/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3126

That’s more than yesterday

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Deaths? Yeah. Infections? More than yesterday or the day before

why do people keep pimping the hydroxychloroquine/azithromycin and zinc thing? i can't find any reputable source that says it actually works.

blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/04/06/hydroxychloroquine-update-for-april-6

I want Corona-chan to sit on my face and fill up my lungs with her sweet deadly cum

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Highest in a week I think

You know this isn't Corona-chan but Nico Yazawa?

Either testing is ramping up or it’s just ramping up again

Because normalacy bias

>IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

Now, you understand.

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DON'T DIE ON US PASTABRO

Nibbas be out her fizzin

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MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1248312724683206663

MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What about tamponi?

what people dont seem to get is that the only reason it isnt blowing up is that there is a nation wide qurantine in most of europe and even with that it hasnt stopped
this will need to go on and i predict atleast until september and people will go crazy in the west
here it will be over sooner since we instituted proper measures earlier

I am gonna fill your butt with cum

WHEN I SAY 'SOMETHING' YOU SAY 'BURGER'

SOMETHING

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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nope. we cough on everyone and reduce the population to 8 percent of what it was. the kikes can't control the wealth transfer scheme if we mass coof the population to shit. i'd rather 90 percent of people die a miserable death than stay on bitchmode lockdown.

Let's be realistic here, your perception of this has been altered by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news in these generals, just admit it.
Mob mentality is the only thing these threads run on; that and your Jew OP who used you for stock gains.

This general is so pathetic every way you look at it. Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, this is literally garbage tier information. You should all be embarrassed with yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

I'm nearly positive that we've all reached peak testing capacity. US STILL has a backlog of 2 weeks, 3 weeks in some cases.

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Watch Steve Bannon's twice-daily updates or listen to his podcasts, user. He separates the information from the bullshit.

If not, why not?

pandemic.warroom.org/

Also, never forget that Governor Cuomo is a sneaky shit of a politician who lied to the world about old ladies dying for lack of a ventilator when he had a ton of them stockpiled. Then looked foolish when he tried to do the cover-up dance.

1063word.radio.com/media/audio-channel/the-tara-show-3-30-20-hour-4

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What do they mean by fizzing? They just randomly do SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like snakes or what?

>1,727,110 infected
>104,923 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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262 in Milan. I'm not talking about the Milan Province, but the city itself

I hope it's not her...

Wait a bit until I receive the graph

Well the other day I made some burgers and they shrunk really bad. Literal nothingburgers.

soon

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It took me way too long, but I finally found the original by Ben Garrison.

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nice reddit spacing, homo.

Corona kill EVERY American. Every. American.

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reminder that this guy is the actual biggest source for alleged hcq/azm drug cocktail success in the US, and Yas Forums is buying it

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The number of "weak fucks" who are more vulnerable to coronavirus is actually over 50% in the US.

Buzzing sensation

Newfag detected

Moo for the herd

i don't care because i'm not old or obese. boo hoo now die boomers.

Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

He's a Jew, isn't he?

kys nigger fucker

>Nibbas
Reddit is down the hall to your left, don't get lost again.

I think they mean the feeling you get when you burp after drinking soda and get that tingling in your nose.

That, but throughout your whole body.

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think about how many people are alive now in western countries that would be dead 500 years ago, would have died at birth/childhood

go have your panic attacks on reddit, nobody gives a shit

wifr.com/content/news/Whats-the-new-normal-after-the-coronavirus-pandemic--569519461.html
>Everyone wants things to go back to normal quickly but what most people haven't realized is some thing's will never be the same again
>Local mental health experts predict a long road for everyone once the shelter-in-place order is lifted
>"There might be a sense, rightfully so, of social anxiety from not knowing how this is going to look and how safe they are,"
>"Children may feel that what they once knew to be true isn't true and they might take fear with them,”
>everyone will eventually find a new normal that works for them
>A new survey finds nearly half of American adults feel the coronavirus pandemic is affecting their mental health. 19% say it had a "major impact."
archive.is/BwyAC

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This pandemic gets more tragic every day

Is he going to survive the virii?

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nice larp, toothpaste.

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ok chang, chinese virus

From the numbers, /cvg/
How will you ever cope with this one?

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i'll need to have a lucid nightmare about this.
but then staring at a screen more often gives you dreamless sleeping :-\
> have a high-res version

nico-chan is honorary corona-chan
btw a nico avatarfag on Yas Forums did enjoy seeing the board going pink after $LINK dropped like a rock

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Kek stfu pussy

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/coronavirus-vaccine-could-be-ready-by-september-flmwl257x

Happening is over
Back to wageslaving

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an ANGRY newfag
quick say fuck anime

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>Everyone will act like they're from Yas Forums

Sounds comfy.

Imagine coping this hard, hilariously sad.

imagine thinking that a professional propagandist is a source for unbiased information about anything

You’re just jealous of that dick

FUCK CHINA

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Why is the number of nothingburger posters raiding the thread so much higher than before? Who brought all the boomers here?

>fizzin

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MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOHHHH BILL, WHERE'S MY FUCKING DIARRHEA CHECK?????

Thank god we haven't run out of ventilators

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You, and the billions upon billions of other anons who have touted vaccines and miracle cures/treatments in previous threads

sounds like there was a good episode of Real Time

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zero deaths in wyoming more recovered than detected it's over

>call it nothingburger
>retards start thinking it's really just a nothingburger
>they go outside and get infected
I'm never repeating this again. Join us.

Why doesn't this dingus mention the one study in Shanghai that showed no effect, and the other in China that showed significant improvement from treatment?

i'm stealing this

CURRENT LOUISIANA DEATH RATES 04/10

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 10

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

0-17 - 0.56%
18-29 - 0.25%
30-39 - 0.65%
40-49 - 1.07%
50-59 - 2.2%
60-69 - 4.33%
70+ - 14.46%

Overall 3.92%

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The shills are very active today, and will be through the weekend.
It's Easter Sunday tomorrow, expect big drops and then another SOAR on Monday afternoon, just like last week.

>filename
uhh

Do they have any estimates how long it will take to use the vaccine on some 7.000.000.000 people?