My shed catches on fire

>My shed catches on fire
>firefighter comes out to my house and spends 3 hours putting out the fire
>ask him how much the bill will be
>We have a free, universal fire fighting system in america sir

what kind of socialist bullshit is this

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You shoulda been in your shed

It isn't free dumbass.

Part of my county property taxes have a fire mitigation fee.

Firefighters are paid the same way the police are, from your taxes. Firefighters are based though, they do way more than just fight fires and they're one of the most versatile public servants we have.

So nice of these gentlemen to work for zero wages.

>what are taxes
get a job faggot
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>>My shed catches on fire
stop smoking pot while jamals over

how come people that don't pay taxes can have their fires put out for free?

that doesn't seem fair

Are you guys really this fucking dumb?

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NOOO NOT MY HECKIN SHE-SHED.

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Who need smart when we have nuke?

>muh cuck shed burned for three hours
Lying faggot!

Because the fire might spread and burn down my shit. Then we'd have get the police involved because I'd kill the motherfucker

The land owner pays taxes or they take it away. There aren't really free riders

where I live, if you get your car stuck in flood water or you hike a mountain and get heatstroke, you have to pay for all the rescue shit that you used and it's like 20k
and everyone here LOVES that law because it punishes idiots

I recall US counties can opt out. Some posh hellhole decided fires never happened to them. Then it did.
The firemen showed up, checked that nobody was in the building, checked that the fire wouldn't spread, took a group photo and left.

That's a good law

Amin Yashed

Stupid motorist law. Also applies to hikers. They come in the summer to AZ, think that 90 degrees at 6am is tolerable, then proceed to need rescue at 10am when someone in the party is dying of heat stroke. There was that one French family where the parents died and the kid was found wandering on his own. Hopefully he got charged as well.

>Hopefully he got charged as well.
Bootlicker faggot!

Well they used to get paid for taking out fires but that lead to a problem were they set stuff on fire to get paid.

Where my parents are from, if you don't pay burial plot fees the government eventually exhumes the corpse (s) and pitches them into a mass grave to make room for a paying tenant.

Fire fighting and freedum aint free bud

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They pay taxes on purchases of Newports and KFC

Wait, what about ambulances? Do you have to pay if you need an ambulance to come out to you? What about police?

>Hopefully he got charged as well.
Yes, good. Maybe you could force them to work in a certain position until their debt is paid in full.

It's not free. Your taxes pay for it.

Also, it's not socialist because half of these guys are literally your neighbors volunteering to do it. Government isn't compelling them to.

>Wait, what about ambulances? Do you have to pay if you need an ambulance to come out to you?
Oh, fuck yeah you do.
>What about police?
Naw, they'll come out and arrest you on a fraudulent domestic violence accusation for free.

This. The Fire Department doesn't exist to protect YOUR property. They exist to protect the entirety of the municipality from conflagration.

If YOU don't have healthcare, only you die. If YOU don't have fire service, the entire neighborhood potentially burns.