/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3129

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Coronadeniers can't keep their story straight.
First it was "this faggot virus won't cause an epidemic." But then people started dropping dead on the streets of Wuhan.
Then it was "it only affects chinks." But then a few people started dying in Italy and Iran.
Then it was "it's a nothingburger that's not worth quarantining for." Then the morgues started overflowing with dead bodies in Spain and corpses were being tossed into mass graves in New York.
So then they had to change their story to "it's a fake virus, everyone in the overflowing hospitals is a crisis actor and this is all a conspriracy to take our freedums"
What a bunch of faggots.

Communists lie

Choose your warrior

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>airborne AIDS
You really still believe that meme? Hahaha happeners are so delusional it's actually hilarious.

Why are these threads so slow today

anyone else want to backhand this bitch as hard as possible? like really get that torque in there.

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>this kills the nothingburgerfag

also this

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>Bang

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chinalied.fyi

i mean im suspicious of david icke he looks like a reptilian himself and hes not a christian

but the actual content of that interview is anti mark of the beast anti vaccine

if you have someone warning you about the new world order and mark of the beast coming

i can literally not find anything wrong with that conspiracy because its biblical

whether or not hes a christian

he literally said do not take the bill gates vaccine

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

0.01 yuan were added to your account

>according to these official chinese gov numbers

Oldfags
Anyone remember that pandemic thread from last year where a leaf user was saying he works at a pcr lab and they've just found a new corona virus strain with massive genome?
I don't remember when that was exactly, could it have been our girl?

I wonder if it's a genuine chink shill or an epic trole larping for (you)'s.

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Why does Alberta keep bitching about getting bailouts and gibs? No one likes the oil and gas industry.

>dumbfuck neighbors are STILL blasting reggaeton

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shit habbening .

>nooo it wasnt us backwards, bushmeat eating bugpeople. it was da ebil amerikkkans
chike posting will never not be hilarious

See

9/11 and the perpetual war in the middle East don't count?

Whole board is basically /cvg/ now. Generals are not even needed lol

Anyone else see their $1,200 Trumbux deposit pending in their account for 4/15? Getting excited it's real

justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related

Uh huh...

Seethe harder

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Happening back on the menu

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Wtf is that?

Cases of healthy people dying? Trying to find info

Weekends are always slow. Also /cvg/ isn't the same as it was in January and Feburary. The nothingburgers,Q schioz, shills ruined it. /cvg/ is just getting conformation for all the predictions we made in January and February now. And the occasional news here and there

all lame

Ok chang

Coronavirus is a psyop.

>chinks organize a big operation for taking down political opponents
>invents le virus boogeyman so people stay home
>meanwhile they can "corona" anybody who expressed positive views about Hong Kong riots
>our kikes see that
>OY VEY GOYIM WE4RE GOING TO DIE STAY HOME ! *rub hands*

>literally just making shit up
cringe

no ya i am fucking pissed because you have some moron from Britain believing in the media 6 gorillian statistics every day

and hes so stupid that he thinks that he has a contrarian opinion by being the most fearful and trusting of what the government and media is putting out looooooool

dude if you think we should be on lockdown right now and we need to wear masks and use hand sanitizer and things like this

im sorry but you got all of this from the media and even zombie movies going back decades

you are the dumbest person in the world

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Well I feared this, my relative has it and is close to dying. not even that old too.

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>>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
no they didn't. they thought it was an odd occurrence of viral pneumonia related to the flu until they had mass epidemic and deaths started happening
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
hug a nip day in Italy and France because of muh racisms is what caused the massive out break in europoor.
>>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
Actually the evidence is that it was made in Canada, and stolen by China.

why blatantly lie in copy pasta. ya, it'll get you (you)s but is it really worth it?

C stands for Cute

So how long till a serious study finds Chloroquine to be useless and Drumpf selling snake oil?

>archive.is/1G9wA

They think it's a genetic mutation that kills or causes serious illness in healthy people as there's no rhyme or reason to it.

Cant believe normies unironically think Cuomo is doing a good job. When it was his incompetents that allowed for NYC to such a shit show

finns were born in social distance and isolation, molded by it

you were immunised from coronachan by your nature

anybody have the ball meme with the differences between different euroballs greeting eachother and the finnballs are like 300 meters apart and one is holding a knife

Chinese feel pity for Americans, truly Americans are easy to fool

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No one in the US can contain Corona-chan right now, if niggers can't even follow basic guidelines.

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if your """"relative""" is real and youre not lying to me

david icke explained how they can make tests turn up positive for a long list of causes

so your relative is sick with something else and they call it coronavirus

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Nothing to look up for now and this has become the normal.
It'll be a happening when people start with their normal lives again

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never. sorry it actually works.

>filename
shut up chink
nypost.com/2020/03/28/shipments-of-urns-in-wuhan-raise-questions-about-chinas-coronavirus-reporting/

what happened to those cherry picked CFR graphs that you've been posting here last week? is there too much data that proves they were bullshit now?

Do you actually think we can stay under lockdown forever?

>Unlike the Sars virus, the Sars-CoV-2 almost did not induce any signalling protein interferons within 48 hours, which is key in triggering the immune system to counteract against the virus

UH... SCIENSE BROS WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

these are all tumblr / Yas Forums as fuck

Just as long as everything stays closed it will be in control. This is act 1... watch the spike in cases once the economy starts back up. They'll call it a second wave but its still just the first wave. The second wave will be when it mutates and rolls through the entire population again disproving herd immunity.

Remember America has 5 to 8 strains floating around and each one will make you sick regardless if you already had a different strain.

>skeleton showing no ass
whew

The fuck's going on with all these shills and bots of late?

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now that tokyo is crashing and burning,mass immigration by /polfags when??

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>david icke

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>When CCP elites know their true death toll topped 2.5 million+ but don't tell their gud little goy shills in global times and foreign ministry
You changs are literally cattle to your betters lol
BUCKLE UP, CHINKY BITCH.

its cause the koreans dont have porn. So they just depend on suggestive dancing. look how she bites her lips. its porn with clothes.

After Easter (tomorrow) something's going to pick up again.

Why is this thread ruled by coomers?

It's great at evading the immune system, so there's a delayed reaction and it'll take longer to fight off.

There is one major whole in all these theories. Bill Gates has talked about depopulation repeatedly. For him, it would make much more sense to kill a full seven billion or so from the virus. Then, the survivors would BEG for whatever he was going to put in them along with the vaccine.

No hope. No resistance.

it's a genuine epic MAGAmerican who unironically drinks Bud Light

I havent been able to stomach this shit board for years now, I cannot imagine what sort of psychotic fever is happening outside of this thread

damage control, and Yas Forums has always been contrarian by nature. If there was a nuclear war going on, Yas Forums would shitpost about "How its not that bad" and keep posting the "Hard times make strong men" picture.

Are red eyes a symptom bros?

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Really? Coughing til the point of no breath? I really do not care if you don't believe me, I've seen it. it exists regardless of your faggot boomer tier logic.

Sometimes apparently.

>i can literally not find anything wrong with that conspiracy because its biblical
is this your brain on religions? kike on pike memery?
can you justify any memes because its somehow connected loosely to an ancient kike book? like fuck

icke has some good memes but when he starts talking about a intergalactic spider in the 4th dimension that controls earth and everything he lost me
have yet to watch the latest interview for memes tho

>because one hack in France says so and all the nothingburgers shill it on twitter
sure thing lad.

>Also /cvg/ isn't the same as it was in January and Feburary
This. Two months ago this was one of the few places even talking about this fucking virus AT ALL. And it got huge attention from CCP shillbots even then, which just convinced us even more that we were onto something. Now it's the only story in the entire fucking world and information isn't hard to find. The shills stopped spamming here so much, because now their containment job applies to the entirety of global media.

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Fuck off, chang.

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Well there goes my mom.