/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3124

► Detected: 1,717,056 (+18,221) ► Died: 103,855 (+1,171) ► Day: 93 (-12:37:43)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 5.6x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,251 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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As Corona overwhelms Africa, Ebola escapes containment
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At least 54 patients under 30 have died in the US
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91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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Dr. Tedros was accused of covering up 3 epidemics in Ethiopia
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>INFO
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
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Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>REMINDER
China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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>LATEST
06:43: 62 new cases in Oman
06:42: 120 new cases and 8 new deaths in Hungary
06:34: 27 new cases and 6 new deaths in Lithuania
06:26: 438 new cases and 90 new deaths in Italy
04:43: 93 new cases in Pakistan
04:00: 81 new cases in Argentina

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how long until 1 million dead?
how is israel china virus looking?

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Built for BBC

Was this part of the plan for you guys?

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>go outside
>wear a mask, sunglasses and gloves
>literally everyone doesn't wear shit outside, social distancing is a meme and joke, crowds of people laughing and having fun, some girls taking pictures
Why are people so fucking stupid? Dumb disgusting morons, I hope this country will die.

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Fuck gary

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How does it feel wh*toid knowing that the black man is immune to coronavirus?

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England +823 deaths

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Oh shit, i confused your flag kek

anyone got the tiktok webm of a asian saying this virus is "no excuse to be racist"

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somebody smart better help out this french user that wants to infect horses for a future antibody serum

DESPITE BEING 30% OF CHICACO'S POPULATION

Isn't the negro the most affected?

>>Yas Forums>252981708
It's the "no fun allowed" mentality. I really don't get people who walk into a party and start telling others to stop having so much fun, why even come to this thread if you think it's nothing

it's so bizarre to me to go to a place you know it makes you angry and be surprised when you get angry

nothing wrong with outwitting the (((stock market)))

UK wide is
+5,233 cases
+917 deaths

corona-chan has a thing for black lungs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING 11 YEAR OLDERINO

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Whats wrong with this post

gonna need more dead jews from this shitshow plz

nothing burger

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That is what the data in the US says

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I just recovered from COVID 19. I feel like the six million dollar man. My physique has noticeably improved, my skin is clearer, my teeth whiter, my hair thicker and my dandruff gone. My resting heart rate is lower, I haven't felt the least bit sickly, rare for me this time of year. I've had a common skin condition called Keratosis Pilaris since birth. That was gone by day 9. I used to run less than a mile at the gym, now I can run 7. I have more energy than I know what to do with. On day 4 I caught myself balancing on the curb and jumping on and off the sidewalk when crossing the street like I used to do when I was a kid. People gave me strange looks but I just smiled back. Even my scars look better.

My mental performance is also higher. My inbox and to-do list quickly emptied. I 'get' new concepts in my reading faster than before and can read my textbooks twice as long without mental fatigue. I read a book on Number Theory in one sitting, a Differential Geometry book in a weekend, filling up a notebook in the process. Mathematical notation that used to look obtuse is now beautiful. My working memory is noticeably better. I can grasp larger software projects and longer and more complex scientific papers more effectively. My awareness is higher. I find music more enjoyable. I notice beauty and art around me that I never did before. The people around me seem sluggish. There are fewer 'ums' and pauses in my spoken sentences. My reflexes are improved. I walk faster, feel lighter on my feet, spend less time analyzing and performing basic tasks and rely on my phone less for navigation. I sleep better, wake up more refreshed and alert and never feel drowsy during the day. I still drink coffee occasionally, but I no longer need it, which is nice.

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>11-year-old
b-but it's supposed to affect only the rotting walking corpses

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Is this about horse fucking now?

Same here.
Consider the natural selection mechanism doesn't operate in term of years or decades, but in this case it could be much much faster.

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So now that Wuhan's no longer under lockdown, are they gonna start letting people out of their welded up apartments or have they all died of either corona or starvation already?

Or did I just answer my own question?

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Fuck off nigger

Just goes to show that argie is based.

>pic
based argebro

not all of us live in crowed places, need need for masks here i barely see 5 people when going to a shop and keep my distance which does actually help, sanitize a lot and keep everything clean.

notihnberger

>N-world?
Netherworld?

So wuhan traffic was 60% back to normal after the lock down ended... Then Saturday and apparently no traffic? Because who doesn't want to leave their home after being locked up for 4 months.

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic/

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Are you Turkish?
What are your arguments for
>colonialism is always the answer
?

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2 more weeks
>2 more weeks
2 more weeks

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Yes, my stupid retard governor gave a speech recently about muh poor niggers and we can't let this disparity to continue kek.
Oh if half of detroit residents disappeared I would be so distraught not.

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OH NO BROS I SPEND MY LITTLE BOLSA FAVELA MONEY IN FRENCH SCHIZO MEDICINE AND THIS ARGIE DOESNT NEED TO WORK PLEASE LIFT THE QUARENTINE I NEED TO WORK AAAAAAAA

Im banned

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don't be a faggot and say the word

Actually no

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how is Boris doing?

based ban evader discord poster

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You must be pretty damn naive not to realize this is WAY blown out of proportion, its literally nothing, some old diseased boomers died that would have died anyway (and that's even if they died from corona and not their 50 existing health conditions, but we may never know because who the fuck is gonna test dead boomers instead of just recording them as corona victims and collecting national or international aid)

>inb4 shilll shilllll CCP bottt
Let's be realistic here, your perception of this has been altered by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news in these generals, just admit it.
Mob mentality is the only thing these threads run on; that and your Jew OP who used you for stock gains.

This general is so pathetic every way you look at it. Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, this is literally garbage tier information. You should all be embarrassed with yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

HAHA I POSTED HITLER AM I FITTING IN?

Meat processing plants are shutting down.
Farmers aren't harvesting
Dairy farms are dumping milk
Food bank lines stretch for blocks
Grocery stores are perpetually out of stock
No one has stopped panic buying
Trump bux are coming soon but whoopdeedoo the paycheck to paycheck people get to eat for another 2 weeks, everyone else puts it in savings and never touches it again.
There's no way out of this hole. The economy is fucked for decades. China is gonna take over the world.

go back to fucking underaged asians and quit posting that shit

>doesn't knows what a reaction maymay is

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wow youre pathetic even by Yas Forums standards

Turned out it really is just a placebo. 4/5 french patients get treated with it and their death rate keeps spiking

what was the reason?

>Jew OP uses them for stock gain, they say "ohhh argie soooo based"
Imagine being as cucked as the happeningfag. Fucking hilarious.

based?

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When did you become autistic?

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That sudden drop from yesterday to almost before re-opening is a foreboding sign

there's no pandemic you idiot

I POSTED THE FRENCH SCHIZO AND SAID MAYMAY HAHAHA I BTFOED THAT NEWFAG AMIRITE???

smelly dumb redditor scum

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Reposting final time. Any thoughts\criticism?

Yes, I am reposting my own shit.

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Stupid question: I keep getting '403 forbidden' when I try to open an archive link here. That did not used to happen, now it is. Any user out there able to help me out as to why this is?

Greg Abbot is gonna open everything back up in Texas.
It's was nice knowing you all. We're fucked here and being sacrificed for the green line

Just had my afternoon corona elixir lads

pint of water
half squeezed lemon
tablespoon of raw apple cider vinegar
2g vitamin c powder

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>China is gonna take over the world.
china depends on the world for buying its shit. they aren't going to take over anything. they are just going to collapse because they have no one to sell their shit to.

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where is this

And the third study failed again by tinkering with the sample size. We really have to wait for the EU wide study now. Good job Raoult,you had one job

And this.

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>based?
Absolutely.
They already have AIDS, things can't get worse for them

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All the info here is old, sensationalist crap.

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>N-Word?
nothingburger?nothing Burger?
only on /cvg/

Nice try Xi

Nigger

ULTRA B-B-B-BASED

placebo is strongt tho. Have the chinese make an HCQ tablet it would just be gypsum, cellulose and sugar.

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>whole thing is based on the assumption its a bad flu

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it seems your first post triggered a jani, fren
i wonder, who could it be now?

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>he didn’t trust insideranon and shorted in feb
it was quite obvious anyway good on you argie

BUH-BAISED

So I'm wrong how, though? I'd like discussion.

Bill Mitchell is a blessing in disguise

Huh, I was prepared that you would defend yesterdays study, considering you shilled so hard for it

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um
y?

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Haha where is this from?

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Yes. They're going to be dragging the corpses out. They died of isolation, not coronavirus so it's fine.

a dystopia created BY the (panicked) people FOR the people.
interesting notes there aussie, so is sweden actually the sane country this year?

What if the government has been lying to us.
what if there are twice as many undocumented nigs and spics and america is actually only 30% white making these number adjusted correctly.

kek
why bother?
way better to trigger you Yas Forums cultists
this is what you niggers have resorted to to keep the threads alive
if the ''shills'' stop posting this faggotry is worse that /ptg/
we're the life of your thread my little Yas Forums fren

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stay classy

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I think you just needed some time off user.

Add some turmeric and local honey, you’ll be glad you did

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