/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3135

► Detected: 1,775,176 (+76,295) ► Died: 108,544 (+5,857) ► Day: 93 (-03:20:15)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,251 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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Africa to lose 20 million jobs due to crisis
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Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive
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Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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>INFO
New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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17 year old without conditions dies in the US
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Infection might cause male infertility
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>REMINDER
NYC official says morgues are full
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LATEST
22:30: 236 new cases and 20 new deaths in Colombia
22:16: 83 new cases and 1 new death in New Mexico
22:13: 383 new cases and 24 new deaths in Colorado
22:01: 69 new cases and 1 new death in Alberta, Canada
21:56: 573 new cases and 38 new deaths in Brazil
21:55: 962 new cases and 91 new deaths in Germany

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youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU
youtu.be/ybaVWcH_zBQ
gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/733480/poea-suspends-deployment-of-health-workers-abroad/story/
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has anybody else noticed a lot of normies seething in disbelief about empty shelves? when do you think they’re going to chimp out and start raiding?

Time to pray for corona to get stronger

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>Dead: 108,924
lol, still only 108,924.
How many days has it been stuck at 108,924? Four days? Five days?

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i expected more from la when they announced prolonged lockdown

based

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>1775210 infected
>108544 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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what empty shelves?

Obligatory posting as always

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>tfw you're so cute for this world, you have to bring it's end to tread on it

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WOW

IT'S

LITERALLY

NOTHING

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I was thinking about that. We've seen a rise in domestic disputes, spousal abuse, child abuse etc. etc.
And that's after just a few weeks of the lightest "lockdown" I've ever heard of. What would these people do if shit really got bad? Like wartime rationing and stuff like that.

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Dj user back from a three day ban, a day off, and 16 straight hours of sleep. I feel a hell of a lot better now, but I’m still not happy about having to fucking work.

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Arrest all people still holding religious services on Easter. If you are willing to spread a lethal disease throughout the community, you should be forcefully removed from that community.

No, but the worst economic depression in a century.

so we have a virus that is being successfully treated with drugs designed for a parasite and bacteria. hmmm

I pray 3 times a day

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why shrumpf is not MAGAing his way out of corona?

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Very good user

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How bad is it now?

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Holy shit Gary. Welcome back man.

Imagine unironically using Bonnie's cooked number

Why hello there CEO of Based

>not being a super-spreader to accelerate the collapse

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More than the day before

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Saved, this will make the libtards go CRAZY!

First they took the masks
then they took the toilet paper
now they're going for the baby formula
China is going to fuck us out of products on our own soil

>WOW

>IT'S

>LITERALLY

>NOTHING
explain this

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>Total lockdown still spreading

CHINA JUST STOLE EPI GEAR FROM BRAZIL AND TRY TO SELL US BACK.

POLICE RAIDED THE PLACE IN SAO PAULO, FOUND 2 MILLIONS MASKS 15 THOUSAND COVID19 TESTS AND GUNS!!!!

BRAZIL CHINA COMMERCE CHAMBER MEMBER ARREST.

there's not even a shortage, people overbought initially and they couldn't restock quick enough.
my store if full now and doing fine, leave the house and check yours and you'll see the same thing.

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The measuring may be some days behind.

Propably half of the 1st lockdown. Than they will open it up and everything will repeat, but x10

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good

>Thank you China

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>capitalism at work
Bwaah why doesnt it help me when people with money buy things

When are your gangs gonna start hunting slants? I cant wait for the news stories

Source?

South Africa these last days:
youtube.com/watch?v=Y214ISYijkM

Couple days ya few weeks nah

You're posting like that will stop people and absolute retards from congregating and shiiiieeeeeettttt
I don't really know why user but there's this feeling that I can't shake off when staring at her
>Krakatoa erupting
>Ebola-chan and Corona-chan in the Congo
Just a usual day nothing much

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Just the flu bros. Shoahing your economy for the flu is totally normal right lads?

>police here are pulling over everyone and asking them why they are driving

>if not going home or shopping you get fined

>people think this will simply go away when it makes revenue from fines

niggers in philly getting kicked off of the bus because they're not wearing masks
top lel
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586645559393.webm

Lets go Corona Chan and Trump san. Get the browns outs.

just got a new job making 10% more than my old one. supposed to start next week. what are the odds the company goes under before i even start?

Source the shit out of that

SOURCE

Sauce?

So no change?

Who /wishes nothingburgerfags were right but unfortunately they are catastrophically wrong/?

I know the feel user

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Wtf does that have to do with anything?

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Based Stevie Wonder.

GOOGLE IT YOU FUCKING CHINK

but here

politica.estadao.com.br/blogs/fausto-macedo/policia-prende-10-por-roubo-de-2-milhoes-de-mascaras-e-15-mil-testes-de-coronavirus/

>implement rule about wearing masks
>nigger flaunts it
>refuses to leave
>gets dragged off
>rule gets removed due to outrage
he a gud boy he didnt do nutin rong

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Many lost their jobs due to the lockdown so there was a spike in looting n' sheeit

You need to tell more about what the company does, you excellent man.

Fucking finally, oh and
>Blatant Sabotage and robbery of essential gear
What the fuck I love hues now

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Food has definitely come back after the initial mass buying. But the problem is with food production. It's going to be harder to move food from farms to shelves or factories. Food is gradually becoming more scarce. Milk is already being dumped everywhere in Wisconsin.

me

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literally fucking nothing

I just wish they'd stay in their own threads instead of shitting up these ones

Says nothing about them being chinks, this sounds like everyday in gangland br

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Record low black unemployment. Record low black population. Record high black deaths

>911

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no its not real coronavirus doesnt exist and never has

they did that meeting where they did that preparation drill for a "coronavirus" pandemic in november

that should tell you right there its complete fraud

thinking everything is going back to normal you can say that all you want but nothing this crazy has ever happened

do you even understand so far what has happened the entire world has been shut down?

this never happened ever in history

so theres grounds for this being the actual legitimate end of things

you cant say forever things are going back things are going back things are going back

at some point youre living in the new world order

most people arent even working right now

theyre losing money and still havnt got those checks

and if anything those checks cause hyperinflation and cause another problem where nobody can afford food

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fucking wow. i can't believe you nerds are still talking about this. i left on a three week cruise through the carribean and just got back, and it's like you never stopped posting. sad.

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>china fucks us out of products on our own soil
The whole system is designed to facilitate this. Sell to whoever is willing to pay the most, ignore literally everything else.

You're supposed to source breaking news that isn't daily numbers (since we all know where to find those), you hysterical monkey.
>it's real
STEAM THE RICE PAY THE PRICE

please hue, now is the time
show no mercy

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slowly creeping up on that 0.1% of the world population mark

well we probably reached that already with all the unreported cases

based

Its amazing what happens when white man stops oppressing the blacks

and here

photo is from the place, prox 17h00+-

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All of this has got me pretty worried, should I start prepping?

The black people around me are growing restless and are starting to gather in groups.
I have no weapons.
Should I go and try to find some roof Koreans?

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>PER YEAR
>IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 6 MONTHS YET
>NUMBERS ARE STILL CLIMBING
>MIX IN BULLSHIT LIKE CAR CRASHES
I DIDN'T KNOW CAR CRASHES AND SURGERIES WERE CONTAGIOUS.

Brazil/China war now.

fair enough
suppose we'll be eating dry cereal for a while

yes?

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That's kind of fucked given you can't buy masks

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They made their own version of cvg like a week ago. It dided after first two...

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Glad to see ya, Gary #2

kys xi chingping

I don't understand Portuguese so it would be effortless to search...
But the thing you linked didn't say anything about Chinese.
The burden of proof is upon you.

dramatic story arc

>All of this has got me pretty worried, should I start prepping?
You should have started on January, you had until March at least.
But you know the saying, so now learn to swim

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Where were you when wuflu started killing more blacks than other blacks?

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Should've been prepping about 2 months ago nothingburger.

It will trigger mass surveillance, complete erosion of civil liberties and millions of death around the world from poverty, destitution and starvation.

>dont worry about deaths that arent diseases
The state of retards

The reinfection/weak immunity thing is pretty scary desu

There may never be a vaccine. Might get this shitty virus over and over and it will just shave 5 years off everyone's life

I'm enjoying the ride, this world needs a reset anyway

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I’m starting a motion to name him Larry.

SHUT UP HERE THE GUY ARRESTED

videos.band.uol.com.br/16784163/delegada-geral-confirma-que-marcos-zheng-e-representante-chines.html

MARCOS ZHENG, REPRESENTATIVE OF SHANGAI COMMERCE CHAMBER. HE HAD A MEETING WITH SOME GOVERNORS ABOUT SELLING THE EPI TO THEM.

there are plenty of good milk substitutes out there

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>not wanting the greatest happening of your life time
>not wanting a completely world changing event

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nah, everyone will have to resupply soon and now is the perfect time to quickly get that 6-12 months of food before it really goes bad.

For how long tho.

Yeah there was a solid 40 minutes of no shill posting. It was a much needed break

They're not comparable you fucking faggot.
You can't pass on a car crash to your neighbor.

here
videos.band.uol.com.br/16784163/delegada-geral-confirma-que-marcos-zheng-e-representante-chines.html

Anons should be worrying about next winter desu

Found the chinks

>they did that meeting where they did that preparation drill for a "coronavirus" pandemic in november

This tells me Canada called up the US and said China just stole SARS from us. pic related.

I get it the future is not looking good and is scary for some. I am not here to predict the future I am here to make sure we understand what happened and why so we can punish those responsible.

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Anybody with a huge pile of masks right now is a chink 100%

Thank you you fucking banana. Finally some good news at this time. Hope that fuckwad gets hanged ala Favela Style

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>MARCOS ZHENG, REPRESENTATIVE OF SHANGAI COMMERCE CHAMBER. HE HAD A MEETING WITH SOME GOVERNORS ABOUT SELLING THE EPI TO THEM.
Oh my fucking god

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>It will trigger mass surveillance, complete erosion of civil liberties
So a normal day in bongland?

I feel like there is a lot more to gain. Anti chink sentiment isn't big enough. Tranies amd kikes will swiftly go back to their clown bullshit if we go back now.

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Jary sounds better

The holy Corona is not a virus, it's the cure for a virus, that which is parasites in human form. Holy Corona (crown) can take me along for all I care, I'd rather die than live in a world without her saving grace.

Want to bet?

FUCKING CHIINKS HUE BRO

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Surround your property with cyanide laced fried chicken.

Viruses do mutate to become less lethal until they're endemic. And despite the R0 scare stories the spread of this virus is just strange, very uneven and about as organic as the chink's CFR.

>Marcos Zheng
top kek

based and dashcampilled

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Yes I do want to bet. I want you to fucking prove to me that car crashes are contagious and not just you driving through your neighbors house. Because again, not comparable.

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>here, we're giving back what we took, be thankful
What is wrong with these bugpeople?

Based and big if true

>mfw the fucking hues were the first to actively denounce and remove chink niggadry off their country

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>Marcos Zheng
lmao

Talking Covid with anons on Animal Crossing. This is peak comfy.

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harvests here are failing because no cheap migrant labor can move across eu borders it’s a problem everywhere probably

We only have 25 recovered which shows that we are not following up on ""recovered" patients. It is extremely important that we test to make sure that they are negative. But pic related doesn't fill me with confidence and the link below shows how important it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU

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Only downhill from here.

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Can america lend brazil some nukes to use?

it’s probably mostly a bunch of normie women flapping out that they can’t go out and cheat on their husbands or boyfriends for a while.

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youtu.be/ybaVWcH_zBQ

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Already had a death in the family. Only uphill now imo.

Waiting for the rioting so I can kill my neighbour.

Buy dried milk

We just got 7 new cases. Things are looking fine.

gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/733480/poea-suspends-deployment-of-health-workers-abroad/story/
>Nurses getting buttblasted that they can't go outside the country to work(other countries have better pay compared to nurses working in philippines)
>Hurr durr, patriotism can't bring food to the table
This will be fun, at least the government is now paying hard for shitting nurses hard by giving them shitty wages inappropriate for their work.

>tell me the story about that pandemic you experienced, grandpa

>"well yes, once upon a time we prayed to moloch to spawn a happening by checking digits in a Taiwanese basket-weaving forum owned by a man named hiroshima gookmoot, then proceeded to actually spawn a happening in the form of disease so we depicted it as a Chinese woman in a qipao and we made her breasts expand based on how many people are dying"

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We should stop sending iron to chin i wanna to see them keep production without the second biggest exporter of iron trading with them

Based. I cant wait for Vancouver riots part 3. The city is already boarded up

Who died?
Rioting's gonna be a blast.

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It almost makes up for that one spaming retard. Brazil, nuke china and I will forgive you

Brazil exports s/o/y to chinkland