>Coronavirus may prove boost for UK's bees and rare wildflowers
theguardian.com
>Coronavirus: PM making 'very good progress' after night of playing games and watching films
news.sky.com
>Let's dispel the myth that coronavirus victims were all at death's door
spectator.co.uk
>Coronavirus: Former Hull factory to be turned into mortuary
bbc.co.uk
>Thinking of reporting someone’s lockdown behaviour? Think again
wired.co.uk
P to pay resepec
>ladbible
>Modern British Conservative family
:)
that looks lovleh i would dose those chips in vinegar
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dawww the one on the right is so cute. his daughter in the pink too.
>tfw no chips
i guess i could just go buy some
>burgerbait OP
They will post how much they would/would not like to eat the food pictured and ask asinine questions about it. When will you learn?
those fries look disgusting
kek
What are the chances of the police pulling me if I get a bus to my mates and back boys?
like fucking clockwork
>i-it's not a SARS/AIDS hybrid bioweapon
they're called chips mate
>Does not desire or enjoy close relationships
>Appears aloof and detached
>Avoids social activities that involve significant contact with other people
>Almost always chooses solitary activities
>Little or no interest in sexual experiences with another person
>Lacks close relationships other than with immediate relatives
>Indifferent to praise or criticism
>Shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affect
>Exhibits little observable change in mood
>Takes pleasure in few if any activities
Think I have schizoid personality disorder lads
I doubt much would happen, my mates been coming round and nobody said anything to her
Ffs that didnt take long. Can you cunts smell food pics 2 threads away or what?
>Breaking news: virus does virus things that other viruses do on a regular basis
>kys before you're taken!!!!
It will be no worse than the crying cunts on here still going on about clapping.
Nice blog bro lol have u tried not being a loser
Personality disorders are a meme, suggesting as they do that there is a healthy personality to which we should aspire. Don't flatter yourself, you're just a miserable cunt.
Is this unironic or a LARP? If unironic, no wonder burgers are fat bastards.
Yet you'd still eat them because your a fat American lol
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She's fucking useless
it's the truth. all of the SARS vaccine candidates ended in failure (killed animals with an ADE-induced cytokine storm during trials), we still don't have a HIV vaccine after 40 years and SARS-CoV-2 is a bioengineered hybrid of SARS-CoV and HIV
Yes. And he's right, those fries look shit tier.
>fries
>AIDS is no worse than cancer
That is not the point
Yas Forums settings in the US has a notification setting for food / guns / and calling indians 'asian'
Uk to Yank translation:
Chips = Fries
Crisps = Chips
Pop = Soda
Jam = Jelly
why would it be a LARP? They look very poorly prepared.
>he has a female friend
Chips then. Jesus Christ, be more gay, England.
>virus does virus things that other viruses do on a regular basis
yes, it behaves similarly to HIV. "survivors" don't actually "recover", it stays with them forever and flares up every few weeks.
I agree. Oven chips are shit tier
Mutts aren't allowed, fuck off ok
Tests are only good for if body is managing to produce antibodies of some specific function. It is not an indication of complete resistance to coronachan
Sweet. A bit paranoid don't wanna be smelling of ganja when I get pulled.
viruses don't behave they are very naughty
There is a least a treatment for HIV, it is now a chronic condition controlled by medication rather than a killer. Not great, but not "we're all fucked" either.
you forgot
School = Firing range
Went into the cellar to get something and I thought I had seen something when in reality it was my own shadow on the wall lol.
Almost soiled myself
Sounds like a normal Brit to me
Fries and chips are different here.
Pants are underwear.
That was terrible
>yes, it behaves similarly to HIV
>and herpes
>and a whole bunch of others we know about
read a book nigger.
Just spray some perfume or take the weed with u, i havent smoked weed in ages, me and my mate are getting some coke off this guy in a bit
*does nothing*
Lel
>UK govt sending letters about corona
Anyone else got one?
Anyway, I wish we had our own Nigel, really
at least he married another pajeet and not some white golddigger like every other rich ethnic
are you asian or in general non white?
don't you have turbo-nigel Salvini?
>Priti Patel will never sit on your face, fart and call you a disgusting lower class working peasant that is barely fit to inhale her exhaust fumes
I'll hit the road when you do, Ahmed.
UNPRECEDENTED
ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on braaaaaah
Salvini is a kind of ape-like Nigel
her arse must be huge
If you mean a Turkish mutt, you already have Salvini.
I’m pretty sure they’re delicious, especially with fish. Fish & chips is based.
One of those doctors could be saving your life in a few weeks
if my boyfriend said he loved me i'd probably cringe all the way back onto grindr and find a new one
Not been stoned in about 2 months, I want nothing more than to get baked at the moment mate. Don't wanna be getting nicked though either.
>>Little or no interest in sexual experiences with another person
I've fell into this mode. Can always death grip and the cost/benefit/time variables are just off.
Roger that, Nigel.
Why live?
most patients do get antibodies.
However younger ones often don't
So mabye it stays with you like herpes if your young and only get a mild flu , but if your old it either kills you or you become immune
Will dangermouse be on the next brief or just keep sending penfold?
Her hips and thighs are massive. She's proper stacked down below. Guarantee her husband has had at least one good face-sitting session off of her the lucky bastard.
Not yet, but a mate in next town over has
>tfw no snotnosed azn qt gf to pee our names into the snow with
I am now completely used to the lockdown. Having no social life anyway helps enormously, and it's now nice and quiet when I go out.
*ahem*
>raises alert level from VERY LOW to LOW
Yeah. But I assume Boris wrote it and posted it just before he got sick, so I burned it and then buried the ashes.
I don't want to catch his dirty chink flu.
You're boring, please go back to /cvg/
>Refuses to let private labs help with testing for weeks
based bureaucrats
>Adonis
This island earth on the horror channel, chips and tendies in the oven, 2 JD and pepsis in. Comfy.
What films did he watch and what games did he play in quarantine?
Yes but as this lad says Salvini is crass and not a very good orator.
Nigel has about him a much more sophisticated air, I would say; people attack Salvini beause of oafish he can be, among several other things.
Are you british lad in America?
I live near a shop and i got some voddy for later, im by Worcester is it bad where u r? I saw loads of police a couple weeks back but not much now.
If i smoke weed i just fall asleep lol, theres like 50 different kinds, i know stardog is popular. Just tell the police is essential lol
no doubt
reminds me of a number of girls I've known over the years
why does this globalist kike think anyone cares what he thinks?
Shut the fuck up pablo and go eat your cheeae enchiladas you fucking lard ass
>Her arse beeps as it is backing up towards his face.
I am 100% ethnically british
Why can’t I have her as my gf lads? She’s probably only two cows and a chicken!
Lord of the Rings and sudoko apparently.
He's a closet nerd and weeab.
But why would this flu like virus be so different compared to all the other respiratory viruses? And i kind of doubt the Chinese would release a virus which there is no vaccine for on their own population
Has there been a public sighting of Bojo yet? Because otherwise I'll keep on believing he's dead.
Nevermind then.
You have Leighton prints in one of you 27 garages, I know that for a fact lol
the ladykillers and quake live
Asian = Chinamen koreans Japs
Sand nigger = arabs Indians persians
>But why would this flu like virus be so different compared to all the other respiratory viruses?
it's a SARS/AIDS hybrid. they designed it to mutate extremely quickly and evade the immune system.
Blah, blah, engineered bio weapon, blah, blah 140 year Black Death, blah, only kills Asians, blah, civilisation endedin February, blah,
Heard he's been playing Bannerlord and conquering Calradia for the norf fc.
he's watching lord of the rings in hospital apparently
>>Does not desire or enjoy close relationships
>>Appears aloof and detached
>>Avoids social activities that involve significant contact with other people
>>Almost always chooses solitary activities
>>Little or no interest in sexual experiences with another person
>>Lacks close relationships other than with immediate relatives
>>Indifferent to praise or criticism
>>Shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affect
>>Exhibits little observable change in mood
>>Takes pleasure in few if any activities
>Think I have schizoid personality disorder lads
welcome to the club
kek
>same twatter literally who from the last 99999 posts
yawn
>no beans
Looks good user
I need to get the bus there mate. I know a lad who got a fine the other Day, I'm not too arsed about that, Its just I don't wanna get pulled stinking of weed. I got some whiskey I just love getting stoned on sunny days man.