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>Matt Hancock repeats claim that NHS workers are overusing PPE as nursing chief hits back that protective gear is not more 'precious' than a medic's life
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8210119/Nursing-chief-blasts-Health-Secretary-Matt-Hancock-PPE.html
hancock deserves to be fired.

Live UK briefing due as another 917 deaths reported

just planted two big tubs with spuds.
fuck the govt, the cops, et al.

hancock gives off a very strong "i was only following orders" vibe

>mummy giving the breifing today

who else excite?

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STOP coofing.

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Listen bitch, I'm dat gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet. You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry.

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shifty looking bastard he is

>"I don't clap for the NHS"

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What's brit's opinion on prudent GFs?

It's a bit difficult to get them to talk about their feelings.

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Corona virus is a hoax perpetuated by the paedo elites as an excuse to stop big bazza and the lads from hunting nonces.

Simple as.

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> not more 'precious' than a medic's life
Fuck the nhs.

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>Scientist leading the search for a coronavirus cure issues chilling warning that we may NEVER find a vaccine - and desperately need to come up with a Plan B
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8209743/Scientist-leading-search-coronavirus-cure-issues-warning-NEVER-vaccine.html

>BenefitsScrounger.jpg
so basically all of Brit/pol/ then

I love when I'm fucking my mrs and getting close to cumming and she starts begging me to make her pregnant. Turns me intl a savage animal and makes me thrust like I'm fighting for my life. Every time.

What's a prudent gf? Is this some new incel thing?

That makes him sound based

I love it when she does that too

Why is it that people who tend to be loud about their edgy opinions tend to be on benefits as well?

edition is tradition

So, is she pregnant yet?

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>brown man bad

I side with the Royalists, lads

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Yes?

You have displeased me.

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based, but then she tells you she's been off the pill

that carpet is naff

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prince rupert an his gay dog.

New Model Army; crush the royalists.

You don't have one and you wouldn't last 2 minutes with mine before you're driven insane.
Don't know, will find out.

Hey OP! See that Arts Council funded Drag Syndrome.. That's you and your mum, that is.

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Schizo in the last thread

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Most Catholics would have sided with the Royalists. Cromwell laid into the Irish Catholics hard.

Parliament can't undermine royal prerogatives because Parliament's authority comes from the crown.

Parliamentary sovereignty btfo

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How are the coronavirus stats reported? Do they actually list the deaths of the last 24 hours or is it infact just the data being collected has only just come in?
So 917 deaths today but could some of those deaths have been from the 7th of April for example and those reports from some hospitals has only just made the database today?
Is there a website that tells us how the deaths are reported?

Looks like one of them carpets from 'one of them countries'.

mummy says stay at home

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the signs are getting worse too. looks like they nicked them off a paintball company.

Such a beautiful image. I just want to give her a hug and go back to work on the farm in 1960s England.

Yep. She has a little thing to stand on as well. Aww, lil qt.

>How are the coronavirus stats reported?
they take the real number and divide it by at least 4

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The art council funded the likes of that but not me for wanting to set up a studio for local bands who can’t afford ridiculous prices “professional” studios set.
I should’ve said I was a black tranny downie, they’d probably give me abbey road

Fuck off or I'll get my dad and his mates on you

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behead those who insult parliament. (namely that great big poof charles the first.)

i'd be a stay at home dad for her like

I've banned her from the pill. She's not allowed to use it anymore. We're just going to keep fucking until her fertility runs out. That's the plan.

>Parliament can't undermine royal prerogatives because Parliament's authority comes from the crown.

There is no divine right of Kings.

Our 'constitution' (if you can call it that) is so weird lads. It's all based around the divine right of the monarch yet basically nobody in England actually believes in that (ok maybe some dotty 95 year old Anglican woman in Yeovil thinks the Queen is appointed by God).

>As of 9am today, 78,991 people have tested positive for Covid-19 across the UK, excluding Northern Ireland.
>20,101 patients are currently in hospital in Great Britain who have tested positive.
>9,875 people have now died, an increase of 917 on yesterday’s figures.
so much for the "they only test people in hospitals" meme.

Leave a message of support for our heroes or fuck off, thanks.

thanksamillionnhs.co.uk/

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Gorillas have tiny penus like 6cm look it up

comfy

I think this is the worst attempt at a brit pol thread I've ever seen.

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Knocking her up?

They test NHS staff, mate.

well they've never found a cure for the common cold,

the annual flu jab is pretty much only 50% effective,

a corona vaccine is like that sign a the boozer that promises 'free beer tomorrow'

I wouldn't clap for AR NHS(tm) either. I clap for those doctors and nurses who are taking risks. The NHS covers all the overpaid admin parasites too.

What does /britpol/ think of NHS nationalism? For lefties in the UK, the NHS seems to substitute for God, King and Country. The public's relationship with a government health service is peculiar.

>A new symbol of hope

What the fuck am I hearing?

They report any death that has corona attached, not any death via corona. Or do you seriously think 1000 people a day dying from a disease wouldn't have martial law in place?

and then everybody clapped
no they don't

Parliament's authority comes from the Great Charter, which granted was surendered by the crown, but the agreement was binding.

Are we going out at 20:00 on wednesdays now to listen for cases of domestic abuse?

rhetoric just read off a script she can't even look into the camera for less than 5 seconds

That's what usually happens, so yes.

>They report any death that has corona attached, not any death via corona.
incorrect. they've been caught severely underreporting deaths. the same thing has been happening in the us, spain, italy, france and germany among other countries.

STAY AT HOME
PROTECT THE NHS
SAVE LIVES

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well the NHS is just about all that's left of the welfare state so the left have nothing else left to revere.

Aye, a cousin of mine who is "at risk" because of bad asthma at the best of times contracted it, but was sent home in a few hours with some medicine to take. Only death I know of was from a very old neighbour, who would probably have jossed it just from being moved from his living room.

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They have started to recently.
Nobody has ever claimed this.
They don't count deaths outside of hospitals, though.

It all changed once Kang Boris got fucked up the arse with it
#prayForBoris

fuck home
fuck the nhs
fuck lives.
et al.

>10 million pounds worth of cocaine

>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-nhs-staff-queue-up-for-covid-19-tests-at-ikea-and-chessington-world-of-adventures-11967538
Pretty sure they're not there to go on the fucking rollercoaster.

Good lad. Will this be your first little one.?

Based.

I swore an oath
Let us meet at Roundway Down
I am catholic :)
After the Stuarts the royals became figureheads; let us change that.

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All delivered to Michael Gove's house

>Nobody has ever claimed this.
nothingburgers say it all the time to justify the fact that 12% of all uk cases have ended in death. face it, the death rate is at least 4x what they say it is.

I got the letter from Boris,

he didn't follow his own advice did he?

Would let them babysit.

>Let us meet at Roundway Down

is that south of the rive? I aint going there its full of jiggs.

There seems to still be a welfare state, but you can’t access it as a normal person.

>well the NHS is just about all that's left of the welfare state so the left have nothing else left to revere.
WTF? We have a pretty large welfare state compared to America or anywhere in East Asia. In Japan, you get hardly any unemployment benefit; it only lasts for 3 months and yet poverty is extremely low.

Charles II was only 17 when he led his host against Cromwell

Wow, Tories love the NHS now?

Let me look at the other things Tories like now:
>nationalising trains
>cash assistants
>economic interventions
>buying corporations

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