American Superiority Thread

Well well well, another European has made another thread about his country which is the size of one of America’s states. Let me tell you something bucko, you might have been a big deal before America was invented, but we have ruled the world ever since. We have the best food in the world. In “great” shitain they eat boiled eel with mashed potatoes seasoned with water. In France they eat snails and moldy cheese. All the other countries are so poor and irrelevant nobody knows what they eat there. American cuisine, the best cuisine in the world, has pizza, hot dogs, burgers, steak, fish fry, shrimp, bbq, mac n cheese, apple pie, ice cream, and everything else delicious. Our country was made by the smartest people in the world, and they gave us the right to have any weapon we wanted so we could kill our government if they pissed us off. Not to mention we got our independence when a bunch of organized farmers kicked the ass of the supposed “world power” at the time. Face it, we are better than you in every way, and if you memorize the constitution and declare allegiance to liberty and The United States of America’s then maybe I’ll consider letting you in.

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Damn that’s a beautiful burger. That picture is making me really hungry. I want to go eat a burger now

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:"Ruling the World" as you call it has got us nothing but debt and flag draped coffins coming back from distant places.

This whole Super Power thing was a mistake.

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Who cares about how much debt we have. We are the greatest nation in history. We do t have to pay any debt because if anyone wants their money back we can literally just take over their country. Boom debt absolved

We owe that money to our own bankers. and we have to keep paying the interest on that debt or they will stop giving us the loans we need to continue maintaining all those bases in places most of us don't care about.

Every year the payments on that debt grow.

Yeah and if the bankers stop giving loans then guess what the United States military and civilians will just invade the banks and take the money out of them

Oh yeah,, the billionaires who control America are totally going to allow leaders who would do that get elected.

If you tried to run for office on a platform of nationalizing the banks, the media would either ignore you or destroy you, and whoever run against you would would have the best funded election campaign in history.

But why the fuck would you even want to bend or break so many American laws, just keep the occupation of Afghanistan going?

>American Superiority Thread

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still impressive of how relevant you become in such a short time

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still impressive of how relevant you become in such a short time

stuffing an entire watermelon up your ass is impressive too, but is worth doing?

Thanks for compliments. That house shows the industrious nature of America, where we have so many people buying houses that they have to be built super fast and still stand the test of the elements

The government doesn’t do anything the people do, we rule the government

And when we look inward (like we’re doing now) eurofags are shitting themselves over it calling us evil self centered and shit

That's the way it was supposed to work, but it really doesn't.

Did you want the American government to pledge to defend the island nation of Tonga with your lfie?

Have you even ever heard of Tonga before?

>stuffing an entire watermelon up your ass is impressive too, but is worth doing?

idk man, everyone tried, europe as a whole tried a lot pre ww1 and hasnt reached your level of importance and you did and you barelly have 300 years of your cuntry...that is legit impressive.

was it worth it? Im not the one to say, but I can say that america was extremly comfy pre ww1, ever pre ww2, now it doesnt seem as comfy. You seem to now have Roman Empire mentality, everything for the state and empire, going to army and wars you dont even understand as a part of growing up, very SPQR like, but kills the comf.

>and still stand the test of the elements

ayy lmao, I cant never get enough of those houses, they are grotesqe level of bad build and not even cheap

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Not all of them,, there's a German who posts here who really wants American bases out of his nation.

retard, he's showing a wood fake chimney.........smfh

Based Babylon poster

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That’s not a country that’s something greek people used to wear in ancient times

>Americanism

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Yeah so what? That house is bigger than any house the people in the rest of the world live in and it will be nigh indestructible bar a tornado.

>Muh freedumbs

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This does not happen in true America, only in socialist America. Guess who invented socialism? That’s right, Marx, a European. Then Europe sent communists and Marxist’s into America and infected us. But true Americans believe in capitalism and liberty

You can replace my nation, castrate my boy, black my daughter but you'll never take muh FREEEDUMBS!!!1

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>That house is bigger than any house the people in the rest of the world live in and it will be nigh indestructible bar a tornado.

actually its smaller than mid to upper income people have here, but here its built from reinforced concrete and bricks with tiles on roof, those OSB houses you do are farts in terms of durability and performance...tornados usually flatten those OSB mcmansions

Holy fuck you're naive. It's your own elite pushing this filth, guy. It's called ideological warfare.
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You are worse for that faggotry leaf your leader will not be happy till he sucks those faggot off.

Canada is a vassal state. America is the whore of Babylon and the engine of globalism and of the coming technocracy.

>implying America is even a country
>implying EU isn't more centralised than your "union"
k e k

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>American culture

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Post a picture, I have never even seen your country and only knew it existed recently

We don’t want to be centralized that’s literally the whole point. United STATES of America bucko. We the people of the United STATES. We hate the government and don’t want to be centralized. I literally don’t even know what your country is, and so you are irrelevant. You should be thanking me for the privilege of speaking with an American.