American military is sick and very weak. Imagine if Europe would be United and had an army, we could easily invade the US from the East, while Russia and China would take the West. We could tear the USA apart once and for all and split it up equally between China, Russia and leading EU nations (Germany and France).
We Germans would make Texas our new colony.
Invade the USA
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Learn to speak English faggot
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Come try it.
Fuck off Amerimutt proxy faggot
Fuck off Amerimutt
what is this creature from? its cool
Fuck off chink. The entire world is trying to get a place in line to kill your fuckers.
Stop making this thread
It’s Angela Merkels true form
> Our airforce and navy
Bro, we're _Norwegian_, we don't HAVE either of those things anymore. Our armed forces are utterly gutted and we can't even protect our own country for half a day of sustained aggression
nice plan too bad no navy lmao
You must be new here.
Must not realize the sheer amount of guns this country as a whole has and the unshakable patriotism that would automatically activate if you touched our shores.
We are savages and would own you. We already do.
if there was natural selection you would be the first to die op
> every American is John Wayne
sure
Get in line Hans. China is already trying this. Some kike CEOs thought it would be a good idea to outsource all our jobs to China so now they can take us hostage.
You lost 2 world wars already, if you want your country to undergo another recession then go ahead...
Good luck Hans
After seeing the invasion of iraq .I doubt any county could stop a US blitzkrieg machine...Just too much firepower between the air and ground forces.
You and what aircraft carrier? lol
If we team up with the EU you barely have any chance.
Kek
> World's Largest Submarine Producers:
> #1 Germany
It is called U-Boot, we can show you
If we back out of EU/NATO it's all yours anyway
maybe he thinks the Graf Zeppelin is still a thing?
Are you a moron. NOBODY is invading us, we're all strapped like a motherfucker
3rd times the charm, John
Ja du wieder. Mit der Karrenbauer und von der Leyen wird dat eh nix.
>We Germans would make Texas our new colony.
A group of a few dozen retired military personnel from Texas could glass Germany within days with their own equipment.
Last time i looked at wiki US has some 200 bases in Germany . They have been a occupied country since 1943.
Are you kidding me kraut I could burn down your family tree and impregnate your sisters over night lol@America weak ahahaha try U.S fuckers I dare you!!! We all have been itching for blood with NO ROE leash
Based Hans.
Why the fuck would you want to invade the US? This place is a brown shithole.
You are full of soi boy no gun faggots.
You lost 2 fucking wars like a bunch of dumb ass pussies, if you try any shit your faggot ass will be extinct.
And how are you going to transport your assets, Boris? On your oil burning ramped carriers? Good luck with that.
the irony is most Texans are of German heritage anyway. Some people in New Braunsfeld still speak german.
>invade country with more guns than people
>invade a country that has more investement in their military than all other countries combined.
>invade a country so defensible you would have to deliberately want to lose to lose it (ie the immigration crisis).
Lame larp, this is not ever going to happen.
Maybe you should have came here with your ancestors cousins if you are that envious.
Fortunately for us, a trigger doesn't take that much energy to pull.
Where can I get a some Nazi party members first hand accounts?
Checked
Based
Redpilled
I'd love to see these Eurocuck nations (population 20k inbred) try and pull this off. Time for Manifest Destiny v2.0
White Americans will join the United Euro Forces in a Storm and Greet us with cheerful salutes. They will recognize their Brothers and Sister and unite naturally. Only Mexicans are seething here.
This. Also yes big brains invade the USA with families not armies.
You make it sound so easy when theres a gun behind every blade of grass... plus European cohesion isnt that strong
Tough talking for some low IQ mutt who never won a war by himself. All the riches you had in the 50iew and 60ies was looted from Germany anyways. Before WW1 you were scientifically behind Germany for many decades. Before WW1, when Germany was the most powerful nation on earth you still had fucking outlaws and pinkerton
We're being invaded and nobody has fired a shot.
We won't need carriers. USA will be radioactive wasteland in a few hours.
lol i love this
checked and keked.
>imagine if Europe had an army instead of relying on the United States for defense
Say goodbye to your “free healthcare”
Pic related is peak american culture
Yeah do it. We're so sick and totally can not handle this. Do it faggot.
Yet again, Germany's reach exceeds its grasp.
Another "German" import.
checked.
Most of our ancestors were forced to assimilate into anglo culture, it's nice to see a few hold outs.
This is why white people get pissed off when the mexicans want everything to be in spanish. Their ancestors were forced to assimilate and all of a sudden we are like, nah, brown people can keep their shitty culture.
>400,000,000 (four hundred million) firearms
>Jews balls to the chin, face-fucking Americans 24/7
>JUST TOUCH OUR SHORES BRAH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Lmao golem mentality
>projection this brittle
Stay salty faggot
>White Americans will join the United Euro Forces in a Storm and Greet us with cheerful salutes. They will recognize their Brothers and Sister and unite naturally. Only Mexicans are seething here.
Why didn't you say that in the first place! Lets do this shit!
So you want to rule over a radioactive wasteland. Fucking big brain time over here.