My wife and I are both white Americans, so take that how you will. We have been trying to get pregnant for a few months now with no luck. We have both been tested with great results. My question is, is there any validity to what posistion you make the deposit in? We have done doggy and missionary creampies with no luck. I have tried other ways but honestly it's hard to bust when my body is all contorted and my legs in weird positions. I have talked to a few friends who have kids and gotten different answers. The mexicans basically say just keep her full of cum as often as possible. Whites are the ones who have told me about strange posistion. I dont really want to ask my Dad about it honestly. I guess I want to hear opinions of other Dadnons. I have a good sperm count and a healthy sex life. Wife is definetly not on the pill and was also given the A.ok by a specialist. Indont want any left wing ideas either. Crystal's and inscents ain't gunna help
Pregnancy
Have you tried giving her some big black dick?
You have to be some genetic dead ends
I busted a few nuts into some random roastie for like 2 weeks and got her pregnant.
She is taking pills behind your shoulders. She doesn't want a baby. She loves black cock.
What does that even mean.
>go fuck in the toilets of an amusement park and then go for a roller coaster ride together
Try to not jerk off or have sex for a day or two and then bust one in her.
Your sperm is less potent if you bang daily. Also I impregnated my wife in two positions cowgirl and missionary
Many people say it's all about timing. I think I am going to try the "keepin her full" technique
How old are you two? If you’re less than 30 there’s no reason whatsoever as to why two fertile adults can’t conceive. Unless she’s been slamming Plan Bs every other morning because she secretly resents the idea of you impregnating her (far more likely)
Depends on your ages, but it takes the average couple like 2 years to conceive. Now, that's the reported rate for couples that are trying to have a baby, the actual average time it takes two people fucking for the woman to get pregnant is much lower than that, but the fact is humans actually have pretty shitty fecundity. It'll take time, and then even if she does get pregnant a large number of pregnancies end before they're even detected.
t, not an authority on any of this so don't take random internet strangers advice too seriously.
You gotta cum in her every day for like 6 months straight before you start complaining, then you gotta go to a fertility doctor and get her on the pills, after a few months on that you’ll go to the injections, careful those are expensive as fuck
I have thought of that, but I dont know how as our bank accounts are connected and those pills cost like 85 bucks a piece.
She is the one who wants kids really bad and has had a few crys about it already.
DHEA + COQ10 for 6 mo.
Keto diet
Not moving/staying still after sex
Both of you stop drinking tap water
Actually really good replies. Thanks everyone. Seriously.
Ya'll stupid as hell.
OP, some questions for your wife:
- How long was she on birth control prior to this?
- What's her body fat %?
- How much sugar in her diet?
- Is she tracking her cycle?
Top left makes me cringe
Modern warfare is kikery
You didn’t answer how old you all are. Fertility becomes far more difficult post 30. Especially for women.
Put a pillow below her ass, missionary, cum multiple times without her moving.
Thanks man. It sounds pretty good. Many people have told me it takes time.
Could be hunting.
She is 25 I am 30. Both checked out by fertility doctors.
Hunting WHAT? A deer with an AK-47?
Just keep doing it.
Cum in her missionary style then have her lay on her back and pull her knees up towards her arm pits and stay like that for 10 minutes.
Like this.
You didn't answer my question about cycle tracking.
Also keto-user is right as well.
She took it for a few years but stopped taking it at least 3 years ago. Idk her exact percentage but she is child bearing chub. Doctors said she was healthy weight wouldn't effect. Her sugar intake isnt excessive, but high I'm sure as everything seems to have sugar in it. She tracks her cycle loosely. Admitidly could work harder on that
Just knocked wife up during quarantine.
We switch it up all the time, I’ve been taking supplements that help with sperm production and prostate health, but we fuck in all sorts of positions. I always try to get her to have orgasms and keep the sex going for enough time to get her soaking wet.
I dump massive loads as deep in her as I can and we always try to end on a mutual cum.
Take good vitamins not cheap discount shit, protect your cum performance with good health,Stay hydrated.
You should probably start a subscription for “super male vitality”
your sperm are duds, sir
I take zinc, fish oil, and vitamin C
Maybe have drinks 2 times a month.
Dont smoke. Lift more than cardio. Rarely eat out. Almost never fast food.
>My wife and I are both white Americans
Nah
Make sure you prep the bull first
Start tracking TODAY. I recommend the app Flo.
She's gonna need to cut down on the sugar big time, but you can't do normal keto because she's female. More info on that incoming because I gotta go check my book in the kitchen.
>white americans
stopped reading right there
>My wife and I are both white Americans, so take that how you will.
This is how I know your a non white larper. You sound like a faggot
She should learn when she ovulates and focus on inseminating her around that time.
No fap during this time too.
Father of three here. My wife did this and got pregnant with our last two within the first 2 months of trying. Timing ovulation is real and important.
>Listening to whites over listening to Mexicans who can't stop having kids
That's ok man. Dont gotta stay
Thanks man. Appreciate it.
I want to "not stop having kids"
That's the point.
I get you canr even make her cum. Get her drunk and soggy wet and then pump that bitch fast n furious style and cum deep inside her. As deep as you can dicklet
Dude. I'm the one who has to take a while to cum. T. Circumsized.
She is worn out by the time I am ready.
I'm not bragging, I wish I could cum in 5 mins.
Yeah it comes down to potency more than anything. When we got pregnant she was on top and I even pulled out after the first pump, but that didn’t matter she still got pregnant.
OP, try saving up for like two weeks and then do it at night, right before going to sleep that way your guys have time to do their thing.
it'll happen eventually just keep fucking
He just said he got checked you since and he's fine.
OP, statistically a woman has 30% chance of becoming pregnant following sex once she has released her egg, but you should be pregnant within a year if you just relax about it and keep having sex. The more she stresses about it the less "willing" her body becomes. Also, she should track her cycle more tightly and you should have most sex around then. Make sure she is aroused and orgasms if possible, as female orgasm tends to bring cervix down into the vagina in her spasms and dips the opening of it in any sperm that pools at the very bottom of her vagina.
Show this to your wife
Part 1
Don't know if you are still here but I have a tip for you, it requires waiting a few days to build up your mojo (it is purely psych at this point).
Sperm are like raffle tickets, you want more of them for sure but you can't think of it as a oh we had sex today, one load of x amount of sperm. you need an all day fuck session, you need multiple loads on a same day.
contrary to popular (mistaken belief) the first sperm in does NOT a baby make. you are launching am invasion - a literal genetic assault on her body to claim and mark her as yours in the most final - finate - primal way imaginable. You need several sperm to make it to the egg, the first few WILL NOT fertilize it, what they do is attach - attack the egg amd weaken the outer layer. Only with a sufficient pounding from the assaulting sperm can one actually breach and make entry - only then will you have achieved victory. So think of each creampie as a wave landing on D-Day, knly a few will get to the bunker, but you need more than one to do a proper stack up and breach of the bunker's defenses.
tldr: Multiple sessions in one day NOT multiple days in a row.
Keto for waifu part 2
This is why must continue spreading the horror of circumcision
If you've both been tested and you're both fertile then just do the standard shit; eat only unprocessed food, exercise and cum in your girl every day. Don't over complicate it.
The other alternative of course that she is taking the pill behind your back.
homie you should be speaking to a fertility specialist, but really it comes down to timing. she's only truly fertile a few days of the month. the mexican's were kind of right with the keep her pumped full because that just increases your chances of delivering on those potential days.