Halt right there citizen, what reason do you have for leaving home?
Halt right there citizen, what reason do you have for leaving home?
Caleb Peterson
Robert Ward
I need to buy some lotus biscuits, those little shits are good as hell. Love me some biscoffs.
Matthew Moore
Pig hunting season?
Ryder Allen
Planning on testing some Resurrection Powers. See ya at the bar Cletus.
Jordan Morris
I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY
Ayden Campbell
I'm home though.
Dylan Brooks
WwW...Weed Sir!!
Jaxon Peterson
Me: *removes facemask*
Officer: Sorry my white brother, please go about your business
Nathan Watson
No sir, please I just want to buy some milk.
Gabriel Gomez
Lincoln Allen
I... I... I'm just taking out the trash. P..please don't shoot!
Samuel Cruz
Tendies and vidya! L..leave me alone, pig!!! ;___;
Wyatt Scott
I'm just going to my friend's to play a game of twister
Carter Ross
>leaf
rofl have you seen the rcmp cowards? all chinks, shitskins, and women
fuck this faggot country
Jonathan Gutierrez
I'm heading to a meeting with my dad at the FBI headquarters. Any other questions?
Wyatt Taylor
Exercise, Officer Fatbody. Didnt know they made XXL plate carriers. When's the last time you did PT? The academy?
Adam Ortiz
Anthony Harris
what you guys have thoughts about AGENDA 21? Is UN really on it? Or just some conspiracy theorists wet dream?
Austin Sanchez
Owen Diaz
Fuck off commie.
Bentley Peterson
Ji I am sorry but my toilet is too clean, I have to shit on the street and let the oder fly to the houses to i feel like home again ji please move aside or, I shit you not, you will not like it ji, thank you
Jayden Miller
m.huffingtonpost.in
something is going on...chips and now this
Noah James
I'm trying to kill a demon.
Landon Sullivan
>I'm an essential employee. See you later, officer.
Gabriel Ortiz
My ex girlfriend is driving me to go get weed
Nicholas Diaz
I'm an essential worker officer. I'm a beta male cuckold and my girlfriend needs me to not be there at home.
Jayden Martin
Based wageslave. Nice digits.
Isaiah Miller
Nice bricks and symbolism
How about you fucking kill yourself
David Thomas
>at work
>having some with my tea
Nigga, I'd let you pass.
Zachary Williams
HANDS ON YOUR TITS! NOW!
Bentley Adams
Essential and I pay your salary btfo I’m a taxpayer, go beat up a nigger oh, that’s right we don’t have any niggers here.
Kevin Lopez
To lick your boots and be punished by daddy government.
Mason Ward
Understood, here is your cuck gold pass, present this to all authorities from here on out.
Brandon Howard
Image related
Brandon Bailey
Gotta spend my stimulus check at Walmart foo
Gavin Myers
>halt right there
Dylan Kelly
to get essential supplies for the essentially open liquor store.
Elijah Lewis
My hunting rifle negates your Kevlar. My son also has the drop on you piggy.
Nite Nite jackboot.
Jeremiah Ross
Freedom of Assembly, faggot
Nicholas Roberts
Gotta pay my taxes.
Mason Thompson
you're a fool if you believe that
Easton Nelson
Based
Jordan Ramirez
Nice pmag
Andrew Morgan
The people much higher in the government than you require me to work
Easton Davis
>HE SAID COFF
>OPEN FIRE
Sebastian Edwards
>what reason do you have for leaving home?
non of your fucking business, cowboy
Lucas Thompson
Revoked and what did you call me?
Jackson Lopez
I'm going to get some beer, faggot. Now get the fuck out of my way.
Jordan Adams
WITH YOUR HANDS BELOW YOUR FEET, CRAWL ON YOUR STOMACH WHILE DOING A BARREL ROLL OF AT LEAST 1/4 ROTATION EVERY 2 SECONDS AND SING THE ENTIRE MUSICAL MISS SAIGON!! DO IT OR YOU'RE DEAD!
Logan Carter
nigga, I'm organizing a prayer group with my homies,
Colton Ward
I have to go to work to feed people in quarantine.
Chase Peterson
In that situation I would have just stayed on the ground and shit my pants full
Kayden Russell
Go back sucking dicks
Andrew Williams
sorry sir, was going to the grocery store officer, yes sir, thank you for your service officer sir *slurp*
Jackson Lopez
My neighbor is a cop and he’s had 2 parties since all of this has started. All the cops where I live are red necks and don’t give a fuck about social distancing lol
Sebastian Thomas
A sober person would have probably but that dude was drunk af. That cop should have gotten a prison sentence and his CO should have as well.
Logan Carter
On my way to fuck your mom pig.
Chase Williams
had to do this the other day except i work in a box factory.
Id rather have 80% tbqh
Nathaniel Phillips
I WANT TO TELL MY LOCKDOWN STORY WHICH OCCURRED SAT. 04/10
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I went to Wal Mart for groceries.
On my way home I began being followed by a police car.
The car followed me until I pulled into my driveway and then turned on it’s lights.
A cop got out and asked what I was doing, and listened to the above story.
Two more cop cars came and took my story from my car window.
Finally, a man with a face mask arrived and kind of interrogated me; asking again where I had come from and asking if I had just come from some place other than Wal Mart.
The man in the mask then said he was just going to (code# can’t remember) the case and let me go.
When they were about to leave and I was unloading groceries I finally asked,
‘What was I pulled over for?’
They said it’s considered disorderly conduct and trespassing to be out driving right now.
So EVEN IF YOU ARE DOING ESSENTIAL ACTIVITIES, a cop can deem you DRIVING as NON-ESSENTIAL and arrest you if they want to.
Hope this helps someone. You can be no-cause pulled over anytime rn.
Charles Martinez
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Adrian Moore