/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3125

Just search china virus on 4plebs. The first threads weren't called /cvg/

I LOVE YOU GARY

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...Bros .. i'm starting to think we're not going to see collapse... this isn't fair... we were all going to get a second chance...

Because of the damn quarantine, I can't even buy a gun. What kind of injustice is this? I wish June would come sooner

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The virus is Chinese

they weren't numbered at the start, who knows which one was the first one

>anotehr death in old people's home
so is this why spain and italy got BTFO? they don't tell old people to go fuck themselves?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240319260/

politico.com/news/2020/04/10/fauci-coronavirus-immunity-cards-for-americans-are-being-discussed-178784

Congratulations faggots. Buying into massive hysteria pushed by the main stream media has resulted in this. Happeningfags are 100% responsible for this.

All because you were scared of the flu

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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I want to do something useful when I'm stuck indoors with nothing to do, should I learn Japanese or French?

>The Swedish Prime Minister, Stefan Löfven, who initially chose a much more lenient path to fight the coronavirus than many other countries, said that the country should have been better prepared for the crisis.

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constantly, nigger

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you could say this about every country though, we all have lack of equipment and personel

Repostan
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>more teenage pregnancies due to bored young thots just sitting around, and studs are aware of this
>more domestic violence, wifebeating
>tons of artists/celebrities traumatized and assdamaged that they are losing money/their way of life
>dead, infectious cops

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guys my normie ass fianceé gave me the ultimatum that we have to go to our campground today or she would leave me because she's sick of being in the house, i didn't want to lose her so i chose to go out. How fucked am I? Ohioan, Male, 26 y/o 300lbs. no pre-existing conditions

we did it reddit

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dont care, nothingniggers deserve to be treated like the niggercattle that they actually are, eat shit

You should learn python and write yet another /cvg/ spambot.

Why would you want to learn a dead language user?

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It's a feeble attempt to try and control a situation that is completely out of control and utterly inevitable. Anyone saying the ENTIRE PLANET getting locked down is a nothing burger is lying or coping. It's that simple

German is pretty nice.

DESU, I only saw communists use that word. I didn't know it existed till Project Veritas's expose on CNN

ITT things that have aged like milk

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MUH (((ECONOMY)))

what would you suggest we do? how do you combat an invisible enemy? how do you pray to god for relieve from something that was man made? i dont want to die and i'd like to know who is willing to make the same sacrfices i've made in these times of panic

Do we have any news on Bill Gates? Didn't he throw a fit?

Apparently Trump is cockblocking his vaccines.

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>300lbs

>No existing conditions.

This is literally less deadly than the flu for anyone under 70 so even though you're obese, You've got about a 0.05% chance of dying.

I already know how to program and I find it boring. This will at least help me read some more media that I couldn't understand before.

They actually didn't care

Yes goy go lose your job and live in poverty over a simple flu

What's the problem with an immunity card?

It's a fucking meme. Sweden didn't go into lockdown. Are they all dead?

i think these things are fucking bots

nostalgic
people calling it nothing burger since then

>Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
>archive.is/RypEi
Did you even read the article before sensationalising a title?
It literally says people who are asymptomatic have the same viral load as symptomatic people and the concentration in the nose is similar for ALL affected, regardless of symptoms

Here's a fuller one from the day after this archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240448565/

Im not scared of flu. I never get it. at least use the correct nomenclature faggot: this is SARS, not influenza

Republicans are scared of anything

Why the fuck are you so fat?

USA

USA

USA

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man cannot create anything themselves, and all things happen under Providence
God allowed that chinese virologist to unleash this on this globohomo world as a punishment of divine wrath

Not yet. New York was doing pretty great a month ago as well

It's like no one else is even trying. USA #1!

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>be fearful faggot
>pretend can attract a woman
>call based fictional fiancee normie

KYS

"Hello goyim"

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>Buying into massive hysteria pushed by the main stream media
So I imagined them saying "just a flu bro" for months?
Pic related

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forbes.com/sites/carlieporterfield/2020/04/09/after-rejecting-a-coronavirus-lockdown-sweden-sees-rise-in-deaths/

archive.is/X2fvK

HMMMMMMMM

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they arent scared of global warming

Yeah and it's proof that just because someone said something here with conviction, it means fuck all

So much happening in such a little "nothingburger".

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>300lb
what are you 6'11" or something

Have any UK bros. Got public transport lately. What are the chances of the police pulling me over?

Restrictions of movement, freedom and liberty are to be feared by anyone who has a brain

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>This is literally less deadly than the flu for anyone under 70
Literally isn't

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Not true, they're just an extremely servile people and put their trust in their head of epidemiology

TITS or GTFO

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shit is about to blow

I've weighed in at 300 since i was a freshman in highschool. my weight never increases or decreases just remains steady, i used to lift but after highschool quit because i wasn't /going pro/ for anything now im just kinda stuck here

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I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

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2k already. It's going to be a 5k day check it

That's not what you said months ago, whonigger

Still doing great now. Gov and mayor are just coping happeningfags.
Rate of infection and hospitalizations are way down. ICU admission is in the negatives.

Pretty janked up time to be alive right now.

Now they want you to buy into this week being the peak.

being an amerilard is a pre-existing condition

aren't they dumping corpses in mass graves?

wat

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now this is a beyond bill mitchel level of copium smoking

first thread í found dealing with the novel Corona
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/237979084/#237979084

twitter.com/MOFA_Taiwan/status/1248871736914767872
>>"News resources today indicate that at least seven atypical pneumonia cases were reported in Wuhan, CHINA. Their health authorities replied to the media that the cases were believed not SARS; however the samples are still under examination, and cases have been isolated for treatment. I would greatly appreciate it if you have relevant information to share with us. Thank you very much in advance for your attention to this matter."

Where are all the dying people. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who's dying or fatally ill.

Look at the effort of this post. What is it trying to hide. Ask yourself that. Scariest post I've seen this far. We are fucked if they are pumping this out

*temporary burial to deal with the backlogs in morgues
champ.gothamist.com/champ/gothamist/news/too-many-corpses-as-nycs-death-toll-soars-hospitals-morgues-funeral-homes-overwhelmed

>still less deaths/population than other places that went into lockdown and it's mostly muslim elders dying

Belgium +327 for a tiny shithole of a country, must be all the mudslimes spreading it in the mosques.

I thought the UK was fucked but ouch

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We will temporarly surpass them again this evening, then the first place will be theirs forever.

how many people you know?

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You asked everyone you know?
I don't know anyone that knows anyone thats been in a fatal car crash

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The virus was made by the Communist regime in China.

Not exactly. Hart island has always been a temporary dumping ground for unidentified John and Jane Does. Basically homeless people and victims of OD or murder that have no ID on them and can't be identified right away. The people being buried there are almost exclusively loners and homeless that have been buried there for years.

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-scotland-records-47-new-coronavirus-deaths-taking-total-to-542-11971958
>33 of 850 deaths without pre-existing conditions
this is just a long-awaiting cleansing

The MOH advise is in direct contrast to the media statement issued by the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) yesterday

says.com/my/news/moh-advises-all-industries-including-barbers-to-delay-operations-amidst-extended-mco?fbclid=IwAR3XapFLP7ypZH8Y6ywuV4BHjK2WxxeuwZSjRq6MWRlb6T4VHGz63LTGUYg

Government ministry civil war incoming in Malaysia. Jewish Trade Ministry wants everyone to return to work next week, Health Ministry urges continuation of strict controls for the next phase of Lockdown

it's anudda shoah all over again

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Hospitalizations are down because its net hospitalizations, hospitalized - dead, obviously the more die the more it seemingly goes ""down"". They're deceiving people

Threadly reminder that you're pretty fucking retarded if you don't realize this is WAY blown out of proportion, it's literally nothing, some old diseased boomers died that would have died anyway (and that's even if they died from corona and not their 50 existing health conditions, but we may never know because who the fuck is gonna test dead boomers instead of just recording them as corona victims and collecting national or international aid)

>inb4 shilll shilllll CCP bottt
Let's be realistic here, your perception of this has been altered by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news in these generals, just admit it.
Mob mentality is the only thing these threads run on; that and your Jew OP who used you for stock gains.

This general is so pathetic every way you look at it. Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, this is literally garbage tier information. You should all be embarrassed with yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

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You need to go back to the children’s site where reading comprehension isn’t required but picture books are

tks bro
Not seen that one
You seen these echos of things to come?

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Not really. Been following Cuomo and Deblasio's briefings every day. The numbers are way way down for 3 days in a row.
All except deaths, but those lag behind.

long-awaited*

>temporary
lol, yeah because the 3 casket deep stack of basic pine caskets with sharpie written names on the front buried in a 12ft trench will be dug through later on

I had considered this too
>all in gods plan
to what ends? are all the born and unborn to die from lung aids? is the world to be doomed to another dark age where only small communities are to be allowed like some 1200's province?

Out of the ashes the Swedes will rise, we made the bible bible on modern warfare when attacked by the Danes, Poles and Russians at the same time and right now, almost 400 years later as we speak the bible on modern antiviral warfare is being written.

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You can try Japanese, you can even use the Kanji to communicate with Chinese people which will allow you to communicate with people in Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Ya can we all agree there's no way nazis cremated 6 gorillion. Like for real? Can some one bring this issue up on TV or to more people...

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I would tend to agree except that rate of infection is also down despite increased testing. ICU admissions are also in the negative. Also, a few days ago, Cuomo put out the stat that 2/3 of those hospitalized had been discharged.

I know of 2 who have died

BUT I DID NOT TAKE THE BLOOD TEST MYSELF, I DID NOT ENSURE CHAIN OF CUSTODY OF THE SAMPLE AND I DID NOT CARRY OUT THE ASSAY
THEREFORE 'TIS A NOTHINGBURGER

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Definitely new here
Welcome and enjoy fren

He play joke, he put pp in your coke

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Let's be realistic here, your perception of this has been altered by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news in these generals, just admit it.
Mob mentality is the only thing these threads run on; that and your Jew OP who used you for stock gains.

This general is so pathetic every way you look at it. Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, this is literally garbage tier information. You should all be embarrassed with yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

It's dying down here too and we have extremely lax lock-down laws now, nobody seem to give a fuck. I don't get how the numbers are so different across Europe.

you don't like pasta?

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I'm in contact with 10 close friends/family daily. They all have Facebook with 500+ people, don't know anyone who seriously ill or dying. I've heard about 2 under 60s dying in the whole of the UK. I heard about a 65 year old woman who died alone, Turns out she didn't have it. I know 3 people who tested positive all said it wasn't that bad.

Rate of infections isn't down though, its +10k everyday and 0.9% of New York is infected. Notice how Cuomo doesn't announce new infections anymore when that was the first thing he always did before anything else?

how many do you know who are sick?

Who?

one thing i don't see mentioned all that much is, why call it the Chinese virus when it was actually stolen from Canada, and before that there were experiments on coronaviruses going on at universities, and before that probably in 'vaccine development programs' at Fr. Detrick.

The question is, I suppose, if China released it on purpose, on accident, or if another country/faction released it in Wuhan.

I bet it was the Gates/WHO/Rockefellers who released it, working with China with the support of financial elites.

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I bet ODs are skyrocketing

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This really is a big nothingburger
600k people die in the UK every year
We are looking like 20k total deaths from corona, mainly elderly with suggestions that 2/3 of those would have died this year anyway
So in reality we are looking at maybe +7k excess deaths (+1%) this year which is likely to be even lower because of less road accidents etc from lockdown

Say it after me, Nothingburger

3 who tested positive, all completely fine.

>700 new confirmed cases today here

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Except there are currently five times the normal burials there

>According to the city's Department of Correction, which oversees the process, the burials have increased in frequency from 25 burials a week to 24 burials every day, five days a week.

champ.gothamist.com/champ/gothamist/news/too-many-corpses-as-nycs-death-toll-soars-hospitals-morgues-funeral-homes-overwhelmed

They just call them covid19 deaths instead of ODs now.

to what end? to make worldlings suffer immensely as a prelude to the final ending conflagration that comes as a thief in the night and incinerates everybody and everything on this planet at once

I don’t know anyone or heard about anyone I know of knowing anyone who’s died from a car wreck or necrosis so I guess that doesn’t ever happen