id Zhang

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You also glow red, chang.

lol?

CORONAVIRUS

ARGENTINA

Kek. Haven’t seen this in a very long time.

This time he's protected against corona, don't worry user.

Because they're owned by china

Was thinking about how Corona is going to be 10 year olds' version of the 9/11 experience. How do you think it will affect their generational outlook?

You're all going to die to this virus.

youtube.com/watch?v=H66pRH6WDrE

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Do p95s filter out the virus? Wheres our mask chart at boys?

Sauce nigger

Cremating bodies is easy, the problem is they separate the ashes instead of just burning bodies in mass batches.

Imagine dying to virus just to make me laugh

Akihabara (Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo) on weekends, which is usually full of people, is also quiet and many stores are closed, but the maid cafe “Gakuen Maid Cafe & Bar @ Heart of Hearts” opened (opened) due to a difficult decision. I was
At the store, female clerks dressed as maids are obliged to take temperature readings and wear masks. We are asking customers to use alcohol disinfectants when entering the store. "We will try to prevent infection as much as possible and continue to operate while watching the situation. There are staff lives and some customers are in trouble," says Mr. Chappo, the store manager. The policy is to discuss business continuation every day.
Maid cafés are restaurants, but since the business format varies from store to store, such as late-night sales and alcoholic beverages, it seems unclear whether or not compensation is eligible. Mr. Chappie smiled at patrons while saying, "I am worried that I will be closed due to unclear remedies and there may be no compensation."

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Well, we know that China and Iran are corrupt authoritarian shitholes, so they're definitely lying. The western countries on the left side are probably just underreporting.

I'm tired of people telling the obvious, that can't recognise they're at the place where most literally were in quarantine before that thing was ever an option. You deserve every shitpost.

I would love to see that

We weren't really a country at time height of the black death. We were colonies but even then it wasn't at the peak of the plauge. But we've had a close call in 1920 east la where we had to quarantine part of the city

Fuck your talking about macaco de favela

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Here you are, user. P95s should be fine.

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>The End is Nigh
End?
It hasn't even begun yet.

The death count in America & Europe has just begun

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Based Garico

We can see your ID newfag chink

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32251791
>usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-07/japans-7-eleven-worker-infected-with-coronavirus-another-case-likely-caused-meningitis

What Foreign Affairs? That's the fucking CFR

not if I overdose on weed in quarantine first lmao

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It might come a little later because of the weekend processing slump

I used to believe that. Then out of fucking nowhere Western European countries began pulling nursing home deaths out of their asses by the hundreds. Makes you wonder why they never reached the hospitals.

>we were colonies during the Black Death
THAT WAS THE MID-14th CENTURY
kys faggot

No the world definitely wont end but itll be drastically different from now on

comparing a massive amount of sudden deaths no country prepared for to the millions of provoked deaths the nazi war machine planned troughout the timespan of 5 years.

Respect to higher baker.

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>Cremating bodies is easy
Only if the bodies have enough bodily fat and/or you have plenty of fuel to burn them.

P95 is fine. The number represents the filters ability to block particles. The letter designates what the filter can handle (e.g "p" filters are oilproof).

There was another huge wave of it in the 1600s in England

Dumbass the black plauge is called the black death as well. You know it never went away right? Europe had a couple scares even after the peak of it. You retarded fuck

100 CANS OF BEANS
100 CANS OF DEENZ
10 JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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Wow, a comment that delivers! Thanks!

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kek american history

I thought argentinians were based. Either that or you're a chink.

Partly because positive news don't get the same clicks as negative ones.
Mostly because they don't want to be seen fraternizing with the "enemy".

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>american education

How fucked is South Dakota? They haven't enforced a quarantine or put out physical distancing guidelines or anything

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The party wasted money on VPNs, you can't fool anyone with such low quality shilling.
Get nuked Chang.

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youtu.be/XoQd8emn-5o

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>only of there is enough body fat
Americans are around 60% obese, i think we are fine.

Latin America is getting redpilled as fuck, China is fucked.

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Masks are so expensive or hard to find now...

I won't shave my head tho.

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Stop hijacking our general.

but trump said it was just sniffles....

You guys known that Europe still had bubonic plauge pop up the 1700s right? It wasnt as bad as the peak but you retarded fuck truly believe it just disappeared

Brain sizzle

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN, woodenshoed chang.
Stay safe anyways.

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>the nazi war machine planned troughout the timespan of 5 years.
Given they were planned, there is a conspicuous lack of ANY documents planning it.

500 people infected? That’s half their population!