► Detected: 1,765,524 (+66,689) ► Died: 108,042 (+5,358) ► Day: 93 (-06:21:00)

► Detected: 1,765,524 (+66,689) ► Died: 108,042 (+5,358) ► Day: 93 (-06:21:00)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,251 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
archive.is/FIr7H

Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
archive.is/D59U2

Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
archive.is/mJaJN

At least 54 patients under 30 have died in the US
archive.is/1G9wA

Panic hits Kenya as 17 members of parliament test positive
archive.is/URm9x

>INFO
Virus infects T lymphocytes, simultaneous coinfection possible
archive.is/zvbcU

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
archive.is/vUzXR

3 babies in Wuhan were born with COVID
archive.is/TbJHR

20 year old football player dies in the US
archive.is/su7Pj

>REMINDER
Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
archive.is/YdfDX

Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
archive.is/cLmse

"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

>LATEST
19:02: 139 new cases and 9 new deaths in the Dominican Republic
19:00: 145 new cases and 9 new deaths in Wisconsin
18:34: 91 new cases and 7 new deaths in Minnesota
18:33: 122 new cases in Iowa
18:32: 74 new cases and 6 new deaths in Oklahoma
18:31: 334 new cases and 7 new deaths in Rhode Island

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bc.ctvnews.ca/mobile/disappointing-and-frustrating-tourist-spots-and-ferries-busy-despite-long-weekend-warning-1.4892037
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7110025/
vimeo.com/402577241
twitter.com/PhdParody
youtube.com/watch?v=_42UafjXjmk
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1246222009849335810/photo/1
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1249013914446245889
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

In before shills and Jews

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But user, you are the jew

When did USA hit 20k? I thought yesterday's peak was ~18k. Did I literally miss a day of happenings?

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Who is ready for the weekend nothingburgers till they start reporting numbers properly again?

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Thread Number 3131 also fuck shills and Chink paid propaganda. Fuck that noise

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Remember guys the curve is flattened, it's now ok to go on vacation. Thanks for the updates bonnie

bc.ctvnews.ca/mobile/disappointing-and-frustrating-tourist-spots-and-ferries-busy-despite-long-weekend-warning-1.4892037

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Have you made a liquid offering to our beautiful pestilence goddess yet today, user?

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How can people say the virus isn't real when all the hospitals are full?

Hello Chink-Flaggot. Soon your flag is going to fall under memeflaggots

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USA
USA
USA

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vitamin C is not a meme

eat your oranges anons
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7110025/

Strap in lads
CCP inbound
Take your cue from this lass and shit in their buffet

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Nothingburgers are a special kind of breed

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CURVE
FLATTENED

doomers btfo

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ok then take the mark of the beast vaccination from bill gates if medical journals and science is for the high IQ

eternal torture because you wanted to think science was a real endeavor

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are the niggers dead yet?

i dont think this general will survive this weekend.
we had a good run

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Yah, they'll be here till Tuesday as she keeps quietly slaying

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>China has virus under control
>Every other economy is collapsing
>Rest of world relies on supplies from China
China is going to come out of this being the world superpower.

Ready for their bullshit, it's all ready started with french numbers...

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You forgot the title...

They take photos of empty lobbies because they have no idea that they separate people with contagious disease from the general populace

Guys the homeless are fucking up my garbage bins and the guy from across the street is complaining to me about the mess. I've already had to put on gloves to clean up my garbage TWICE. I don't want to fucking touch contaminated garbage everyday what do I do? FUCKING HOMELESS

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We just parrot that we're doing better than america. It's the canadian way. It doesn't matter how shit everything is here, as long as we can say were doing better than the states that means everything is fine here. People are in for a rude awakening when this spreads because no one is taking this seriously

Ching chong bing bong

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We need bring in the OG anti-virus expert

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try deaths instead of cases

open by easter confirmed!!!

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Re-posting from previous thread.
Is there any hope of recovering? Welfare and safety net programs that have been systematically dismantled over the past few decades won't sustain us for long. They can't even handle the flood of requests for emergency assistance right now.

ive been drinking emergen-c every day not because corona but because i always wanted to drink this shit
for some reason

and i feel like it makes me feel better and counteracts the effects of fapping a little bit like i jacked off 3 times the other day

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>you wanted to think science was a real endeavor
Get the fuck out christcuck. Go worship your false jew god somewhere else.

Zombies dlc drops in may when the comet comes to mutate Corona-Chan! DIGITS CONFIRM!

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By now we know the pattern so it's easy to dismiss them

user I...

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Potatoes have more vitamin C
Go full Irish

They're gonna work me into a shoot

cough on him

>what do I do?
make money and move into a white neighborhood/country

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pic related, zombies already confirmed, comet would make space zombies

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Try razors on the edge of the bins

open your door and warn him that he should stop doing that because you are quarantining because you have corona.

What province? Bottle depots are still open in BC for some reason

That's the news cases, not the total, you retard.
Curve is linear now not exponential, so it's still happenings.

yawn

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Shoot them nobody cares about the homeless

China namba wuan
Beliv our numbas
We honest, we no lie
Not lie othe SARS, that no happen again

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Don't keep the trash outside until just before garbage truck arives

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I've definitely noticed the homeless getting ballsier in Montreal all lately. Taking up more space on the bus, spitting all over the fuckin place, leaving their homeless person shit all over the place in the parks, messing up garbage. Fuck, it's only been a month of this & already they're acting like it's the start of Mad Max

I masturbated three times to this picture today, hoping that corona-chan finally bring her power back an start the boogalo

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It's ok, everyone! I got a cure right here!

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Retard name fag unable to see the writing on the wall. Eat your vitamins, say your prayers and get a clue before it's too late brother

rape him

The other day a homeless dude pulled out his dick and started pissing in the bus terminal.

Haha. Remember then the Jews tricked a bunch of edgy young men to throw up a satanic hand sign?

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Oops I spilled something

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To be fair, outside is probably pretty safe as long as people maintain like six feet apart.
vimeo.com/402577241

Yas Forums gets the C team.

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Vitamin-C user was touched by the kiss of Coronachan but his message lives on

>Our recent meta-analysis indicated that vitamin C may shorten the length of ICU stay and the duration of mechanical ventilation.

I can't link the study because gookmoot thinks it's spam.

>

I'm the countdown king

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>i-it's still happening,just wait till the weekend is over!!!!

oh no no no

Theres less drugs on the streets and prices are going up. Hobos are gonna be getting violent soon

Friendly reminder to report anyone freely assembling!
This is for your safety, goy!

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DON'T LET THE CHINESE SLIDE IT.
TARGET LEFTISTS AND NORMIES ON ALL SITES, UNITE THE WEST. GET VIDEOS SUCH AS BLACK GETTING BEATEN AND KICKED FROM HOMES. USE THIS TWITTER twitter.com/PhdParody

homeless people are already corona pozzed

I still can't get over how great that video is

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doesn't it get arctic fucking cold in the winter there? how do they not die?

You bought supplies only for America to snatch them. Everyone's begging and fighting for China's scraps.

Sorry user, no information allowed. Only shitposting and tabloid headlines here.

Damn dude. I wish I could coom to a drawing of a clothed girl

Sorry Ebola-chan, guess Corona-chan is my new goddess now

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now do it in gold

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Please let this be true
FOR FUCKS SAKE LETS THIS BE TRUE!

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>>

I can't be stopped

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Tick Tock Nothing Burgers

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Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnnnn

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It was 18k yesterday. And now it's 20k. And the day is only half over.

The ride never ends my friend. Nothing can stop Corona-Chan.

shut the fuck up before we summarily execute you for being a double digit iq christcuck who thinks this is about civil liberties

so this is how they stopped the virus

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based

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Why can't we have both?

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>Shills are the ones sliding
>They are literally slipping
God these posterity posts are great

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Very good user, I think easter will definitely be the beginning of something.

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BBRRRRRRRRRRR

Coping tripfag kys

libertardians are truly the worst people ever. They are the major group still denying the reality of this virus, and pretending it is the flu or something. Why do they do this? Because they are worthless moral cowards who lack even the courage to say: "better millions die than any limitation at all be put on my freedoms", and so instead they just dodge having to make a decision at all by pretending it is one big hoax/conspiracy, and that literally the whole world, top to bottom (down to the hospital staff and people who've seen things first hand), are making it up.
fuck libertardians and their dumb/cancerous/sociopathic ideology of pure egotism and selfishness. fuck them to death.

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>Blacks disproportionately killed by covid-19, this is evidence that blacks are oppressed by the rest of society.
but
>Men are disproportionately killed by covid-19, this is evidence that men are oppressed by women....?

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Call the police and tell them the guy is targeting you because you're muslim. They'll show up with a swat team and everything

Wow dude, its crazy how easy it is for an investor to feel secure when the fed prints an unlimited amount of money giving every single major business in America a safe pathway through this while over 18M people become suddenly unemployed over the course of 3 weeks. Luckily nobody is having their hours reduced either. Everything is safe. Do not think about what happens when they extend safer at home again

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FRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP
FRAAAAAAAPPPIIINNGGGG

CORONA is fucking cringe dude

Now China need buy your Food, avoid it.

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Honestly clothes make it more atractive. Full nude looks like something out of a biology book

Everyone got the chink plague making them spaz out, but I'm just here for them sexy corona-chan pics.

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It's going to be especially bad this weekend because it's Easter weekend.

Oh yeah, I forgot Ebola-chan is back for round 2 in the Congo

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Niggers cant follow rules. Men do stupid shit. Mystery solved

Using the last of my digit magic to make a wish

Whites win

Oh wow we got +90000 last cicle?
Sick

aww is someone upset because they get to go to church tomorrow to worship their dead jew god?

This is basically canon now in Africa

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Anyone got the other list of comfy anime to watch in lockdown? Pretty sure coppelion was on they

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just upholding the trade deal of buying more agriculture products

>private school kids already going back to school monday
What the fuck

I agree. But clothed stuff just doesn't get me hard

>Yas Forums gets the C team.
Yeah
I got this screencap where they left in the cooking instructions to the pasta
"Now respond:"
I mean to go on the archive and get more and clean it up
But no we really don't get their best...

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Its about time Australia stepped up

When is he going to re-release this with corona lyrics and defeat this virus?

youtube.com/watch?v=_42UafjXjmk

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Stop being so mean to Ebola-chan :(

arrrgghhh I crapped out...

Internal CDC statistics of confirmed deaths in USA says 4000 instead of the kike media hyped 20k number.

Damn, pol is getting worked by the MSM? Pathetic

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Based to be honest

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>Those people who have deceased and are no longer with us: 107,779
I am laughing at this post because the number of deceased is not of anyone's expectations, the number being: 107,779
How much time has passed that the number of deceased havent increased from the numbee that we have today: 107,779?
345,600 seconds? 5760 minutes? 96 hours? 4 days? 0.0109589041 years? 432,000 seconds? 7,200 minutes? 120 hours? 5 days? 0.0136986301 years?

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We already won. World is locked, normies panic, deaths are pileing. /cvg/ predicted everything. Now we get to coom to Corona-Chan knowing we were right

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Is the loss of smell/taste partial or total?

>oh noez the chinese are being mean to niggers, let's help the niggers!!!
wtf is wrong with you? Niggers shouldn't be in china, like they shouldn't be here. They are treated far too well as it is, so stop shilling for the US government you fucking faggot.

Thoroughly disappointed with the direction are lad is taking this.

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Based coomer, I'm thinking of starting a cum jar dedicated to our goddess

we've been trying to make a trade deal with them so they actually do buy our food. we have a surplus of many things. it's too bad they're all lactose intolerant because we currently have a glut of dairy.

is there any proof of antibodies yet or has corona-chan already won

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Listen here nuthinburgers. Your entire conspiracy theory relies on the assumption that everyone that dies with the coronavirus is being counted as a corona death. Inflating the death rates.

This does not make sense if you think about it for five seconds. Your conspiracy theory must explain all of the following:
>this is also true of the flu statistics you love
>roughly one third of deaths worldwide now is due to coronavirus
>yet less than 1% of the population has been infected
>the general increase in deaths everywhere
>rival nations like US, China, Iran, Russia, North Korea, Ecuador, etc, are all in on this conspiracy
>no really China locked down half it's country for months over "just a flu"?
>the diamond princess tested everyone and 1.7% of cases have died so far, higher than the reported death rate elsewhere (which is about 1% by most estimates.)
>yeah I love when I go on a cruise and 2% of the passengers die of the flu
>must be all those super sick people going on long cruises

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He has a futa edit:
twitter.com/willwildart/status/1246222009849335810/photo/1

they have no other choice because a global pandemic would kill everyone if librarianism was the status quo. they have no answer for this kind of thing. not even a very delusional one. just nothing.

Not sure. Tbh even a cold can kill your sense of taste so I'm not sure I'd worry until I get a dry cough. Stay safe down there user

I've wondered that! There's this one Qeb dude who's been homeless in my neighbourhood since I moved here 6 years ago. He seems to have either a severe drug addiction or some kind of mental issue - you'll always catch him pacing around in some alleyway, twitching violently, swaying, talking to himself. I've regularly seen him wandering around in january in the middle of the night with nothing more than a sleeping bag & a windbreaker. And yet, somehow he manages to weather those -20 or colder nights & make it through to the next spring, seemingly no worse off than he was before.

Are you ok dude?

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Daily confirmed cases linear only means they reached cap of testing capabilities.

Guy has impregnation fetish

/ourgirls/ ready to kill some niggs in Congo

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gay

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>implying they aren't already

forgot link

twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1249013914446245889

Kill them

Well lads the shills are getting to be very tiresome. There is no intelligent discussion to be had here anymore. I wish you all well in the potential end of modern society. Good luck out there.

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Need more thicker thighs instead of prego tbqwhy

Get your head sorted mate.

But it looks like shit. The only way this can go thats good is she spawns another strain.

nuke Argentina

Corona-chan and Ebola-chan ankle breaking the nigs at welfareball

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NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINOS