/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3133

► Detected: 1,771,551 (+72,716) ► Died: 108,334 (+5,650) ► Day: 93 (-04:42:17)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,251 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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People abandoned, left to die in Canadian seniors residence
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Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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>INFO
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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NHS officials say Muslims are hardest hit in the UK
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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>REMINDER
China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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NYC official admits they are undercounting deaths
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
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>LATEST
20:24: 145 new cases and 11 new deaths in Egypt
20:20: 972 new cases and 46 new deaths in Connecticut
20:16: 1,210 new cases and 111 new deaths in Michigan
20:11: 1,886 new cases and 87 new deaths in Massachusetts
19:50: 1,293 new cases and 81 new deaths in Illinois
19:10: 252 new cases and 3 new deaths in Tennessee

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COOF

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COVID19 has killed more Americans in 1 week than H1N1 killed in an entire year.

>Argentina

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>401k recovered
>108k dead


Seems like a 20% death rate for months now

Why is drumpf so retarded?

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For gary

Which do you main /cvg/?

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Digits for who gets to coom in Bonnie's ass

hey carol did you hear what Sharon said at brunch?

she said only people with underlying conditions are dying from it

oh ya i heard about that too so what appetizer are you getting?

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Reminder:

Don't reply to chink copypasta.
Do not engage chink shills.
Nothingburgers get put against the wall and shot with lysol.

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DISNEY WORLD NEEDS TO REOPEN FOR THESE BOOMERS! IT IS IMPERATIVE!

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>Iran says plans to reopen economy soon fearing all-out collapse
heheheh

China is doing their best to blame America, now that they have topped Spain in deaths.
Nukes when?

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Apparently bolsonaro wants to reopen everything in the next 5 days, lmao

>my autistic son needs to go to disneyland

Guess how many % of Burger lands have hypertension and diabetes

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Rate

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I need you guys to settle on what C-Chan will look llike

A-B were almost universal consensus. Now everyone is fighting over C

>status

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Got bored of this site for a few weeks, has Yas Forums figured out that this is a giant scam yet?

To the Esti user whos father passed away in the hospital last thread, I hope you are feeling better.

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Nukes now

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it was mostly a grandpa and grandma remover

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I don't think red one should be C. There is litteraly only one image of it, even green has more. If anything it's more of a red eyes vs green eyes thing

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Tainted/10
Looks pretty good for you though brazil

I am

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>not even 100,000 deaths
can you say BIG FAT NOTHING BURGER?

With the Easter holiday tomorrow, let's all take a minute to remember how it all started.

After Jesus' death, a magic hunny came and tore his body into 7 pieces before spreading them across the world. It is said that whoever can find all 7 and reassemble them will be granted one wish by the resurrected son of God before the body parts scatter across the Earth once more. Today, we represent this with hunting for Easter eggs, so everyone can get the same sense of adventure.

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trash/10