>Coronavirus may prove boost for UK's bees and rare wildflowers
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>Coronavirus: PM making 'very good progress' after night of playing games and watching films
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>Let's dispel the myth that coronavirus victims were all at death's door
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>Coronavirus: Former Hull factory to be turned into mortuary
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>Thinking of reporting someone’s lockdown behaviour? Think again
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When i applied for Universal Credit just 2 weeks ago 500k applied already. Today it's over 1.2million
eddie sectioned himself though lol
STOOOOOOOOOOP 5G
FACT: Vegans don't care about animals anymore and Veganism is now no longer about animal rights but about basedboys making themselves out to be a victim while expecting society to reward them solely for being Vegan.
>21% CFR outside of china
why won't this go down? the virus only has a
Based
What a spastic
What happened to Eddie lads?
wonder wot the number will be in june
I'm seeing lights with that antenna, a literal weapon, everywhere now.
Remember to clap for janny at 8pm.
Can't decide which of my Azn skanks to have over for the lockdown lads.
The less attractive one is the better cook.
Truly a dilemma
Banging trance
meant to be getting uni work done but just cannot be arsed, this corona shite might never end for all i know
they going to kick you out and you going to make larp posts about not getting to go to japan too?
what lad
why the fuck would i go to japan
what the fuck is the blue thing?
Post said skanks
Is that you Dee Dee?
It's been almost 7 weeks since I last saw my mrs and there is no assuring indication that I will see her anytime soon. She's a Danish nurse and is stuck in Denmark indefinitely working with mostly mentally covid patients. What makes matters worse is that the government's incompetent reaction in the beginning has put this country out of sync with the others. Denmark will most likely exit lock down first, while this country will be like Italy for months. I don't know how some of you incels do it. Not being able to feel the nice warmth of the woman you love or not being able to bury your face in her bussom at inappropriate times is truly heart wrenching. Going to have to wait ages now to get married and start a family. I miss her dearly. But to stay on topic, luv ar Ray Mears. Simple as.
Priti Patel gives me ASMR
Ok doomer
Young Priti
fuck might try and nip sainos
Northern Irish accent is comfy af, might move there.
HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM. HOW FAT ARE YOU?
Why? What happened to him? Isn't he an ex-military lad?
Danelaw is done for, King Alfred rules these lands now
Are Alfred, Danes out
>HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM
you listen to South African classics?
>be on tinder
>not doing too badly in London, maybe a match every couple days, not too shabby looking either
>tinder gives free “put your location anywhere” to everyone
>slap it down in the US
>at least 5 matches a day, some of which are proper nice looking
>constantly getting likes
What’s the deal lads? Are our slags not as slutty as American birds, or am I too ugly for London girls?
Taken by coronachan, press F
well that sucks. soz m8
She’s cheated already
exotic meat, law of large numbers
American women are ten times more sluts than British women. Plus they see you being from London and automatically cream because British men are powerful in the sense of influence.
That's what you get for hooking up with a foreigner. We autarky nao.
SHHH lads the radio's starting
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>Why? What happened to him?
cant remember. he was depressed and arguing with his bird or something
>Isn't he an ex-military lad?
yeah
Goes a long way to explain why American males have such an inferiority complex.
>not doing too badly
>talking about matches
Are you actually meeting up with these women, sleeping with them? If not then it’s little more than an ego stroke
fuck sake
based
>at least 5 matches a day, some of which are proper nice looking
those are bots you spackoid
>wired.co.uk
Thats pretty fucking Year Zero Pol Pot esque.
My city too.
Regarding them using tech to spy on us, I am about to call EE and tell them I want to cancel my phone contract (I have had the number 6 years). They will try to swap me onto Pay AS You Go, obviously.
What I want to do is see how much they want my phone activated by.
If they want to use it as a tool to track me, they can pay for it.
I haven't actually turned my phone on for 3 weeks, it wasn't taking a charge (and holding it).
I cant be arsed to buy a new battery, and I prefer email anyway.
Will be interesting to see what happens.
I'm going to try and go phoneless anyway.
I have a Galaxy Note 10.1 (WIFI Only) I will carry as my every day comms tool.
Listening to the shitting forecast
Actually excited to see my business go under so I can become a NEET
What do you do?
Based boris.
S E E T H E
Cringe
>tfw too rich to get a 1 bedroom council flat
>tfw too poor to get a privately 1 bedroom rented flat
I'm sick of sharing accommodation lads. I've been living like this for 5 years
he's still about he was streaming the other night
Boris is now super immune and will spread his gene seed throughout the land.
Saviour of the Anglo race.
Radio could've been so kino, but like everything we squandered it. They actually played something this patriotic on Radio 4 up until 2006, then some jew took over head of broadcasting and scrapped it
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i'm hearing a lot of sirens today lads
I'm same boat. I lost all my fucking will to study mid Feb (I'm in year 2, 3 years at the uni).
I think I will have to do Open Uni after, I haven't picked up a book in a Month, nevermind coursework.
i miss yer maw son
Who do you share with, mates or randos? And how many?
Oh, that is good to hear
I just wanted to escape America and forget about my rotten past
she's a man da
don dae it
im comin tae get ye hen
Good evening Italanon
i always here lots of sirens because i live in a shithole.
I think im seeing more ambulances about but i could also just be looking out for them more now im not sure
why would you pick a degree you're not interested in you dumb cunt
Move out of London
Comercial radio went to shit when global brought up everything
Radio 4 is quite literally our "Doomsday Weapon".
Holds the keys to nuclear launch (not in the literal sense, but it actually is one of three things a sub Captain has to check before a launch (if its down, its 1/3 safety checks).
What you guys expecting from the 3 week review? Motorway blockades?
Half a bong till we clap for janny.
I got a phone call yesterday after claiming on the 24th of March. Set me up with a phone call interview in July. They also want me to show proof of savings by 24th April, which you need an appointment for. Which I can't get.
The system is well and truly broken.
>sirens
Council estate alarm clocks
Don't get it.
Scotsman voice?
i mind how funny that used to be
better times man
Don't follow them lad, you'll just crash into the rocks.