/ptg/ President Trump General - Caturday Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471115-1/
youtu.be/GOL_DiTk8BY
>Pres Trump Easter Blessing w/Bishop Harry Jackson 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471114-1/
youtu.be/5ooC3v9j27o
>Faith in America - Part 1 4/10/20
youtu.be/21A6K1WQOUs
>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
youtu.be/p20ghIGdiH8
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/10/20
youtu.be/RTJqzH224jo
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/10/20
youtu.be/xU4gvkURlBc
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148561913001
>NECDir Kudlow on Dobbs 4/10/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6148670177001/
>NECDir Kudlow @Sen McSally Telephone Town Hall 4/10/20
podbean.com/media/share/pb-tt6th-d8ccb7
youtu.be/p7JhJfSkgcM
>SG Adams on FoxNews 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148588735001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNews 4/10/20
youtu.be/URZB0Cp0mW0
>Trump2020SrAdvisor Schlapp on OAN 4/10/20
youtu.be/djGLe-lEk4k
>CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie Corona-chan Update 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746889/
>Pentagon Press Brief (AsstDefSec4HA McCaffery/DHADir ArmyLtGen Place/Service SGs) 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746899/
>Pentagon Press Brief (AETC Comdr AFLtGen Webb) 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746862/
>This Week@Interior 4/10/20
youtu.be/jHBwKK2_Y80
>TrumpAd: Biden stands up for China 4/9/20
youtu.be/Nv7yVCwv6NU

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MAGA

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ASSHOLE JOE BTFO
reason.com/2020/03/11/salty-sanders-supporters-say-they-wont-settle-for-biden/

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AWOO!

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constitution infringing lockdowns are great when jewcum guzzler drumpf does it

New baker needed.

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I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT WHILE REASON DOES TREND TOWARDS BEING A RATIONAL RAG, THE INCESSANT QUOTING OF TWITTER NIGGERS IS A GRAVE MISTAKE IN THE MEDIUM TERM.

MAGA

>runs the economy into the ground because like 8 people got the flu
just fuck my shit up

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I got it back but now there is a thread to recycle

Keep it bumped, I pick it back from there

>2 /ptg/s
the guild shall hear of this

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From the previous thread: is the secret to being able to afford a nice house and a good lifestyle getting married first, so that two can pay only one rent/mortgage and save money?

g-guys im starting to feel like Biden may have this one in the bag. The media will not make the same mistake twice

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I wanna learn to Morse

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>QUOTING OF TWITTER NIGGERS
Journalism should never have deigned to quote social media. Now it consists of little more than quoting social media.

Why on this sacred day is there a split?
Very cute. On a scale of cuteness from a frozen frog to a combination of a kitten and a bunny this falls under domesticated flying foxes.

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>Leftist consensus cracking

Duh! That was the norm for the 2000 years before 1970, marriage was nothing but a convenient way to share expenses and make babbies

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Awoo?

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IT'S HAPPENING
>CONTINGENT OF US MARINES REPORTEDLY STAGED AROUND SMALL RANCH IN MONTANA
IT'S HAPPENING
>BREAKING
IT'S HAPPENING
>CONTINGENT OF US MARINES REPORTEDLY STAGED AROUND SMALL RANCH IN MONTANA

They’re doing it right now

you shouldn't get married if you aren't finantially stable already

ITS OVER AMERIFATS
THERE IS STILL TIME
LAST 2 DIGITS WILL DECIDE HOW MANY PUSHUPS YOU GONNA DO TO SURVIVE CORONA-CHAN

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>THE INCESSANT QUOTING OF TWITTER NIGGERS

Twitter is where the fun is too though.

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>muh 110-150k beds

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interdasting

What area is that for?

foodment des

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EAT THE BUGS
SLEEP IN THE POD
GET CHIPPED
am I missing anything?

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blue-yellow bar graphs always come out of NY / Cuomo pressers

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TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president. TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president.

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This will hurt niggers and spics the most.

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What gavy do?

>TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president.

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I think I figured out what's gonna sink Joe, I don't believe he's senile, I think it's an act to stay out of prison once the DOJ brings up Mikhail Khodorkovsky pretty soon.

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Wrong. You shouldn't have kids though.

Does that mean they passed the peak?

holy Obama will issue an executive order legalizing the buttfuck

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SURRENDER YOUR GUNS
DON'T HAVE CHILDREN
DON'T OWN, RENT
these are only the ones that immediately remembered

>heres a mask, sir.
>AHHH NAZISSSS HALP

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Contraception is treason and must be banned for our defense production!

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Twitter is where histrionic assholes screech about incredibly complex subjects in terribly simple terms. Twitter is newspeak.
Twitter is PEAKNEWS.
90% of the content comes from 0.8% of the users.
Most users are bots.
Dig?

cut dick off

TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president.

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why is that negro wearing giant red clownshoes?

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Hey lil cutie!

MMMMMMMMMM OOOH BOY OOH LAD I REALLY AHTE NIGGERS

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Why not?

the blessed one can do no wrong, read all about it in the still relevant magazines of today

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>IT'S HAPPENING
That's been happening for weeks, user, even longer than Coronachan. Those marines stationed around a small ranch in Montana must be pretty fucking bored by now. Maybe you should have made them air force MPs, since Montana's full of silos. Also, maybe you should have written more than the opening stage of your larp pasta that you spam on Yas Forums every fucking day—as it is, you've left your glownigger marines "staging" in bumfuck nowhere for the past month, and I'm sure they're probably all ready to desert their posts and find a nice Montana brothel.

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TRUMP PACIFIED US - LOCKDOWN THE PEOPLE - DESTROY JOBS - VACCINATE GOY. We would be fighting back if Obama was president.


WAKE

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they call it a plateau, but we should see positives, admissions and intubations falling now that NY has their shit shovelled out of the bed, with death curve following 1-2 weeks behind

condoms suck, they are tight as fuck and putting one on kills the mood of the moment
I just do it raw

>you shouldn't get married if you aren't finantially stable already
There's a difference between being financially stable (self-supporting) and being able to afford a house. A single person can afford rent and food, but it takes two incomes to save up for a down payment for a house.

CHAD ARMY RISE UP

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>We would be fighting back if Obama was president
Nobody fought back when he used the Patriot Act to shoah average Americans daily. That's why we're fighting it now. Fuck off, niggerkike.

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Fucking checked and correct.
Keeping Biden out of jail is SUPER CRITICAL for keeping the bad guys out of GITMO. So again, the hopes and dreams of Bernshirts have been cashed in to keep some boomer crime syndicate alive.

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Virgin Islands btfo

Whatever Poindexter, I'm trying to inform you lads.

>Dig?
It's still fun and yes I dig.

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Much like how a dowry was a down payment from the wife's family for the husband to financially support and take good care of her for the rest of their lives?
Write Allah on the sidewalk near a mosque for maximum butthurt. Bonus points if it's in Arabic.

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I think Trump should stop giving all of our money to Israel.

>. On a scale of cuteness from a frozen frog to a combination of a kitten and a bunny this falls under domesticated flying foxes.
wat
yes AWOO

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*NO REFUNDS echoes forever into the void*

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> REMINDER THERE IS A THREAD TO RECYCLE

Give it a bump once in a while to prevent the archives from claiming it. Every post under 300 becomes one more month of life to RBG

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>Everyone is playing outside
>Can't go outside

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updated
EAT THE BUGS
SLEEP IN THE POD
GET CHIPPED
CUT OFF DICK
SURRENDER YOUR GUNS
DON'T HAVE CHILDREN
STAY IN DOORS
DON'T OWN, RENT
CREDIT CREDIT CREDIT

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Agreed. I used one once just to try it and noped the fuck out. That was like 25yrs ago though so maybe they're better now.

PH, like other countries, experiencing riots and issuing authorization to shoot rioters with lethal force
youtu.be/IfE1j9QPc-s

Reddit spacing

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this niggers from rich countries lol
here the husband is expected to support the whole family, wife stays at home

> Much like how a dowry was a down payment from the wife's family for the husband to financially support and take good care of her for the rest of their lives
Depends on the culture. In some the men family was the one paying the wife’s family for talking out one productive family and their offsprings out of a household