I Just dropped my last roll of toilet paper into poopy toilet water
There’s literally no toilet paper left where I live
My life is over. I’m not gonna make it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nicholas Jones
Logan James
What kind of savage doesn't have a TP roll holder.
Jeremiah Johnson
I’m too lazy to refill it so I just leave the roll on the toilet tank
Brandon Jenkins
Use a paper towel you fucking retard.
Levi Jenkins
My stores have been out of paper towels for almost a month
Adrian Myers
Then get in the shower and wash your ass.
Jose Ward
>he doesn’t go caveman-style by default
not gonna make it, bro
Xavier Lopez
Kek. If you had dedicated all the time you spent crying nothingburger, to checking by the grocery store and buying enough toilet paper in time, you might not be in this predicament.
Next time plan fucking ahead and get yourself a stockpile of everything you need
> b-but what if the happening doesn't happen
Then you're sitting on a stockpile of useful shit that remains good to use for several years.
Carter Moore
Just cut t-shirts into pieces and flush those down the toilet when you're done. Trust me.
Ryder Davis
NoTP subhumans need to be gassed.
Charles Harris
>imagine not having bidets
americans are pathetic
Adam Cox
Use your hand you tranny faggot.
Jacob Green
Hudson Murphy
Should have gotten a colostomy bag! Only chads wear ‘em.
Kayden Ortiz
why do americans fear the bidet? why do americans walk around with shit smears on their ass?
Grayson Long
i havent used toilet paper in over a year
literally day 400 or so of no wipe
wagies cant survive without material comforts
Liam Rodriguez
Is everyone on this site an alcoholic? I never need more than one sheet unless I drink regularly.
Ethan Smith
Maybe don't live in a 3rd world country idiot
Jack Morris
F
Samuel Morris
R.I.P.
Leo Collins
Americans have big shits because all they eat is greasy disgusting processed food
Brayden Martinez
Reminds them when Pastor Joe tickled their poopoohole.
Levi Lopez
One sheet? Are you female?
Nicholas Phillips
Shit in the streets like a man you bitch ass cuck.
Kayden Adams
Well, bye.
Samuel Ward
Stop fucking lying there was a surge the first weekend of lockdown but every fucking store I've been to since then has shelves full of paper and sanitizer
Jacob Walker
Use your hand and water. Wash your hands with soap after.
You've got soap, right?
If not, you're fucked.
Ryan Reed
It's all good, you see:
>cut moist TP in half lengthwise through tube
>apply directly to ass
>flush it down the toilet
Now if you have a thick cloth that's bigger than
your hand, use that and wash it thoroughly
when done for reuse. There's always a way
around this.
Alexander Moore
I've got some spare rolls you can borrow friend!
Hudson Gomez
Use the shower you dumb ass
Josiah Moore
Just use your hands to wipe like a normal person.
Elijah Robinson
youre done for. farewell clumsy asswiper.
Caleb Martin
improvise, adapt, overcome
Grayson Parker
Whats wrong with that toilet paper?
Gavin Moore
Pee on ur butt
Samuel Wright
Just take a shower after you shit
Christian Rivera
Leaf likes to get his pussy wet FAAAAGGGGG LEAF
Kevin Rogers
If you use paper towels, don't flush them down the toilet.