High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"

>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"
>College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*
>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."

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OP must be ugly and-or fat.
These are things you can improve OP!

>majestic motivation
>excellent enthusiasm
I hate this so much. This is such an accurate description of the high school prom to HR pipeline.

based and Yas Forumspilled. we're pulling for you, op. starting with the greeks and begin lifting.

men in society shouldn't allow themselves to be pushed around like this, but it keeps getting worse not better and the fault is really with men who the ground women walk on because when you bestow that kind of special status on any group of people they'll take advantage, thats why I dont hate women I hate cucks

Start your own business, this shit is unsustainable and will crumble.

If incel looking Indians and Asians can get hired at google, then so can you. But it's probably your IQ and EQ that is severely lacking :^)

One day we will be able to just go out and rape and kill women. And it will be glorious

to be fair it's like actually only about 50% post wall waitresses and the other 50% is pajeets

Hr didn't interview me, my boss and supervisor did.

Incel nonwhites get hired for not being white you stupid hole.

working for the big tech companies is like joining a cult never do it, they're for true believers only

>Start small business
>Government forces you to close down

Seriously. Start your own business, learn a trade, do something where you aren't a part of this system. Do you really want your life's success to be dictated by HR thots?

>be hired by multinational
>be laid off because government forced it to shut down

Serious question: I have about 1-2 friendship requests on Linkedin per day. They are mostly about some shitty coding jobs, but most importantly, they are mostly made by good looking girls.

Is it possible to fuck at least one of the 500+ female recruiters, that I'm connected on Linkedin?
I'm 30-y.o. incel-virgin Team Lead.

I hate fucking HR subhumans so fucking much. Why is it always women as well?

Asking the important questions here:)

Why do you hate having sex with HR women and why would you prefer having sex with male HR employees?

HR don't care if you tick diversity checkboxes if you're good enough


Altho my LinkedInbox is full of Chinese recruiters atm and its annoying

Sounds like user just had a job interview that went poorly

My Linkedin inbox is full of Ukrainian cuties, may I fuck at least one of them? Thanks

lol no. they won't care about your money or position, same rules apply to all women.

that being said, whether they'd fuck you has nothing to do with whether they'd hire you. OP or whoever made that image is definitely a neet.

lol, those bitches actually beg you to have an interview with them if you are good at your job. They are being paid to find a valuable canditate with limited time, if they don't do it they get fired.

OP stop making excuses for yourself. Discover weights. Reduce sugar, carb and dairy intake. It's not that hard.

To add, every director of human resources I've ever met has been a semi attractive woman. The HR director at my current company is hot and used to be in a secret banging relationship with a mid level employee... because most attractive single women approaching middle age are whores and damaged goods

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>government policy says you have to hire browns
>"guys if browns just like you got hired, why can't you?!"

also...

>muh beautiful women get preferential treatment

Welcome to anytime ever in the history of existence.

You glow any harder, fed, and you could outshine the sun

Wageslaving for some kike is cuckery
Having to beg women for the opportunity to wageslave for some kike is ultimate cuckery

Self employed or bust. I can't even imagine living the 9-5 wageslave life. Having to deal with retarded basedboys and dumb women all the time. YIKES.

>mfw self employed working from home on whatever schedule i want

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OP is low IQ retard and is not important here.

I have no problem getting hired, I have a problem getting laid.

There is a story, that someone actually fucked one HR, so she would be allowed to hire him

>EQ

Found the female

Indians and Chinks are the right kind of brown tho

>EQ
Post tits cunt

>Indians and Chinks are the right kind of brown tho

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*are not

Yep, had a HR roastie shut me down for a good job at Shure right when I got out of grad school as an EE with a focus in acoustic electronics. She was interviewing me in her head looking purely for my dating qualities.

Go on... My brother works for Apple, what do you mean?

I meant are not. Indians and Chinks don't get diversity points. Niggers and Spics do, and they're too retarded to even make the final interview.

>t. Engineer at one of those companies who interviews alot

definitely nothing to do with h1b1 visas

>women only want men around they can fuck
How do beta orbiters work then?

Just rape those whores.

Tech company in Canada

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I am an HR thot and I try to only hire qualified people with good references but management keeps shoving ex cons and undesirables my way and making me hire them... oh and then they just either never show up or get fired epically. Don't blame us lol. Also managment has me turn down many qualified people because intelligent people start questioning authority.

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>"we really think you would make a really good part of our team user" :))
*one weeks passes, phone rings*
>uhmmm yea we don't think you would fit in the company, but good luck on the job search

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It's an opportunity for women to know you exist and potentially see your value. So in that sense, maybe?

But given that you are 30 yo virgin, and what that likely means for your confidence, I'd think you are likely better off hiring a prostitute.

If the substandard quality men here had the gumption to do that, they wouldn't be here. And if they tried, they'd just fail. Their business would be something retarded, like a combination shooting range and restaurant, where guys could go shooting for a couple hours then buy a cheeseburger; on the off chance anyone was insane enough to give them the starting capital to open it, it'll inevitably fail and they'd go bankrupt.

As for learning a trade, their delicate little hands are make for working a keyboard and fapping. They can't do HVAC work or masonry, they'd hurt themselves. Honestly, the men here are the lowest of the low. At least the guys on Yas Forums know their place in the pecking order, you guys are them but with delusions of grandeur.

Hardworking jobs with no women.

>Collapse
>Don't shoot me plea-bang

Contemplate the aroma

>EQ

lmdaoooo

Just don't be an incel lmao

Show HR holes

Jews are discriminating against hiring whites though. Incel Indians and panders have even bigger chances of getting into Jew mega corps then even white chads

But still, one day

>1 post
Lmao I found the actual fed

its v possible to fuck hot women as a sperg though. Just try a lot. If you care about what women think in 2020 you're literally retarded. Once you stop caring you can just try and try.

Femanon here and I'm LMAOOO @ you incels

financially supporting a nice friend gal isnt about expecting sex as payment, but so you can be part of her life and maybe you dont get pussy but you will get conversations and spontaneous interactions when you donate more. its all worth it so lighten the fuck up... Lol

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I guarantee you that these HR women only deal with the "normie" side of Google, such as business, marketing, corporation upkeep, etc. I bet most of the STEM side of things go thru a more rigorous application process with interviewers more closely related to their fields of studies and intended managers. Thats why siliconvalley looks like a mix of hipsters and autismos.

>ex cons and undesirables
what the fuck kind of company do you work for

>I'd think you are likely better off hiring a prostitute
Hiring prostitute instead of getting sex is identical to get drugs instead of accomplishments. That's against my beliefs

PROOFS or GTFO

To make you even more mad. These recruiters get paid the same wage as software engineers, because otherwise they will complain about discrimination :)

Plz do the needful and turn brown.

hr is run by woman and jews unironically

That troll over there

You have a fake job.

Pic related explains what is happening here.

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To literally give women jobs and to preach at men about harassment.

>Extra double redpill
You should improve, but not please women.

>Incel Indians and panders have even bigger chances
Not true. The quotas are harsher on those of Indian and East Asian descent. You have to have much higher GPA/SAT than whites to get into an elite university if you're an Asian

>These recruiters get paid the same wage as software engineers, because otherwise they will complain about discrimination

Not in my country

They do the first "screening", and might even do a phone interview or something similar. To get hired at google you need to pass like 8 interviews.

Recruiters just find candidates they don't decide who gets hired