Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist: >have to pay road (((tax))) >forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance))) >constantly have to buy (((petrol))) >all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer))) >only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient >drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are
vs the based bike >cheap to buy >cheap and fun to maintain >cheap and easy to upgrade >no tax >no fuel >great way to exercise >get to be fully immersed in nature >can go literally wherever you want
Come home, white man. Freely ride on the empty roads while corona has all the boomer cagers stuck inside. Cycling will cure your depression and change your life.
>Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist: Henry Ford?
Even Wikipedia gets this one right: The International Jew is a four-volume set of antisemitic booklets or pamphlets published and distributed in the early 1920s by Henry Ford, the American industrialist and automobile manufacturer. In spring 1920, Ford began using his personal newspaper, The Dearborn Independent, to chronicle what he considered the "Jewish menace".
Building cars is based and redpilled, so is fixing them. Being a lazy fuck that drives around in a car you paid for is not the same thing.
Connor Stewart
Take the electric-moped-pill.
Samuel King
i'm with you. i sold all my vehicles 11 years ago. have lived in san francisco, los angeles and phoenix and ride a bike everywhere i go. it's awesome and i feel like i've added years to my life from the exercise.
Robert Wood
Ford wanted to build cars that burned ethanol, so that farmers could power their own cars by making shitty moonshine, freeing them from the oil industry which had already become insanely powerful by that point, but his dreams were ruined by the temperance movement, since it became illegal to manufacture alcohol. The temperance movement was pushed so hard in part to fuck over his dream for the American people to have cheap, reliable transportation free from control of the oligarchs
Bikes only work in densely populated areas in this country. Most people here are too selfish and demand that others subsidize their rural snowflake lifestyle for bike transportation and infrastructure to be viable.
Jonathan Bennett
Exercise speeds up your metabolism, so it ages you faster.
Michael Perez
I will keep making them until Yas Forums takes the bikepill
Alexander Davis
I used to ride my bike everywhere. But then I moved to a place where it's not really possible 5 months out of the year due to ice and snow.
Jason Hernandez
They make my peepee go numb when I ride them.
Gabriel King
Riding a bike is impractical in mutt land. I need a ford raptor to get around.
Eli Sanchez
thats some next level broscience
Jason Anderson
Mods should really just remove the US flag - it's got to the point where you can always just tell by the posts
Nathan Walker
Stop posting and do your fucking job, Mr. President.
Adam Russell
>have to pay road (((tax))) Imagine not running farm diesel >forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance))) Millions of uninsured beaners rolling around wasted on Modelo says otherwise >constantly have to buy (((petrol))) My big scary truck gets about 30 mpg >all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer))) lol, wut. Learn to junkyard. >only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient I don't know what this means. Are you saying you can't build your own car? Because you can. It isn't hard. >drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are What are convertibles.
2/10, if the quality of your shitposting does not improve before your next performance review I'm going to be asking for your resignation
Wyatt Flores
That’s why I just lie around all day. Take the sloth pill.
Jack Smith
I drive 23 miles one way to work how the fuck will a bike help me?
Robert Gutierrez
To justify the lack of women in his life.
John Butler
I wish /n/ wasn't so slow.
Liam Rodriguez
>be bikefag >follow all rules of the road >retreat to the sidewalk if there is no bike lane or if i would block traffic >carniggers still try to run me off the road
Joseph Rodriguez
Nice try, not going to fall for your money-vacuum sink that is known as the car. Not paying taxes, not paying insurance, not paying for inspections, not paying for gas.
t. You're not getting my money. :3
David Rivera
I like it being slow, it means you can make threads and then just wait for replies to slowly come in over a few days instead of having to sit around for half an hour afterwards replying and making sure the thread doesn't 404.
Jack Torres
but ethanol makes the fuel tank rusty!
Samuel Price
>cleaning a chain with wash rather than wiping Form a permanent lube made essentially of it's own metal on the atomic level all the way through. Chains wear out anyway.
Gabriel Martinez
>I don't know what this means. Are you saying you can't build your own car? Because you can. It isn't hard. Your car will not run without fuel and oil from multibillion, multinational oil corporations. You also absolutely cannot build your own car. Buying a prebuilt engine from some globalist corporation does not count as building a car.
Evan Baker
>mix water and baking soda >fill fuel tank >use carriage bolt as cathode, tank as annode >rust magics itself onto the bolt >repeat a couple times, coat tank bikefags draw hentai or code for schlomo for a living
Tyler Morris
That's not lube, that's more like polishing paste.
Elijah Brooks
depends, how long does it take you to do those 23 miles each day and how much does it cost you ?
Carson Price
>Your car will not run without fuel and oil from multibillion, multinational oil corporations. A diesel will burn almost anything you shove in it, including vegetable oil. Gassers will run ethanol just fine as long as you replace any rubber parts and change the timing. Wood gas is an option in a pinch as well. I don't do these things because fuel is cheaper than milk. >You also absolutely cannot build your own car. Buying a prebuilt engine from some globalist corporation does not count as building a car. Ask your mom to take you to a junkyard some time, since your dad obviously isn't in the picture.
Lucas Hall
>A diesel will burn almost anything you shove in it, including vegetable oil. Definitely not a modern common rail diesel.
