/brit/pol/ happy nice edition

>Coronavirus may prove boost for UK's bees and rare wildflowers
theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/09/coronavirus-may-prove-boost-for-uks-bees-and-rare-wildflowers

>Coronavirus: PM making 'very good progress' after night of playing games and watching films
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-playing-games-and-watching-films-in-hospital-11971837

>Let's dispel the myth that coronavirus victims were all at death's door
spectator.co.uk/article/let-s-dispel-the-myth-that-coronavirus-victims-were-all-at-death-s-door/amp

>Coronavirus: Former Hull factory to be turned into mortuary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-52247745

>Thinking of reporting someone’s lockdown behaviour? Think again
wired.co.uk/article/coronavirus-lockdown-report-neighbours

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>/brit/pol/

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turn that "frown" into a military victory

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Alright lads

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My quango employer furloughed all upper management who have do-nothing jobs-for-the-boys anyway. So now the government will pay them 80% (or less depending on the caps) while the employer will top up the salaries to 100% so they won't lose any money and just get a free holiday.

Meanwhile grunts like me will continue to do all the work, none of our objectives have changed in scope, except we have extra reporting to do so that the less numerous management can cope with micromanaging us.

Utter scandal IMHO.

Hello Nads, how are you?

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sick of this scene man, no one's real

no one's stabbed man, no one's killed

shit one liners, no one's skilled

if i don't say this, no one will

i coomed in 13 seconds, thanks

nothing is real on the internet ya nelly

evening, how are the libdems doing

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calm it down lad

How many people die from the common flu daily in the UK?

>sick of this scene man, no one's real
oh you were just spitting bars bruv, dw

scene's full of pricks, man no one tries, making up shit LARPs no one buys

Nads sounds like a knight, amazing!

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Not enough

fuck off back to your own country

Good
Bad

based return of the king

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Black by birth, British by grace of god.

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A West Country man has been given a 15 year extended sentence – the first nine years of which will be served in custody – after he admitted raping a teenage girl he followed off a Bristol bus.
Michael Murray, 29, of no fixed address, followed his victim off the No. 24 bus when it stopped on Stapleton Road before attacking her on nearby Belle Vue Road on 9 January.
His victim was able to provide a detailed description of her attacker and Murray was caught after detectives found CCTV footage of him in the area around the time of the incident.
Murray appeared via video link at Bristol Crown Court on Tuesday (7 April) where he pleaded guilty to rape and a separate charge of common assault in which he hit a woman’s face with a lit cigarette after she rebuffed his advances.

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How are things lads

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Fuck off triptrannie

>+20

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>Hospitals in Britain are running out of body bags and wrapping coronavirus victims in bed sheets, claim funeral directors
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8211091/Hospitals-Britain-running-body-bags-wrapping-coronavirus-victims-bed-sheets.html

Don't be rude lad

lol look at his face. S U B H U M A N

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(((Polls)))

Real numbers would be 20% remain 80% leave which can be translated in 20% gets the rope while the rest are based

I'll wet you up

Just opened a can and drank directly from it habitually. Been nice knowing you.

>tfw carrying water for the globalists has been deemed unPC
BASED

Have you lads seen the pictures of the newborn babies in a Bangkok hospital being given little face masks to protect them from coronavirus?

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Jesus Christ

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Anyone else hate Timmy?

you're moist like you must've swam pham

no but that does sound very sweet

He just disgusts me now

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timmehposting is terrible
leave the poor schizo alone

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Hey Nads, yeah they are all daft cunts.

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we know it's a media hyped fake virus.

i don't even read britpol threads because of the bs mainstream propaganda it pushes

Rate me norf FC imitation.
Will post yank imitation next.
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tempted to shave head, anyone had any luck cutting hair by themselves?